/hoc/

/hoc/

Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild

First for Sharks

Toronto Maple Jonnes better have their Bonaquas ready, for Ovi will make sure these boys spend their next autumn in the KHL.

Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

>cantcups

Predictions? Any noteworthy memes in sight for tonight?

Caps > Leafs
Preds > Hawks
Ducks > Flames

Flames in OT tbqh

as much as i fucking hate it reddithawks will be in the finals

you're a fucking funny guy user I laughed

why? i should kick your ass back to rebbit

lmao binny i thought your people were smart

that being, they're going to sweep the pedros

Kek there's 3 Pajeets in Leaf jerseys on my bus

>Caps > Leafs
Caps win convincingly in regulation
Matthews gets in a fight with Ovie after a big hit
Marner gets injured
Babcock gets ejected after screamming at one of the refs

>Preds > Hawks
Pk Subban scores goal in OT to give it to the Preds


>Ducks ? Flames
One of these teams will be KEKED TO DEATH for certain

Moose will get hammered for sure

do they smell of curry and pork?

Is Ohio known for anything?

REMINDER

Chicago is NOT REDDIT

Totonto Maple LAFFS are REDDIT

are you and your brothers going to the game?

...

why did you edit this?

Caps Leafs will be shitpost central no matter how it goes.

The other two have way higher meme potential.

astroNOTs

I just found out hitting tab brings you to the top of the page

I ain't no Laffs fan m8

>Edit Floyers to old number 1
>Dont have the sense to edit their rank change

I mean I know its b8 but put some effort into it.

SCREEN CAP THIS

Giordano to die and flames to lose

FUCK ONE NUMBER OFF

cringe

Trips confirm

>Laffs fans

Analysts just called Crawford a hall of fame goalie on NHL tv, holy fuck. Crawdad has to be the most overrated goalie in my generation by far, wouldn't even be a starter on any other team

Kys you delusional laffcuck

>Wants to take a jab Leafs fans
>Post a picture of hundreds of bodies from a massacre

""""""""""hilarious""""""""""""

I get you want to shitpost, but c'mon

he's not a hofer for sure

Odd request but: Not sure how to word this but last year I remember a bracket type picture but each team was divided into 4. Each win coloured in more of their logo and a full logo/four wins meant they'd won that round. Anyone got a link to that sort of thing? A quick visual representing of where all the series are at? Thank you
ALSO GO LEAFS!!!! All the way from Leicester England :D

presidents, the civil war was won because of ohio, car industry had some of its roots here, was the biggest industrial city in the US and for a couple years the entire world, the richest of the rich would live in cleveland, known for one of the best AHL teams to ever play, the first generation of classic rock was founded here, the worlds rubber development capital thats all north of columbus, we have also had the second most presidents born here, if you want to find out more about central and south ohio ask a cincinnatin

But don't you see how le edgy he's being by making fun of mass suicide. It's epic dude youre just sensitive

Isnt that jones town?
Werent most those people from Cali?

They showed his intensely subpar stats head to head vs finnish goaltending and tried to say he was the MVP of the hawks and Rinne fell apart even though Rinne had better stats, wonder how much Crawdad paid them for this dicksucking

reddit

Be honest though if you had to be homeless somewhere wouldnt it be cali?

id like to be homeless in oregon

rivers catching on fire and putting chili and cheese on pasta

Tell me, just how mad will you KEKS be when TORONTO wins the CUP and TORONTO is the one to bring the cup HOME?

bad sean impression

Gets to cold m8, winter nights would kill you

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I just dont want the leafs to be embarrassed

/hoc/'s """""""""predictions""""""""""" Are always them picking the teams to win that they like. /hoc/ is always wrong.

>oregon
>cold

Hnnnnnnnnng

post bonaqua

Youre in the wrong time line for that

>cold enough for snow
Too cold to be homeless in

>he doesnt like me
fuck off back to spittsburgh

I have a good feeling about tonight lads

Just got prescription deodorant we gonna be dry

>call it in Bettman

is matthews asperger

how mad is everyone gonna be when toronto rapes washiton KEK

holy fuck lmao

craps
hawks
flimflammmmmmmmies

Caps
Prods
Dorks

Flames will break the curse tonight

logic says:
caps
hawks
ducks

but what if they don't

do leafs have any chance ?

if digits wild win stanley

how mad is everyone gonna be when toronto rapes washiton KEK

no to both
>tfw

Their defense men are in bad shape.

They will in game two

checking your doubles, sean.

Hopefully Washington makes it past the second round lol

thanks

If I get trips here the blue jackets will win it all

Leafs @ Caps Gamethread!

Forgot to title the thread. Will be better for game 2.

If i get singles, the blue jackets get nothing

close my man

babby's first thread?

must be

someone make a proper thread pls

Not sure about this new logo. Politics should stay out of hockey desu.

Got u family

Maple Leafs @ Capitals

is weed haram?

autism samefag

Regular everyday austism

reminder that the laffs wouldnt even be in the playoffs if the faggots in pittsburgh just kept the lead caps fans can blame pittsburgh if they lose the series

Hi Ted why are you a new meme?

i dont know, pittsburgh fags just seem to like my dick enough

Picks:
>laffs
Blackhawks
Flames

>call yourself the state of hockey
>no cups
>only 3 players on america's team

>Who the fuck let a scrub from Iowa on this team?

what

ameraicas 2nd best goalie i guess

America is fucked.

you cannot flim flam the jim jam

How many games was that?

Holy shit I forgot Red Wings still exists.

>it's a "crapitals shit the bed in the playoffs" episode