I'm horny Sup Forums

I'm horny Sup Forums
Tell me what to do

>kill yourself

buy 12 inch dildo and pocketpussy

Put maple syrup in your armpits.

looks like you answered your own question op what you need us for?

What if the dildo is 8 inch? Would that be okay?

8 inch is fine now fuck yourself with it

ok :D

Okay :3

what color hair do you have?

post a close up off your asshole

Brown
As you wish

cut off your dick

Blow and go to sleep

can you post pic/webm of you rubbing lubed up asshole?

Show feet pls

Try and put your dick in your ass

Aww :(

where's your vagina?

ehe go go go, do it

where are the panties!?

Shove dildo up ass then take out and proceed to put in mouth and gag on it. (Provide proof aswell.)

But...Im not sleepy yet :/
Owkay

Please try to fuck yourself, literally. i'm curious if people can do this.

Ass to mouth

Thanksg, fapping furiously now

As you command dark lord
Jokes on you guys. I actually taste really nice^.^

Shove finger up your ass

he means that he wants you to put your ass on your mouth, he isnt insulting you

Not quite bendy enough to insert

GET SOME PANTIES ON NOW!

FUCKING GAYS

ho boy, looking tight, same pose but with your dildo in it.

Jeesh. Here you go

Post faster OP. Thread is dying

yesss good girl, whos are they?

Bifag here, OP is super hot. Omfg

Doesn't look like 8".

Sure
Mine
Thx

>mfw no qt bf to dress up with

>Mine
owning panties, what a sissy. I bet you have more. get that little cock warped up!

post your ass in missionary positon

Wouldnt call myself a sissy, got the panties because some guy bought them for me :3

Pull those panties halfway down your ass

...

cool, how big is it?

Want to have passionate, consensual sex?

Holy fuck perfect. You little twink slut

I see boy toys like you a lot, I'm 6"2 semi muscular guy in med school, pretty confident and witty and fun.
>What's the best way to approach a boy toy I want to get to know? Is it just the same as if I were approaching a girl? I've heard gays are more promiscuous and upfront than women.

Never explored that aspect of my sexuality but I see some soft boys sometimes that make me go HNNGHHH.

You're one of them
Post another like but let your dick be erect and forward.

Ill answer the question next

omg this got me so hard. I'd fuck you all day

Get on your knees doggystyle show us that dildo stuck in your ass

Take the LSAT and apply to law school, set a budget and get your life together

As you wish
How cute are the guys in law school?

two fingers in ass??
and more feet

Sit on your knees or stand up and point in a dominant way to your cock

Im rather shy irl so I wouldnt go for the direct approach.

First get to know me as friends. Once we're close enough and I feel safe around you invite me to your home.

Here you make sure its just the 2 of us. Now you just need to get your dick out.
If I like you Ill suck it. If I dont...Ill suck it because I feel bad

You cant lose!

spit all over the dildo and suck it !

do u have kik?

Ayay captain

Write "I'm a cute slut" on your belly

>.

Why are you so adorable?

Eh not really they’re law skool nerds. I work in tech sales and there’s tons of cute guys in my building

Your penis hole is big. lol so is mine

cute penis

Nope
Owkay

what the fuck

a closeup of that dick?

cute as fuck

can you dersup in some pantis with stockings and the dildo up your ass and pose ?

Try to suck your own dick

Eat your cum

Sure

this gay thread needs to 404

Lay on your back, pull your legs up above your head and suck your dick

Can you gape your cute little asshole for us OP?

Can you put on some jeans and squat so the panties will be peeking out?

Sorry. Im not good at gaping :/

Precum?

another picture in this angle, but lift penis up so we can see balls taint and butt

...

Lay on your tummy with you feet in the air showing ur butt

Oh my lord that is a godly picture. Thanks for obliging my fetish.

On your knees with your legs spread a bit. Hips thrust forward presenting your erect cock with no hands.

Oh jesus christ you're that weird as fuck long faced faggot who posts the webm of his creepy ass terrifying glare

holy fuck get the fuck out you alien looking queer ass motherfucker shame on you faggot

fucking shame

Oh nice
Thanks

...

fucking stop

never come back

we dont like aliens in these here parts

MICRO DICK

cute

Have you seen his creepy ass faggot face?

........................ you are on Sup Forums waht the fuck do you expect ? btw cut ass

more feet

No man this is some next level weird, he posts himself on /soc/ and /gif/ and spams Sup Forums and I swear to god it looks like he's about to lay egg sacks or some shit the alien lookin son of a bitch

Okay guys. Im close to cumming. Dubs decide if I cum and where it goes ^.^

I wasn't going to stick around but now I feel tempted to see what the fuck is happening

On your face

in a fire

then jump in it you alien cuck

Bump

On your feet or nike athletic socks

On cute tummy!

Yes sir