Find a fucking flaw

Find a fucking flaw.
>Protip: You can't.

Found one.

/thread

This motherfucker comes up and slaps your country on the western coast. What do you do?

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>British

We should annex southern Alaska.

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Make like your flag and leaf.

The other day I learned the capital of Canada was Ottawa
Of the all the capitals I knew, I'm surprised I didn't know that one

Full of junkies, commies, clinks and gooks, hippies, faggots and sand niggers. Should I continue?

we have cute asians here ripe for the dick

Outside of Vancouver it's fine.

t. Cranbrook

>"Find a fucking house you can afford.
>"Protip: You can't."

>nogunz

Really that's pretty much it. I'm a Canuck from Langley and I'd move back home if I was allowed to defend myself there.

flippity pippity bippity pippity

Cut that in half because the other half is being consumed by fucking flames.

It's not Québec

:^)

Vancouver.

Crack Cocaine Capital of Notth America. All is well... You got a great hockey team up there too, eh?

The retard hockey fans who keep destroying their own city by rioting. Also, they booed Team Canada in the 1972 Super Series -- the only city in the country to do so.

That's just Vancouver though. The rest of the province in God-tier.

I wanna live in alaska

extremely liberal

hippy weed smoking leftists everywhere

too many chinks

the only large city there has housing prices out the roof because of the chinese immigrants coming over

>canada is divided into states
Literally no one gives a fug about USA's hat.

You guys do. Your government keeps giving our prime ministers medals and calling them "righteous" even though no one asks for it.

It's pretty great although the PFD is going away in a year or two due to the drop in gas prices

massive housing bubble about to burst

Hongcouver.
I grew up on Vancouver Island and it's a wonderful place, the most beautiful part of BC is definately BC's side of Jasper though. Red Pass is amazing.

Rightful Cascadian clay.

chinese nationals monopilizing the real estate market, driving real estate prices through the roof

hope the bubble pops soon, filthy gooks

BC is a shithole full of weed smokers, libertards, homeless, shitskins and chinks.

We should annex all of Alaska.

You mean Cranhole?

>everybody voted green or NDP
>pan west coast socially liberal culture instigated through UC Berkeley's cultural Marxism
>homeless people fucking everywhere
>literally a colony of the PRC
>more people on drugs in the streets publicly and I've lived in both Toronto and Montreal.

Yeah nah I moved to Victoria and while the nature is beautiful and people tend to love healthier lifestyles, this place is a stones progressive hell hole of pretentious hipster and self proclaimed democratic socialists.

It's also coincidently the birthplace of exo-socialism, and for people who claim to be so in touch with nature in their new age ways they're sure as fuck delusional and naive about it.

BC fags are the most attention seeking, insecure pieces of shit out of an insecure piece of shit country. Literally Turkey tier filth.

ya man, im in sorrento and there is actually only like one or two black people. it is white as shit where i live

>all that American coast
has there ever been a more cucked coastline than west Canada?

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BCfag here can confirm.

Interior is fine, lower mainland is shithole central. Vancouver is the worst you're either wearing a rolex and driving a Bentley or you're on the street begging for crack.

Downtown vancouver is a dystopia.

You actually shouldn't have gotten it, just like you shouldn't have jewel your way into taking more land than you were supposed to with the Oregon treaty. Isle royal off the coast of Michigan is rightfully ours along with northern Maine but your jewy politicians drew maps showing it underneath the 49th parrelel

Only the Interior is fine. Vancouver Island is even worse than the city.

paradise reporting in

>Yeah nah I moved to Victoria and while the nature is beautiful and people tend to love healthier lifestyles, this place is a stones progressive hell hole of pretentious hipster and self proclaimed democratic socialists.
>It's also coincidently the birthplace of exo-socialism, and for people who claim to be so in touch with nature in their new age ways they're sure as fuck delusional and naive about it.

Spot on DESU senpai. I love a lot about living here but I sort of want to move back to Calgary.

leaf explain this shit

ftfy

Vancouver is expensive as fuck but the interior is really nice.

Live in Kelowna and it's pretty good. Awesome weather except for the 3 months of winter which is usually only -10C to 5C, couple ski hills that are only 2-3 hours away, big fucking lake and Vancouver is only 3 hours away if you want to get that big city experience, also the fastest growing city in Canada and BC has the best job creation in Canada. BC also gets tons of cool festivals and shitloads of great campgrounds and trails. If you aren't an out doorsy person you probably won't like it though.

>Vancouver

no :(

Its in canada.
OP confirmed faggot
Checkm8 you fuckin leaf

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BC fag here.

Chinks
Poo-in-the-loos
Still not separated from Canada and forming Cascadia.

Strange. Srsly

Anyone else slumming in Nanaimo.

Victoria, I feel for you bro.

It's not that bad really I went to trade school at VIU

I don't mind it in Nanaimo. Cheap to live here, loose women and summer time is coming which means trying to find a nice place at Nanaimo River that isn't populated by fat white and red trash.

Well if I was Canadian I'd do what all Canadians do

>Sourry

Also if Australia and Canada switched placed that would be like the best thing ever. Canadians can get fucked, Australians are based and arguably the only country thats America tier in meme power.

Another Nanaimo resident reporting in. How bought that thunder and lightning?

Overpriced city's packed full of Chinks.

it used to be t.

Stay mad and cucked forever.

That's just vancouver m8

>country with tenth of population of USA has about a tenth as many research publications
Thanks reddit

>it's just in one city
is this the first stage of denial for a cucked country?

I'm sorry you feel that way.

Compare yourselves to Australia though. They are kicking you ass when it comes to being of a similar population but producing more research than you.

Remember, when the Queen dies there will be a war, Americans and Australians will band together to take over Canada and the UK.

Literally every other city is 80-90% white

For reference America is only like 60% white

> producing more research than you.
I don't see that in that picture at all.

This is the best option

>mexican intellectuals

everytime, pham

Our white population alone still outnumbers all of Canada 10-1

USA was 80-90% white like 20 years ago

I'm sure Canada will stay as white with Trudeau in charge though

But Canada has a higher GDP and better reading, math and science scores. Canada and Australia are pretty much the same country but with opposite weather. We both have shit politicians, we both have very urban populations, we both have cities that rank among the nicest in the world, we both have shitloads of chinese, we both still rely on our fucking natural resources, we're both commonwealth and we both play and excel in a sport that the rest of the world doesn't really care about.

>wanting to live in southeast
>ever
Enjoy your early death in a drunken boating accident

>Not an argument

The number of people with your GDP or above vastly outnumbers your entire population.

Yeah so I found the data the map used. Canada has a higher per capita output than the United States (723/million vs 690/million). Australia is 758/million, so slightly higher but pretty insignificant. Either way, your country is more cucked than either.

What the hell is the reason for that long thingy being part of Alaska anyway?

>Canadians
>Multiculturalism
>Chinese buying up all the property and distorting market prices
>Fucking smug-as-fuck Canadians
>Incompetent politicians

I found numerous problems, user.

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do you guys do grass-fed beef up in canada

Cryonics is banned

It's pretty spoopy. But it's cleared up for the moment. Hopefully no outages tonight.

It was Russia's and they sold it, same as the rest of Alaska

Probably.

yeah there's no corn subsidy here so it's not hard to find grass fed.