>Be Japan
>"""1st world country"""
>Still haven't discovered fire
Really makes you think
Be Japan
Evan Morris
Juan Jackson
we did though
Cooper Gomez
Salmon sushi was invented in Norway. Google it.
Ian Jackson
norse eat it and raw meat too
Anthony Clark
It's made in America.
Sebastian Kelly
>Chinese discovery of fire
Jace Ramirez
It would explain why it's so awful
salmon in general is pretty fucking disgusting
Nicholas Allen
tuna master race
Hudson Watson
well they literally brought it on themselves
Sebastian Clark
Germans also eat it raw, it's an Aryan thing, be they real ones or honorary ones. Anglo wouldn't understand
Christopher Wilson
thats true. anglos only eat frozen or processed garbage
Josiah Collins
do ordinary Chinese people eat raw fish or meat?
David Rogers
They eat live monkey brains
Mason Brown
UMA DELICIOUS
Asher Gonzalez
>be Polish
>""""" 1st world country """""
>still haven't discovered fire
also Sushi is so sophisticated that I don't think barbaric Poles can understand its essence.
Bentley Williams
Salmon sushi uses '''smoked''' salmon.
Andrew Ramirez
>Be Korean
>"""first""" world
>Eat man's best friend
Daniel Ward
Steak tartare isn't even a polish invention.
Adam Powell
>Be Australian
>"""first""" world
>Eat mankind's best friend
Jordan Powell
>Be New Zealand
>Fuck sheep
Parker Johnson
>Be Finland
>Fuck your sister
Jeremiah Wilson
sausage sucking pleb
Logan Sullivan
>designated edible dogs