Worst country ever

>barren desolate wasteland
>tiny population
>terrible food
>dangerous wildlife
>completely irrelevant in the global community
>terrible flag design
>shitposts all the time
I seriously hate Canada so much, pic unrelated

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Canadians = Cucks

It's not everyday you see a Bosnian flag

Hehehehe

youtube.com/watch?v=ODElE-EEF48

>newfag

R A R E
A
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E

Also fuck Straya at least I can own guns and buy weed from a store like a fucking adult

I thought we were shitposting brothers but I guess not

DUDE WEED

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>replying to the same person twice
Canadians can't do anything right

They are good at being cucks.

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>at least I can own guns and buy weed from a store like a fucking adult

If it were any other country, I would assume b8. But this is actually unironic autism at its finest.

You really can't beat the Aussies at shitposting, I'm envious honestly

it is everyday if you actually browse pol fgt

im mean, lets not be too hasty here guys. There is a lot of libfags here and our PM is a cuck but depending on where you live Canada you can find incomparable beauty/wildlife and redpilled bros as far as the eye can see. The westcoast is just Chinese and faggot liberals, the ruin our name but in all reality its not a bad place to live.

>healthcare
>interest free student loans
>free money to young people trying to start a business
>health conscious
>high standard of living
>general happiness throughout the country
>when you travel as a Canadian everyone loves you


>Australia: the original shit poster
>can't win a war against a fucking bird
>most countries fucking hate you guys as tourists
>high unemployment and high cost of living
>up there with America for being a bunch of fatfucks
>having to worry about insects that can kill you

Explain

inb4 shitload of leaves that come to defend their 'flag'

West coast full of liberals and chinks. Vancouver yes, you obviously havent seen much of the west coast. Plenty of conservative trump supporters around these parts

>if you support trump the inbred burgers on /pol love you

What are you being so smug about dickbreath. Our original flag was the red ensign and guess what...the corner of the flag was a British flag not a French one. You know why? You failed to win Canada. You lost.

Then we had the balls to dump the flag and create our own because we were tired of the limey cunts holding it over our heads. One day the cunt will be off our twenty dollar bill.

Whats a bogan?

Canadians are destroying this board

The pinnacle and definition of our culture. If you haven't met one, you're missing out.

It's another word for Australians. Similar to Abo.

10/10 OP.

All the Canadians I've met in real life, with maybe two exceptions, were hardcore leftist Nu males with small shoulders, inferiority complexes about the US, and really weird accents.

Worst country on Sup Forums, bar none.

Preach it, OP. Seriously, is there anyone more ungrateful than a Canadian?

you guys have the best slang too

youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ

FUCK YOU
CANADA IS NUMBER ONE
CANADA IS NUMBER ONE
NOBODY IS NUMBER TWO
BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS NUMBER SHIT
CANADA IS NUMBER ONE
CANADA HAS THE BEST FOOD
CANADA HAS THE BEST DRINKS
CANADA HAS THE BEST MUSIC
CANADA HAS THE BEST MOVIES
CANADA IS THE GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT OF HUMAN KIND AND NOTHING WILL EVER SURPASS THE GREATNESS OF CANADA
ALIENS DONT INVADE BECAUSE CANADA EXISTS AND THEY SHIT THEIR ET ASS WHEN THEY SEE US
CANADA FUCK YEAH
CANADA IS NUMBER ONE
CANADA IS NUMBER ONE

This post gets recycled every few months.
Welcome to Sup Forums newfriend!

The only Canadian shitpost to ever make me laugh. Seriously though, you are just a buffer zone between us and Russia and that is the sole reason we get along on the diplomatic stage. We all know America is best. Australia is a very close 2nd.

America is probably no 1 to people not in north america tbqh

Your mom is a buffer some between me and your dad

I meant to say buffer zone

>Your mom jokes
Get the fuck out underage

Fuck you Indonesia don't you have some Christ chan comics to make?

Now you are just making us look returded

can you Canadians do anything right?

>Indonesia
>Christ Chan
Welcome to Sup Forums newfriend
Hint:
Its supposed to be poland newfig

Autocorrect trying to make us look bad baka desu senpai

Joke

Your head

Your mom
Me;)

>tfw living in toronto

Top jej lardo

Woah woah woah, this guy throwing around 'newfag' like hes a real pro. Better show some respect peons

Why did we let you dumb natives have independence?

Go fuck yourself

we are in the g7 bitch

>Being this autistic
>Mfw

'We'
>Implying you were part of the Bongistan empire when we gained independence.

Also,I'm a chink not a malay native.
>Inb4 U imperialist!!!

Ring ping ting wing ding dong
Me gotta a smarr pee pee so I shit post on Sup Forums arr day rong

It's honestly pretty impressive how forcefully Canada has shown it deserves the #1 shitposting spot over Australia.

Which is a shame because they are awake when I am as well.

We gained full independence in the 80's now fuck off General Tao
This is even worse

I feel so bad for them I am considering getting a canuck proxy just so I can further their delusions.

If you don't like our posts turn off your computer

>Literally 'muh dick'
How do you do negro?
Besides,my dick is probably bigger than yours if you include your fats.
North Americans are fatarses that typically live in their mothers basement top kek

We'll know it's you when you upload 4kb images

>Prefereing allahu ackbars to Jews of the Asians
Wat.

>tfw Australian banter is making me want to move out of my country

I don't want to be laughed at anymore. I am a good guy, I have a decent job and I pay my taxes.

Toronto has like a 10% overweight and obese rate so fuck off you chinks just wish you could afford the food we have but even one maple syrup on a stick will probably explode your tiny malnourished 4'5 frame and 10 ounce stomach

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kek this post fokin aussie

I misread your post I thought you were saying you're Malay not a chink
So I'll ask gain why did we let you guys have independence? You should be chained to my backyard and living in a dog house tbqh senpai

Come on man! I'm doing you a favour.

Also, I do have cable. Why would I have cucked net.

I love my aussie bros on here almost as much as my maple bros.

but you aussies are the best at triggering burgers, keep up the good work, m8

Holy shit grab the popcorn everybody.

Post stomach with timestamp or GTFO

>House 300K USD
Singapore literally has the most percentage of millionaires in the world,even I would be considered poor.
Also,
>More than 5% overweight
>U are a 4'5 manlet even though en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_average_human_height_worldwide
(And that height was in 2003,you can't find any teen male below 5'10 now)
Kek

Well,12.5% of the population are millionaires(And this is including pajeets and malays)

Nice done, Aussie

Forgot our cuck prime minister.

I have just used a maple leaf to wipe my ass.

Canadians are now Designated Toilet Leafs.

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This gets recycled every few months

It's okay I love Australia shitpost under our flag, join the Canadian empire
Of course you'd want popcorn fat cunt
No thanks I don't want you stroking it to my stomach
>house 100,000,000,000,000,000 British Pound Sterling
See how easy it is to write shit on the internet?
I'm not clicking your stupid link chink
Fuck off!!!!!

STOP REPLYING TO ME SO MUCH ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH ME? GO KILL YOURSELF

>Pajeet
>Having toliet paper without a toliet

Holy shit, I nearly forgot your country existed. Nice flag tho.

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You can thank that one Leaf who makes up 25% of this thread for reinforcing Canada's shitty identity

FUCK OFF CANADA HAS THE GREATEST IDENTITY IN THE UNIVERSE WE ARE THE MASTER RACE HITLER SHOT HIMSELF BECAUSE HE SAW CANADIANS AND KNEW NOTHING COULD SURPASS US THIS IS WHY THE NAZIS LOST BECAUSE CANADA FUCKED THEM UP SO HARD EVERY GERMAN TURNED INTO A HOMO FEMINIST LIBERAL FUCK YOU

Kek

How do you shitpost so well? Teach me master.

>Why shouldn't you be in my dog house
>Names reason
>Fuck off
>Not reading facts
numbeo.com/property-investment/city_result.jsp?country=Singapore&city=Singapore
wsj.com/articles/BL-SEAB-874

I was wrong,its 17% not 12.5%
Dont argue if you going to reply with
>I HATE FACTS IM NOT CLICKING ON IT I CANT HEAR YOU WAHHHH MOMMIE

why do all canadians tend to be effeminate?

CANADIANS ALL LET US REJOICE
FOR WE ARE YOUNG AND FREE
WEVE WEVE PLENTY OIL AND WEALTH FOR TOIL
OUR DOMINION EXTENDS FROM SEA TO SEA
OUR LAND ABOUNDS IN NATURES GIFT
OF BEAUTIES RICH AND RARE
LET EVERY STAGE OF HISTORYS PAGE
ADVANCE CANADA FAIR
IN JOYFUL STRAINS THEN LET US SING
ADVANCE CANADA FAIR

Here's a fact you're a faggot

sooooooooooooooo
His mother won't let you fuck his dad because his dad isn't gay and is just protecting you from getting bashed for being gay.

Australia is no longer the shitposting king so they're attacking the new kings of Sup Forums(Canada).

Aussie shitposting is just a meme now.

>terrible flag design
Good thing that's close to the bottom desu, dead giveaway.

>Only argument is you a fagit rofl mao
>Canadian intelluctuals

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The internal conflict is real, conquer and divide is magic.

Why waste time arguing with a worthless animal?Do you debate the rats in your house before putting a mouse trap for them?

FUCK OFF CHINA HAS THE GREATEST IDENTITY IN THE UNIVERSE WE ARE THE MASTER RACE CANADA SOLD HIMSELF BECAUSE HE SAW CHINESE AND KNEW NOTHING COULD SURPASS US THIS IS WHY THE CANADIANS LOST BECAUSE CHINA FUCKED THEM UP SO HARD EVERY CANADIAN TURNED INTO A HOMO FEMINIST LIBERAL FUCK YOU

>implying we give a fuck about the national anthem except when we're singing it. That's the difference Canada couldn't take the banter so he went crazy and became the Worst posters on Sup Forums.

Worst posters are not the best shitposters btw senpai

Insects that can kill you....

Of what does this fucking leaf speak

Aussie equivalent of trailer trash

Thing is we don't have trailer parks here, we have public housing