Could you beat up Justin Bieber in a fair fight?
Could you beat up Justin Bieber in a fair fight?
Remember he's been boxing for a while.
His technique sucks, like it's not even funny
Yes and with pleasure.
never being on a ring or a gym, but without a doubt. I grew up in a tough place that faggot has no chance as soon he starts "trying his techniques" I broke his fucking nose
Nope. I'm far weaker than him.
Could you beat up Justin Bieber in a fair fight?
I stab that fucking white nigger. WHAT HE GONNA DO !?
by whose standards?
oh, and nice dubs OP
Define "fair" with this kind of fight
I dunno looks like he has some mad skills in the ring
I don't fight fair.
It's one of the first things you learn about fighting.
Kickboxer here, This shit is pathetic.
ok so ill bring a few friends along and kick his ass no doubt then.
I mean thats fair by nigger standards.
Nope. One on one, you pussy.
That fucking idiot would just stand there waiting for a bell ring
I would knock him the fuck out
slow as fuck, weak jab
boxes with an ear ring in
more dancing around than Mayweather
I'd love to see him try to get out of a BJJ grapple
I’ll tap his ass out in seconds brown belt in judo though so it’s not even a fair fight
itt: basement dwellers pretending they're boxers and kickboxers
the absolute delusion
I can't even beat my dick. How the hell could I beat up a man 15 years my junior, who is obviously in very good shape.
Tldr; Justin Bieber could beat me up.
just looked up his weight & height.
he's 175cm tall and around 70 kg
so I guess i could, but every fight has to be fought first
his fight and stance are like street niggers
Dude's fuckin jacked!
I bet he'd destroy 99% of you fuckers
Probably, but why would I want to? Beebs is cool as fuck.
Anything I have to say just makes me sound like a salty hater, but seeing him wrestle and box makes him look even weaker and easier to beat to a pulp. I'm a little taller than him, same weight and body type, but I could probably one punch him in all honesty.
Absolutely. He got a nice body though but I doubt he can lift heavy and he probably only did boxing for a few months then got bored of it
please tell me this is b8
What's that in heterosexual units of measurement?
He fights like a typical weak edgy teenager.
Probably not...., but I don't believe in fighting "fair"...., I believe in fighting to win.
Any fight is a fair fight so yes, I’d hit him in the fucking head with a brick.
He said heterosexual you dumb fuck
implying i couldn't beat up a kid from stratford
i was a high school football legend i would fucking plow that kid
Imagine that you can fuck him once he's down. It adds a little incentive, doesn't it?
it's 5'9 you dumbshit
35 overweight but taller and trained
no doubt would beat his ass
What is this, 2010?
FUCK OFF YOU DUMB FUCK.
I TRAIN WITH HIM ONCE IN A WHILE AT 10TH PLANET BJJ. HE'S A PURPLE UNDER MY INSTRUCTOR EDDIE BRAVO.
HE'S ABOUT 170 POUNDS AND UNBELIEVABLY ATHLETIC AND STRONG. HE SAID, SINCE I PLAYED HOCKEY IN AHL. THAT HE MADE IT UP TO JUNIOR OHL IN CANADA WHICH MEANS HE'S A PRETTY DAMN GOOD ATHLETE. HE'S STRONG, QUICK AND HAS CARDIO FOR DAY.
HE WOULD FUCK UP 100% OF YOU FAT FUCKS WITH VERY LITTLE EFFORT. HE TRAINS HARD AND IT SHOWS ON HS BODY
He's 171cm at best...
he's 171cm or 5'7.5"
Plow? As in buttfuck?
ONE, OR MANY MORE, OF HIS ARMED BODYGUARDS WOULD HAVE YOU A DEAD 400 POUND PIECE OF BLUBBER ON THE GROUND IN LESS THAN 2 SECONDS.
Don’t lie, you fat basement dweller.
ITT: A BUNCH OF UNEMPLOYED 50 YEAR OLD WHO SUFFER OBESITY AND NEED MUMMY TO WIPE THEIR ASS THINK THEY CAN "EASILY" BEAT UP AN ATHLETIC AND VERY WELL TRAINED DUDE.
TRY CLIMBING UP YOUR MUMMY'S STAIRS SUCCESSFULLY AND THEN WE TALK.
nah dude he's rich as shit with plenty of free time so he hits the gym like twice a day
5'10" 32 y/o... Been boxing 4 years, bodybuilding for 6 mopnths, So yes
I'M A LEGIT 5'11" (MEASURED IN MY PHYSICALS) AND HE'S A TAD TALLER THAN ME...SO NICE TRY FUCK FACE.
you mad fuck boy
Balls are balls. One good kick and he's done.
HE WOULD FUCK YOU UP OLD MAN...AND BY BODYBUILDING YOU MEAN MUMMY TAKES YOU ON A WALK THROUGH THE PARK 1X A WEEK? YOU FAT FUCKING LOSER...
SO BY THAT LOGIC YOU CAN EASILY BEAT UP MIKE TYSON? TICKETS ARE $45 FOR HIS SHOWS AND HE HAS A MEET AND GREET. TAPE IT PLEASE.
He's fit, but that's not the kind of build you get from strength.
he have dedicated fun even here kek
Probably. He's a singer, not a fucking martial artist. Lifting and supplementation don't make you a good fighter.
not that guy but I'd kick the shit out of you and justin beaver at the same time in under 4 minutes
MY GUESS IS YOU DON'T EVEN LEAVE THE HOUSE MUCH LESS THREATEN ANYONE IN REAL LIFE. YOU FAT FUCKS ARE BASEMENT DWELLING LOSERS AND 95% WILL BE DEAD VA SUICIDE WITH IN 5 YEARS. THAT'S THE ALARMING STAT OF Sup Forums.
Yes, I have way more aggression and experience than he ever will, I have actually worked in my life not just sing, real hard physical work. Sorry Biebs
Being ripped have nothing to do with being able to fight. Not even strength tbh. I got a friend that used to compete in strongman. 190 cm, 130 kg fucking concrete guy. No toned abs or anything, no extreme bicep bumps, the guy is just a fucking giant.
POST YOUR PIC. LET'S SEE WHAT KIND OF BUILD YOU GET FROM SITTING ON YOUR ASS FOR 16 HRS. A DAY EATING BOXES AND BOXES OF PIZZA POCKETS.
Wow what a shill thread. Beebs you here? That gif of you running into a door still tickles me to this day you beautiful idiot.
He is white, whites can't fight, that's why they're obsessed with guns.
my father taught me to never hit girls.
YEAH HIS BUILD IS FROM PLAYING XBOX AND JERKING OFF TRAP PORN LIKE YOU FAT FUCKS...GTFO...HE'S UNBELIEVABLY FIT AND STRONG. IF I WAS WEALTHY AS HIM I WOULDN'T EVEN FUCKING MOVE FROM MY MANSION MUCH LESS TRAIN AT 10TH PLANET WITH THE RIFF RAFF.
ITT oh justin you poor bastard...just go home
LOL. YOU FIRST HAVE TO HAVE ONE AROUND YOU WITHOUT RUNNING IN HORROR AT A 500 POUND BLOB OF SHIT BEFORE YOU CAN TOUCH ONE.
Yeah just about anyone could kick that manlet's ass
YOU REALLY THINK A GUY PUMPING PUSSY BY THE DOZEN WOULD BE HERE WITH YOU SUICIDAL FAT ASSES?
LMFAO. UP THE MEDS FATSO.
Whoa dude. Are you retarded?
Being "jacked" doesn't mean you can fight bud.
A swift kick to the balls will end the fight. Don't give a shit if it's fair. I don't play fair.
AHHH..DID I RUIN THE 500 POUNDERS FANTASY?
THERE IS A REASON YOU ARE ALONE.
you don't want none of this fuck boi
i'll land a left kick up the side of beavers head and then upper cut you into the stratosphere
POST A PIC. HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU "KICK HIM IN THE BALLS" FROM YOUR SCOOTER?
you're not invited to my birthday party lmao
Yep look at the pure strength here. He would crush all of you fags and snap your necks
I'm what people call a two hit wonder and I actually know Justin, he might seem like a prick, but he's the nicest guy you will ever meet, he's helped me become what I am today.
what happened in this pic
YEAH BUT I WAS THE ONLY GUEST.
Yep you are scared to take him on man to man... have to resort to bitch moves
MY GUESS IS HE BEATS THE EVERY LIVING FUCK OT OF 95% OF THE POPULATION AND 100% OF THIS BOARD..THEN AGAIN HE LOVES PUNCHING LITTLE WHINY FAGS. WATCH THE SPAIN VID. SHORT JAB KNOCKED OUT 4 TEETH OF THAT WHINY HIV FAG.
I can have fun without having to make sure other people know about it, fortunately. Good luck with the ego.
he's helped me become what I am today.
DOUBT IT. TRAINED WITH THIS GUY TONS OF TIMES. HE KEEPS TO HIMSELF AND IS VERY MUCH A POLITE CANADIAN DUDE BUT NOT THE MOST SOCIAL GUY AROUND. HE OPENS UP TO VERY FEW GUYS AND IT'S MOSTLY ABOUT HOCKEY.
POOP COMES FROM YOUR BUTT.
WHAT CHOICE DO YOU HAVE FAT FUCK?
But we need to train first.
NOPE, IT COMES FROM YOUR MOM'S VAGINA. LOOK I THE MIRROR FOR PROOF.
oh shut up you lying ass cock monger
you trained with your mother
he's a pussy and so are you
didnt beiber recently do some christian rehab and abruply left cause he got molested or some shit? how is his training not helping him fight of molesters in the music industry?
POST YOUR PIC SAGE.....
But I like Mike Tyson? I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and kick your mother in the balls.
Yep everybody he has fought ended up rekked, even that big huge black dude
There's no such thing as a fair fight and yes
He's pretty reserved alright, he only really opens up when he gets fucked up.
Al? Is that you?
Justin Beaver ITT
MIKE WOULD KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR SCOOTER YOU FAT FUCK. HE HATES FAT WHITE BALDING FAGS.
damn son. get the burn ointment.
hes the size of an ant, yeah i could kill.
thread is oldschool af
nah, posted by fat newfag 12 year olds almost daily
being this dense
So many geriatric fucks in this thread posting in all caps like its facebook or some shit
What that kind of thing doesn't happen kekekeke
this pic made my mouth water. more please.
Kickboxing: a sport where there are so many different federations everyone is a world champion just for taking part.
Bait or beiber?
I DON'T SEE BIG MACS OR A DICK IN THAT PIC SO WHY YOUR WATERING 500 POUNDER?
Sooooo... A participation trophy then?
Yes. I fight dirty though. Prison changes the way you look at combat. No such thing as a fair fight
kek....this guy is the best thing on this sad thread
mummy locked the front door?
Letting other people know because I feel insecure?
Yeah I could.
THIS IS WHY /B IS DYING A SLOW MISERABLE DEATH LIKE YOU FAT FUCKS ARE IRL.
But beiber doesn't fight 1v1 he fights 1vbodyguard
NAH YOU COULDN'T FAT FUCK.
Nah I can't, like the 80% of people in here
seriously I think he fully sperged out...
Hey nurse rita is down the hall with your meds grandpa. Make sure you pick up the new keyboard we bought you for the caps lock issue you are having from the front desk.
Not connected at all.
Let's be honest here. JB is in better shape than 90% of posters here guaranteed.
Something like two thirds of Americans are overweight these days and can't even run a mile.
80%? ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB? 99% HERE STILL NEED MUMMY TO WIPE THEIR ASS AND CLEAN THEIR BED SORES MUCH LESS BEAT UP AN ATHLETIC KID.
Go home, biebs
OK 15 YEAR OLD WITH NO FRIENDS, NO LIFE AND NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TALK TO "GRANDPA". HAVE FUN WITH YOUR SUICIDE PLANNING KIDDO.
girl on lower right, even with his thigh- lol that face. She wants to suck his cock so bad she can't stand it
When did he become a mexican? Is it from dating one?
try harder, that wasn't even half a comeback.
fair fight, do this include only physical weapon, or include lethal hand to hand technic
I feel like he doesn't actually know how. Like that oh god what have I done phase of his personality is never allowed to occur. I can see how this situation could be entertaining
I CAN GUARANTEE, WITH OUT A DOUBT IN MY MIND, 100% HERE ARE MORBILDY OBESE OR TOO SICK TO LEAVE THEIR HOMES.
YOU COME HERE TO DIE, NOT TO LIVE.
He is a confirmed REPTILIAN!!
I can guarantee that includes you
actually sage, i am afraid you have to leave before he really makes you commit suicide...if you do stream it.
I bet people are gonna give you shit but I believe it. I played with Ryan Ramcyzk (Saints) in high school. I never would've fucked him then and definitely not now.
yeah but some here have serious mental issue and would probably able to kill without batting an eye
keep slurping my fatty
Spic ran up behind an unsuspecting white. Clocked him in the back of the head because he's a cowardly roach. What did you think happened? He gave him a present?
NO FAT FUCK MY YACHT IS IN PORT AND I AM JUST GETTING A BLOW JOB FROM GIGI HADID AND KILLING TIME HERE BEFORE WE HEAD TO IBIZA.....YOU FUCKING DUMB FUCK.
I’ve been jumped by 7 niggers and survived. I’m invincible now.
Remember kids, caps lock is cruise control for cool
Also you're trying too hard
DOUBT IT. ONCE EVERY DECADE A GUY ACTS OUT HIS FANTASY AGAINST A WEAK OLD LADY OR SMALL FEMALE SO ODDS ARE HE'S SAFE FROM YOU BLUBBERLY POS.
Mentally sure but they'd be physically unable to move their morbidly obese 'gamer bods' out of their parent's house so they're not really able to kill anyone.
Oh, you made a claim on the internet,
Surely they will all believe it because I put it in caps
What a cuck lol
/b went to shit real fast and hard...sort of like your life huh sage?
Feels good bro, keep slurping.
/b = dead.
the autisitc 12 year olds killed it.
It's this cringe that kills the board. time to go back to redddddit .
uh, yeah, UHHH, yeah baby keep sucking that dick
take his cock out of your mouth
i'm sure traveling the world he has time to train BJJ. you don't train BJJ once a month or once every 2 months.
that old geezer Bourdain could tap out little beiber
that samefag killed Sup Forums
Sup Forums is fine i've been here 6 whole months and its super cool XDDDDDD
no american uses "mummy" instead of mom or mommy and only kids use mommy you brit faeg
YEP SO EVERYONE WHO TRAINED WITH HIM IS LYING. JELLY FAT FUCK? LET'S FACE IT. HE ACCOMPLISHES MORE IN 12 HRS. THAN YOU HAVE IN YOUR WHOLE, MISERABLE PATHETIC LIFE. THERE IS A REASON YOU HATE LIFE. AND THERE IS A REASON YOU SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE. ACTUALLY MILLIONS OF REASONS.
dat shoop bait
IT'S AWESOME!! IT JUST TAKES THE WORST OF LEREDDIT AND REPOSTS IT HERE AND THE 10 YEAR OLDS THINK THEY ARE EDGY!!!!! ALL WINS, ALL DAY.
ib4 autistic fuck of Sup Forums start something so bad that bieber kill himself.
170lbs my anus
Pic rellied, am 150lbs (albeit 5'7)
BEIBER= TRAINS HARD WIT THE BEST
100% OF THIS BOARD= JERKS OFF OVER TRAP PORN AND MUMMY HAS TO CLEAN THEIR ASS AND THEY HAVEN'T SEEN OUT SIDE IN 230 DAYS..
YOU MEAN 5'2"?
BEIBER= FUCKS TEH BEST PUSSY THE WORLD HAS TO OFFER
Sup Forums 12 YEAR OLD= BEGS OTHER USERS TO POST THE BEST TRAP PORN SO THEY CAN JERK THEIR 2" COCK
kek kys manlet
Can my mom come with?
What are you a 12 year old girl?
If kicking balls was the be all and end all of fighting, then all fights would be a race to kick the other guy in the nuts. In my entire life i have never seen a fight real fight ended by a nut shot. Competitions where it's illegal and the guy is playing it up for a penalty don't count.
BEIBER= NET WORTH 350 MILLION AND JET SETS THE WORLD FUCKING WHOEVER HE WANTS
12 YEAR OLD 4CHANER= SPENDS 12 HRS A DAY ON Sup Forums BEGGING FOR "SAUCE" ON THE PRETTY TRAP HE FELL IN LOVE WITH
BEIBER= GETS HIS ASSHOLE LICKED BY THE TOP PUSSY IN THE WORLD
4CHANER= GETS HIS ASS CLEANED BY HIS MUMMY WHILE SHE TELLS HIM THAT SHE WISHES SHE HAD 90 BUCKS FOR THAT ABORTION
BEIBER= ACTUALLY FUCKED SELENA GOMEZ IN EVEY HOLE
4CHANER= POSTS PICS OF SELENA GOMEZ AND BEGS FOR NUDES
You gotta watch more fights.
Also most people don't fight to end fights but to be angry and hit something. So it makes sense most people wouldn't go straight for the balls.
BEIBER= IS ACTUALLY HATED BY TAYLOR SWIFT BECAUSE HE DIDN'T GIVE HER THE D
4CHANER= SPENDS ALL DAY POSTING "QUEEN TAY TAY" PICS AND ASKS OTHER 12 YEAR OLDS TO DESCRIBE HOW THEY WOULD FUCK HER
trolling for (you)s
You're the fuck who said Biebs was 6'0"
He's about 5'6" without lifts
Not the guy who isn't Bieber spamming the thread.
the fuck is he even wearing in this picture
Look at this cocksucker and laugh
BEIBER= DRIVES THE MOST EXPENSICE CARS IN TEH WORLD WHILE GETTING BLOW JOBS FROM 10/10 WOMEN
4CHANER= BEGS MUMMMY FOR A DRIVE IN HER 1996 TOYOTA TERCEL SO HE CAN PICK UP 300 BUCKS OF MCDONALDS...PAID WITH FOOD STAMPS
Poor beiber isn't relevant anymore and is the new vanilla ice lol
Remember a the adult woman who wanted to Fuck 15 year old beiber?
But we get castrated for wanting to Fuck 14 yr old bella thorn...Fuck any aged bella for that matter.
I wish men would take back the world.
Beiber is what happens in a female society
TL;DR. Kill it with fire
He looks like he just sucked off a buncha niggers
The internet is at your fingertips. Should be easy to find with all the fight videos online then. Prove it.
How to beat beiber.
BEIBER= IS LOVED BY MILLIONS OF HOT WOMEN WHO GLADLY RIP OUT THEIR OVARIES JUST SO HE WOULD LOOK AT THEM
4CHANER= DOESN'T EVEN KNOW 2 NON FAMILY WOMEN AND NO ONE EVEN CARES ABOUT THEM
I'd beat his scrawny little ass.
BEIBER= LIVES IN MANSIONS IN THE BEST PARTS OF THE WORLD EATING THE FINEST FOOD AND FUCKING THE FINEST PUSSY
4CHANER= WHINES WHY WOMEN WON'T EVEN SMILE HIS WAY AND ASKS FOR ADVICE WHERE HE CAN PICK UP A TRAP WHO WILL BE EQUALLY REVOLTED BY HIS FAT ASS
You're a sand nigger
BEIBER= ACTUALLY TOOK SELENA GOMEZ'S VIRGINITY
4CHANER= DREAMS ABOUT SELENA BEING A VIRGIN AND HER GIVING IT TO A 400 POUND 16 YEAR OLD WHO SMELLS LIKE CAT PISS
That doesn't make him tough
BEIBER= TRAINS WITH THE BEST FIGHTERS ON THIS PLANETS
4CHANNER= PLAYS 16 HRS. A DAY OF NHL 18 AND GETS INTO "FIGHTS" AND THINKS HE CAN NOW FIGHT IRL
Nice, more pics?
4 chaners :)
now u can slit your throat fangirl
WHAT DOES FATSO? DOING WHAT YOU DO: EATING YOUR MOM'S CAMPELL SOUP AND NEVER LEAVING THE HOUSE?
You got me at vanilla
NAH, HE JUST FOUND ONE ON GOOGLE.
WHO IS "WE"?
THE Sup Forums ARMY JERKING OFF OVER TRAP PORN?
THE Sup Forums ARMY WHO NEEDS MEDS JUST TO PISS PROPERLY BECAUSE THEY ARE SO FAT?
WHO IS EXACTLY "WE"?
He ain't shit.
I'd beat him like I beat my meat
i likke beeber 2 xddddd
WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS AND TWEEZERS?
Look at me am so smart that I still haven't figured out how to turn off caps.
Pretty sure the white guy is a neo nazi judging by the t shirt.
boxers make shit fighters. wrestling > striking every day
THE ONE DUDE BEING HONEST HERE...CONGRATS..THE FIRST STEP OF HEALING IS ACCEPTANCE.
The old lion backed to a corner is the fiercest adversary. Don't they teach you this shit in jewbonics?
beat up? surely you must be joking. better question would be "could you survive getting your ass kicked by justin bieber." Answer: signs point to no.
To our overlords:
Suspension of morals is incredibly more valuable than physical prowess in a 1 on 1 fight. That's why all of you are the way you are.
Second one is learning to tie a noose. Do it phony
IM FUCKING KATE HUDSON ON A YACHT BETTER CHECK FORCHIn.
And you have to suck each other's cock at the end
I know op could suck his dick to death
Yep most who had a street fight with him would end up dead
no. faggot. you've never been in a fight and will try your hardest to never ever be in one. pussy.
In Pakistan maybe. How often do you kill people you fight with?
i dont even box and im pretty sure i could beat his ass
He looks too tough for me. I would let him top me and be done with it.
Probably yes but since he's dating Queen Selena Gomez i don't want to hurt or injure him.
Never but I'm not as strong as Bieber
Do you have a pussy?