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Pertamina edition

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MAUNA ANG MEYOR
PUTANG INA

Como estas?

>not Pertamax
You blew it.

Have any of you /asean/ons went to Sup Forums "Write your own plot" threads before? If so then which premises have you created on your own?

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I want blasphemous fags like Frederik to receive capital punishment.

Tons.

IIIIIIVE BECOME SO NUUUUMB

What about this I made just yesterday?
pastebin.com/f74G2FWQ

princess of asean

"That copypasta" should be banned on sight. Instead it sometimes takes a while to be deleted.

If worst comes to worst, will his popularity rise, or will it drop like a rock?

Also, where are the leftists? I thought they hate martial law.

Prince of asean

that's a dick

I'M A GUY DANG IT

You look a bit androgynous but still attractive. I still like you as a friend.

>posting the crappy photoshopped version
>not posting the original version
0/10

Depends if he actually does it.

I'll read after work.

stop resisting

Then please tell me once you do.

>Also, where are the leftists?
Aren't you a fucking Leftist, Frederik Ezekiel de Jesus? You wrote a blogpost a couple of years ago stating that you "identify with the left".

>crappy photoshop
Shopped or not you still look crappy.

>prince

Not anymore ^^

But what about the leftists? Given how leftists went through a lot during Marcos, I'm surprised they haven't criticized him yet. In fact, looking online, it seems a few leftists actually *support* martial law there.

Center left. There's a difference between being center left and being far left. Parlance here in the Philippines is that "leftists" refers to the far left (i.e. Bayan Muna and friends).

Can any good looking flips on this thread make a face reveal and redeem your country's pride? I'm feeling quite uneasy knowing that one of my (You)s went to these people.

>ambiguous tweet about a girl
>girl i meant it for likes it

what does this mean?

>good looking flip

How can a piece of shit look good

you're in mate
althought you might be gay too, probably want to see a doctor about that

Why is fried chicken popular in Indonesia? It was everywhere I went. There was even something called JFC which was like Andoks but served fried chicken instead of roasted.

Since Martial Law if for 60 days starting from May 23, then it should end by July 21.

Afterwards, Congress is needed for an extension.

That isn't me

How can you tell if a flip is a boy or a girl?

You flip em.

Because you just went to ordinary restaurant instead of an authentic traditional Indonesian restaurant which serves all sorts of chicken cuisine with shitton of spices from all around this country.

You can't

Well, what a tiring day for me. How was yours /asean/?

Still working with qts.

I tried twerking today

>good looking flips
Impossible, even the one with Spanish blood still can't redeem their pride.

>even the one with '''''''Spanish''''''' blood still can't redeem their pride
they were a source of shame then, they're still a source of shame now.

>Why don't you turn that regular porn thing into a reality.
I read that in a filipino accent

Lucky you, I'm surrounded by qts but I'm too self-concious to ask em out. I said fuck it and asked one and she turned me down, so eh.

post youtube video.

GET IN HERE /x/

>tfw only 500 pesos left until May 31
I don't wanna sell my body again. HALP!

>again
story time?

One tsunami wasn't enough.

get an original flag you dickweed

I will if all of you wil just remove my forehead and imotou in the pic of uglies. TIA

Go bug Liberians instead.

W-why are you bullying us, big bro?
;_;

Why? So you can jerk off on my suffering?

We can use your new pic to cover your imouto tbqh.

Promise?

There's these filipino girls that constantly harass me. What do?

Pinky promise if you also add timestamp desu.

Wish they stop chatting.

Of course not ;)

Slap that bitch, teach her not to mess with the leafs.

slather her in maple syrup and lick it.

I can't hit a women! Even if she's filipina! It's just wrong! That's barbaric!

no

If she's acting like a bitch then treat her like one! Raep her.

No! They're cute filipinas, my hormone won't let me do it!

Then you'll spend your life as a cuck who got bullied by tiny pinoy girl who's too beta to resist.

I HATE PINOYS!

One of them is chubby, one of them is thin and young, and the other is in between, and they won't stop talking shit to me! And I can hear them laugh! When they speak tagalog or whatever language they speak, they're probably talking shit about me!

Just kidding. My mum raised us good. But there's that one time that I borrowed 20pesos from my sexmate to cover my fare home.

I don't trust you.

>sexmate
story pls

Haha banyak awek tapi tak bran nak ayat!
>sep sikit

Good, good, let the hate flow through you, young cuck.

>sep sikit

Still waiting lads
although it's not particularly long time this time it is super important so every second feels like a minute
plus I had some liquid confidence but its about to wear out

They're all sisters too! They're evil! And they're filipino!

>be Filipino
>go to Europe
>everyone thinks I am South American

Anybody else get this

Then the pinoys will always be regarded as uglies and your imouto will forever on the wall of shame. If that's what you want then fine by me senpai.

>pls post kote

Yeah yeah, story's time over fuck them or fuck off.

she might be too busy banging another dude to answer txt

maybe if she was flip

>clearly aboriginal/orang asli nose
fucking looking like Lat i swear

Just get your Makcik to find one for you. Some FELDA girl who got straight Cs in her SPM and works at the KFC. She'll be a loyal wife, bears 7 kids for you and sell cosmetics online. Good luck.

First story is meh/generic mahou shoujo type plot.

Second is probably the best of the three as it got a storytelling adventure kinda feel though the lost continent part is just Antarctica.

Third might make a good action/thriller.

probably why Spaniards were talking to us in Spanish without even considering that we may not speak it.

>First story is meh/generic mahou shoujo type plot.
The setting had some potential at least if done right. The show will contain 12 episodes and will tell a linear plot that will slowly reveal things about Quallum and the girls wearing armors patterned after butterflies. First five episodes focus on the main five characters and around episode six will include a twist midway. The remainder will focus on the origins of Kamdo Island and the Quallum apocalypse is the story's version of the Walpurgis Night.

>though the lost continent part is just Antarctica.
It's going to be Atlantis most likely. It will have 24 episodes and the plot's structure will be similar to Jules' Verne novels and it will be episodic in the first half (on the outside at least), however important plot points will be told subtly and it is through a major plot twist in the second half that things gets pubicly revealed to the viewer. Heins' memory loss and origins of Luna and other haunting spirits will are recurring themes in the story throughout.

The third one will be split-cour with 12 episodes each, with the first half focusing on Mashiro's story and the latter half focusing on the Master's story. The anime is summarized as cyberpunk Robin the Hood meet 1984 with a touch of Blade Runner. Mashiro will ride a flying motorcycle to travel the world along with his vigilante group.

>tfw makcik/pakcik kahwin lambat
My first female cousin was just born last month.

I'm giving up senpai, nak hisap kote je

>Konomi Suzuki's single seems to have flopped
Fuck.

Funny. When I was in Bali people sometimes mistook us for Indonesians and thus would sometimes first talk to us in Indonesian. Luckily most people there knew at least some English.

>Fuck.
Even the anime she sings for (Akashic Records) flopped as well, don't you think?
It's like Break a spell all over again.

Thats it man, 2 options now.
>Submit to Islam and be pious af, finish the Quran and go for hajj, and finally marry a chubby 30+ milf
or
>Join Christianity and be a monk, living a celibate life with no women to accompany and/or distract me
NO
OTHER
ROAD

Her music is getting old. She needs to get with the times now

Same shit happened when I was in Hong Kong, A police suddenly called me and asked me for my Hong Kong ID in fucking chinese or whatever they speak, showed him my passport instead and was left off the hook. I didn't bother asking why he did so though, probably because I look like a student skipping class and during that time HK students are still in their class.

youtube.com/watch?v=Qb4RG5lFxbg

B A S E D
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LONG LIVE THE ARMY AND FUCK THE POLICE

First would still be Madoka clone in the end though people would still probably like it.

Now second could a kino given an appropriate pencil colour art style .

Third would gain anime loving commies.

Doesn't look like a flop from Stalker. It's not doing that well but it's probably not going to be a flop either.

But she's still relatively new and she's still young (just 20 years old).

Didn't read it, no comment on first two
Third one sounds interesting, but only cause I like Blade Runner
There are nuns m8

Ive never had a gf and still a kissless virgin in my 25 y.o.
thought?

Sometimes chinks, nips and gooks would talk to me in their language when I'm in europe. And some hoodlum euros would chingchongdingdong me as well.

No

>chinks
yeah, I don't think they care if you can't speak it; I saw someone once trying to speak mandarin to a fucking Spaniard, asking for directions, the Spaniard only went '¿?¿?¿?'

Same mate.
Just turn 25 this day and plans to be khhv till 30 or something.
Never really try to get one honestly.
Is it really that hard?