how do i last longer in bed
How do i last longer in bed
maybe take some sleeping pills
Get a mattress. It really helps.
Don't trim your tip so much
Start sleeping with women.
sleep with jesus instead
The younger the better.
Wear a buttplug all day
Dont laugh this really works
implying you'll ever get laid enough for it to matter
what about that dick spray shit
Don't set the alarm.
drinking a lot the night before helps
XXXPlosion pills from ebay. Look up "lostchildinpr" and he sells the pills. Super cheap too. I think I got a 20 pack for $10. They give you a rock hard erection during any sexual arousal for about 24 hours after taking one. They also help with premature ejaculation. Though just about any gas station erection pill will do that though.
Fap before you have sex
Cover your body with WD-40.
Start watching weird porn, the weirder the better. Edge, dont jizz, keep it in for like 3 hours. Don't forget to spray more WD-40 every 5-15 minutes. Inserting something in your butthole works wonders, I usually just squeeze my computer mouse in my ass, so I can pull it out from the cable.
Do this for a month and your sleep problems should end.
fap to those cock hero vids, they'll help you know where your point of no return is and you can adjust accordingly
most of the porn in the videos fuckin sucks
Do they do hentai or >18 Cock Heros?
no idea, try searching on one of the many tube sites.
Get into some really weird shit, eventually regular old chicks won't quite be enough unless they do you a solid and enact a fetish. They like it cause lasting a long time is satisfying for them, plus you can choke em or whatever in exchange for them doing your fetish. It is the way.
Sure thing mr. OBVIOUS. Enjoy your meal of 19 inch THICC DIRTY horse dick by the by.
I used to have to fight to not cum in my gf almost right away but now I have to be choking her or slapping the fuck out of her or something to cum
a lot of this advice is pretty convoluted, lol
how do i get into weirder shit? i don't think i would be able to psych myself into pissplay or poop or anything like that; what fetishes are good for starters?
Maybe start off with some bondage and light bdsm like spanking and whipping. Browse the categories on a porn site and see where it takes you.
Masturbate a lot
Regular sex is already convoluted enough to be faif.
adderal but I take like 80mg of it so I can't cum at all but whatever
Chains and whips my man
what's convoluted about putting it in her? getting there?
This actually helps a lot
Tried it, my dick felt numb, but I came just as quickly
i just think about smushing puppies against a chain link fence.
but thats just me
get on antidepressants
Yeah this can also work, provided you aren't turned on by mangled puppies, kek. Just think of something entirely non sexual and focus on it.
The only working thing is to take positions in wich you're really comfortable. The more your muscle are contracted the longer you'll last.
do i inject it into my dick?
ever stop taking them for a few days?
I fuck and fap like nonstop, then the withdraws get too bad and I start taking them again.
nope. smoke it, foil, nail whatever work. or snort it, i guess just opiates in general will help u
Not for me (not op)
how do i last longer in bed
first you should leave the basement loser
Squeeze your cock really hard while jacking off.
use human horn
Fap more in general. Not that I'd recommend it, but I definitely last longer if I've been fapping twice a day for a week than if I've gone a few days without fapping at all.
that's an aphrodisiac, clearly you've never used human horn before.
i fap a lot. doesnt help when i get laid
use a straw to push the cummies back in
Maybe finger her & eat her out before you start fucking, so she's close? Doesn't matter how long you last as long as she cums.
she only cums once
you better make sure your girl is cumming multiple times friendo
Asks me to stop once she does, user. I've got 60 seconds to cum after she does or else she's noticeably uncomfortable, and that's a real bonerkiller.
Given her multiples a handful of times, but always spaced out by thirty minutes or so.
inb4 "your gf is a trap"
says it's "too sensitive"
Not all women are the same.
Some girls get too sensitive after they've had their big cum to keep going.