Jesus was an alien hybrid

jesus was an alien hybrid,,,
prove me wrong

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Can't prove you wrong. Judgin by by humanity's intense level of autism I think its most likely you're wrong...but then again our autism levels are a shitty yarstick.

"He" didn't exist. Prove me wrong.

Duh.

>Can none hybrid humans walk on water?
>no

why do we celebrate cristmas then ,faggot?

gravity manipulation

Santas birthday. Duh.

No such thing as proof,show me the data.

winter solstice

a fat magical elf molester that gives all the toys in one night exists,,and an alien hybrid did not?

you say that jesus was an alien hybrid. what are your evidences of that?
we can't get evidences on something that does not exists, but you can get evidences on something that exists.
logical fallacy lvl burden of proof.

Damn. Well, then how 'bout this:
>Can non-hybrid humans swim on land?
>no, but I bet Jesus could

Please tell me how the fuck did the cross withstand the weight of Santa Clause

the embyo was planted thus the virgin birth.also he comunicated telepaticaly with the mother ship which gave him powers to heal

You've won,please pick up your Sup Forums pass,at the door.

Was there only one mothership.

what kind of drugs do you take?

they seem to be cool to take

I've long thought this OP, good job.

i shoot up marijuanas..
sometimes twice a day
plus i smoke banana peels

Oh ffs, do I need to recite the whole Bible to you?
NO you dummy, there were 26 of them. and one smaller but equally maternal.

It didn't. That's why Santa is alive.

jesus was the ahole.. satan is the true savior

Thanks for the info,my fellow dummy.

spotted the 7th grader

There is a teapot in orbit around the sun, between the earth and mars.
Prove me wrong.

Where's the saucer?

Some people speak as if we were not justified in rejecting a theological doctrine unless we can prove it false. But the burden of proof does not lie upon the rejecter.... If you were told that in a certain planet revolving around Sirius there is a race of donkeys who speak the English language and spend their time in discussing eugenics, you could not disprove the statement, but would it, on that account, have any claim to be believed?

Russel was a faggot

its flying

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He built my hotrod, this I know.
Ding dang a dong bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Everytime I try to do it all now baby
Am I on the run
Why why why why why baby
If it's so evil then?
Give me my time, with all my power
Give it to me all again (wow)
Ding a ding a dang a dong dong ding dong
Every where I go

Bannadine ?
Any good recipe ?

But no one is trying to convince you that Jesus is real. Why can't atheist keep to themselves?

Checkmate atheists.

OP IS ON POINT