Stay mad frogs

Stay mad frogs

worst referee in a while.

ban turk

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> implying we aren't happy OLEL lost...

NIQUEZ VOS DARONNES BANDES DE PUTES

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C'EST COMMENT
MUSLIMS GARBAGES

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hahahahHAHAHAHAHAH TURK
AHAHAH TURK FILTY TURK
GET FUCKING REKT FILTY DOG TURK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>the ottoman empire of besiktas

>Turkish goalkeeping

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Lol 1-2 in home see you frogs in Istanbul

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BESHITkASS LOST AN ENTIRE 90 MINUTE MATCH WITHIN THE TIME I TOOK ME TO BREW MY TEA

KEKKIN IN THE KITCHEN BB

AS A GALA SUPPORTER GL LYON FUCK BESIKTAS

NICE DAMAGE CONTROL, U SHITLORD.
KARMA IS ALWAYS A BITCH

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Istanbul?

You mean Constantinople?
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where are the german flags

>mfw besikfag messed it up again

good post

L'appel qui a changé le match

in the hosptial in lyon

Galatasaray is best turkish club
Shame you have to play against dirty shitty teams like Beshitkas and Fenebarshit

i approve of this post

>JUSTambul

I despise roaches. pls get fucking nuked

LOLOLOLOL
kebab BTFO

Puis je avoir un rapide cours en bas?

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I BEG YOU, PLEASE DELETE THIIIISSSSSSS FUCKING NOWWWWWW!!!!!!

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>OP

why do turkish teams always choke?

jej

Honhonhonhon

Seriously, what was the keeper thinking

>OP

>implying lyon have a chance in Istanbul

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHA

>OP

rekt

>It's a "roaches being cocky and getting BTFO" episode

good post

>implying we won't destroy ly*n and kill its fans in beautiful ISTANBUL

watch and learn frogs, just watch and learn..

FUCKING WHY

>the city of onur

cuz he gets a pussy now
as you can see his balls weren't removed, just put inside
the glans was put inside too so you can masturbate it - there's a webm of how that works too

honestly it doesn't look too complicated, considering they'll be trying a head transplant in russia

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>they'll be trying a head transplant in russia

As if that shit will ever come off. We haven't even managed to make it work with monkeys, how the fuck is it supposed to work with humans?

>a head transplant in russia
what's the difference between head transplant and body transplant

>Ryan Babel still plays football
>Adriano still plays football
>Talisca

Don't take this Lyon down.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stay mad erdogan

if you tie the blood vessels quickly and connect the spinal cord after you've made sure the body and the head are somewhat compatible and you've prepared to have the new person live on immune suppressing drugs you might just get a living cripple at worst
the head donor is already a cripple anyways

i am 3% hype

>he gets a pussy

Hardly call it that, also for the rest of his life (or more accurately until he commits suicide) he'll have to shove a rod in there to stop the wound from closing up.

lel

>ROACH ROACHTOGLU

>the parchment that saved France

Moi, qui suis le sultan des sultans, le souverain des souverains, le distributeur des couronnes aux monarques de la surface du globe, l’ombre de Dieu sur la terre, le sultan et le padichah de la Mer Blanche (Méditerranée), de la Mer Noire, de la Roumélie, de l’Anatolie, de la Province de Karaman, de la Province de Sivas, de la Province de Zülkadriye (Maraş), de la Province de Diyarbakir, du Kurdistan, de l’Azerbaïdjan, de la Perse (de l’Iran), de Damas, d’Alep, de l’Egypte, de Mecque, de Médine, de Jérusalem, de l’Arabie, du Yémen et de plusieurs autres contrées que mes nobles aïeux et mes illustres ancêtres conquirent par la force de leurs armes, et que mon auguste majesté a également conquises avec mon glaive flamboyant et mon sabre victorieux, sultan Suleiman-Khan (Sultan Soliman le Magnifique). Toi qui es François, le roi du pays de France. Vous avez envoyé une lettre à ma Porte, asile des souverains, par laquelle vous avez fait savoir que l’ennemi s’est emparé de votre pays, et que vous êtes actuellement en prison, et vous avez demandé ici aide et secours pour votre délivrance. Prenez donc courage, et ne vous laissez pas abattre. Il n’est pas étonnant que des empereurs soient défaits et deviennent prisonniers. Sachez que comme l’ont fait nos glorieux ancêtres et nos illustres aïeux ; moi aussi, ceint de mon sabre, je ne m’abstiens pas de faire des expéditions et des conquêtes. Je suis prêt en tout temps à guerroyer. Seule est exécutée, chose voulue par Allah. Vous apprendrez de votre agent (ambassadeur) ce que je ferais.

You got lucky this time boys, we'll see you soon.

Cucked

>OP