You walk into gamestop and this guy slaps your ass

you walk into gamestop and this guy slaps your ass.
wat do?

Ask if he is there to pre-order Battletoads as well.

Hide from the cancer rays

Call him a 5'4 manlet and laugh when he stutters while yelling at me

Turn 360° and walk away

Stomp on him cuz he’s like 4’11”

do you mean 180 or are you retarded

He means 360 you uneducated nigger.

trash

How is that uneducated you dumb nigger? 360 means he keeps going straight. He obviously meant 180 or 540 otherwise he wouldn’t say “turn”. Dumb faggot. You’re the cancer that’s ruining Sup Forums

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Do you even math you tasteless swine? To be fair you have to have a high IQ to fully understand the 360 degree turn.

Which you do not possess you Barbie playing redneck cum guzzler

try hard confirmed

>he wouldn't say "turn".
>any change in angle would be considered a turn.

Your retarded, newfaggot

>your retarded
>your
Dumb nigger. Learn how to spell before insulting someone who is clearly smarter than you

There were no spelling errors, also your the one correcting already correct grammer, cock-master.

>> your the one correcting already correct
*you're

>your
Dumb nigger

Commend him for his excellent streaming schedule.

You guys need to invest in a dictionary lol

Get on my knees and suck his reformed cock

This is exactly what you should do. Isn't that guy like 6'5" or something? Do that 360 and get the heck out of there.

he is reformed

You are faggot.
He look his surroundings while turning searching for other threats anf after walk backwards from the slapper. Do you really prefer go without knowing if the manlet is following you?

>grammer
Retard

See

>being afraid of a manlet
KEK

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Laugh all you want. But that guy can bite your genitals only with a little jump. Scary.

Turn and smile at him while biting my lip. I'm 6'1", any guy slapping my ass is trying to freak me out, acting like I want it tends to freak them more. I've done this before, dude grabbed my ass at a party, as I turned I could see him with my peripheral vision smiling like he'd was joking. I smiled suggestively at him, he went wide eyed. He never came with 10 feet of me for the rest of the night.

Best case scenario you get some free ass pucci

Yeah, true that.

Every hole is goal.

newfag

I'd tell him I always knew he was a fag

can't tell if you're shitposting or actually a retarded newfaggot

They were actually that retarded then started shitposting after realizing

tell that homunculus of a manlet to fuck off

Not shitposting. My post has no false claims. Read it and weep it you nigger

you suck his dick :)

fuck off

if no cameras, stab, repeat.

thats what i get for going to gamestop.
thats where rape happens