Europeans are asleep

>europeans are asleep
>Sup Forums is shit (handegg thread or pther unknown crap)

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Yeah, it's too bad we don't have more of those >can bianchi fix ______ shitposts
Those are just fantastic
Divegrass threads truly enhance my Sup Forums experience

This thread isn't helping to improve the overall quality of the board.

yeah I absolutely adore "for me it's ____" threads. so good.

europeans ruined Sup Forums

2009 Sup Forums was GOAT because yuropoors were made fun of daily and didn't post 50 fucking soccer threads an hour

rodgers out

>great replies lads

>soccer
>not calcio

>euro/sp/
>literally 100 divegrass threads and nothing else

Handegg is the GOAT

Why do you fuckers fight it?

Is it the nigger aspect?

>ameri/sp/
>literally 4 generals and nothing else

you obviously werent here before generals were even a thing

fucking newfag

>half of the year there are no games on
>regular season is meaningless
>probably rigged
>commercials everywhere
>game stops all the time
>10 minutes of actual gameplay in 2 hours transmission

an invasion of reddit-americans brought the generals

generals killed Sup Forums

i cant stand how its so stop and start. same with all other american sports

>>half of the year there are no games on
because its a rough unforgiving sport
>>regular season is meaningless
you're so wrong, you obviously don't know shit about football
>>probably rigged
least rigged sport in the world, you can't rig genius and heart
>>commercials everywhere
won't argue with that
>>game stops all the time
blame the commercials
minutes of actual gameplay in 2 hours transmission
its better than 90 minutes of no action and ending in a tie (WTF)

>complains about the low quality of threads
>posts a bad thread

>because its a rough unforgiving sport
it's like you never heard about this thing called rugby kek

what about it? there are no pads and helmets in rugby, you hit harder in the nfl than you do in rugby because you have a helmet and pads to increase the force

I have nothing against rugby but they are not even comparable.

the superbowl ended in a tie and it was literally decided with a coin flip

>half of the year there are no games on
Do you enjoy concussions?

>regular season is meaningless
Yet it's the only American game to give a bye

>probably rigged
Don't be that cynical cunt.

>commercials everywhere
They are fixing that

>game stops all the time
Do you want people to die? Picture doing a dead lift while people hit you. Some time off maybe?

>10 minutes of actual gameplay in 2 hours transmission
It's war as game. It's not soccer.

Actual US sports threads are better than ones for EU sports

But their downtime stuff i.e. generals all the fucking brady threads are much worse

I won't lie to you I think the OT rules are shit, the opposing team should have a chance to score back, but that is the game. 90 minutes of no action and ending in a tie is absolutely ridiculous, how can you defend that?

knockout games never end in a tie

ties in leagues are punished with the pointing system:
win = 3 points
tie = 1 point for each
losing = 0 points

it's closer to being a defeat than to being a win

This post sums it up nicely. European match threads are absolute fucking cancer.

It's true. There's no other board thats quality depends more on time zones than Sup Forums. When it's Euro hours on Sup Forums, this board is one of the very best boards on Sup Forums with interesting and intelligent threads virtually every day. When it's American hours, Sup Forums becomes a low traffic backwater board that hardly anyone visits, filled with generally predictable and uninteresting posts.

>meta thread

Big US games are bad. Small, unimportant games are usually comfy.

The opposite is true. There's no other board thats quality depends more on time zones than Sup Forums. When it's American hours on Sup Forums, this board is one of the very best boards on Sup Forums with interesting and intelligent threads virtually every day. When it's yurocuck hours, Sup Forums becomes a low traffic backwater board that hardly anyone visits, filled with generally predictable and uninteresting posts.

>Degenerate soccer fucker.

You appreciate zero sports

Sup Forums was at its best when it didn't have high traffic apart from the biggest games like the Super Bowl or World Cup.

This is the kind of uninspired and predictable post I expect to find on American Sup Forums. Thanks for proving my point.

you guys realize Sup Forums was the best board on the internet before flags and generals became a thing and you yuropoors collectively decided to shit everything up?

jesus christ, you guys deserve NOTHING, you should all be banned

>away goals
>marioparty minigame

say whatever you want about the quality, but euro/sp/ is definitely faster

>its better than 90 minutes of no action and ending in a tie (WTF)

I wish this meme would go away

The one sport you enjoy & you could give me 15 minutes on wiki & I will reck you on a sport so boring.

thanks lads, enjoy the rest of your visit to my board

I wish povertyball would go away

>this autistic italian going around Sup Forums and Sup Forums posting his bugs bunny pictures in as many thread as he can

but this website is owned by Japan and it's about Japanese stuff

>tfw no more POWER RANKINGS HELL FUCKING YES, Car Chaseb Owls, Yuropoor Semenslurping, and Price is Right threads

Sup Forums is just shit overall tbqh with you guys

>Car Chaseb Owls
that's on Sup Forums everyday now

lol

no instead its just general and 50 fucking divegrass threads a day that get 20 replies max and are all the same LE CONTRIVED MESSI meme

yuropoors ruined Sup Forums. just give them their own board so we can go back to our glory days

American Sup Forums has always been amazing.

Don't bring us down like you do.

>all these amerisharts desperately scrambling for the europeans approval
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Don't worry I'll make a brady thread soon

It's not the same you rhythmically slapped faggot

Pre RefMod spuh >>>>>> Post RefMod spuh

yeah because jannys ban anyone who posts off topic stuff here, are you new?

car chase bowls are not even as good on Sup Forums as they were on Sup Forums, but you don't know any of this because you're a total fuckin newfag

>he can't grasp the rhetorical concept behind footy threads

I wish Trump declared war on the world.

You fake ass fucks.

it's the exact same shit

That's like saying Argentina is white

its not even close.

You earned it little guy, don't want you to feel left out

>Mark Hunt is still this bootyblasted

Sup Forums was bad enough, but at least they retreated.


Russia?

Interesting. It's always funny when you see someone use obscure images with their shitposts and you just know they're the same sperg from the other board you frequent.

i think it's way funnier when people obviously have dedicated pic folders for a certain topic or country in general, neatly numbered and they took the time to collect and organize them

quite eye-opening about how some people operate

Let's discuss american foreign policy!

People who think the only action in sports is scoring the points/goals must either be a bit slow or just go to matches for the spectacle and to eat a bucket of deep fried big macs

it won't it's the sporting opiate of the unwashed masses

imagine if it wasn't around to distract certain types of people from the futility of their lives

Why are Americans so hateful and insecure? Are they upset that none of their sports appeal to the rest of the world? I think Americans always long for approval and acceptance from Europeans. It's in their DNA. They're a bastardised version of Europeans and lack a cultural identity. It's why so many of them cling to their heritage. What you see on Sup Forums is just a magnified version of that; the confused, frightened but enthusiastic American longing for validation from the cool and collected Europeans.

Why are Americans so fat?

nah

masonic flouride chemtrails

MAMA MIA
Go tell your 33 family members living in your house, you faggot meatball

>this entire thread
cringe

>the American resents organisation

How quaint.

you're gonna have to try harder than that faggot

thanks for the (You)

>quaint
>this post

found the pseudointellectual

>le idaly iz arap xDDD
>liderally lazynigger shitskins ayyy
>shitalian denbtzzzz loooool
>old ruins and 3rd world shithole, but hey they WAZ RAMANZ xdddDDD
>(insert random quote from the Sopranos) sadhdhsadsad
>MAMA DE MIA, shidalians manlets living with mommy at 35 aahahahhahah loserz!1!

>t. ACTUAL 17 year old

VERY good quality post

wew lad...

time to stop posting

Rest assured you have not offended me. I'm not upset by your primitive responses. A man does not scold a dog for acting like a dog.

in this moment, we are euphoric

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Why do Americans shit their pants so often?

mating ritual

That's unfair to Pepe. But thanks for the update

*SHARTS*

We eat too much Chinese and Mexican food.

>considered an originalfag by now
I really need to leave

You should check-in to Euro Sup Forums some time, compadre. There you will learn not to be so intimidated by a man willing to demonstrate his wit and thoughtfulness in this crazy place we call Sup Forums. Almost every post on Euro Sup Forums is conducted with great poise and truth. It is quite becoming, and can rub off on even the most intellectually fearful.

but 90% of games aren't knockout. they're shitty 0-0 ties. 90+ minutes of kicking a ball around like a fucking child. Absolutely enthralling.

What the fuck is up with American """cheese"""?

here's a (You) but because ur british ur post and opinions r worthless sry bro

kek

What wrong dont like the weeb niggers from 3rd world countries shitting up thw threads

Because you fucked withe baseball.

You attributed it to boreball, or (YOU BASTARDS) you bastards correlated poo in loo.

I WILL NEVER FORGIVE

Nevermind your nonathletic rugby players.

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Sup Forums is Sup Forums's toilet, as was demonstrated on april 1st

Most games have at least three goals and most games end up in a win.

youtu.be/lzFucqDElyE?t=34

WE HAVE FOUR SPORTS

HANDEGG

BOREBALL

JIGGABOOJAM

FURRPUCK

You allocate, don;t ask us to take on another sport.

Especially one so boring.

Why are American eggs white?