Slavs, how do other Slavic languages sound to you? For me:
Czech - understandable, like harsher Slovak, Bohemian sounds like pub talk. Polish - pszrzpzo, angry. Ukrainian - like Slovak + Russian Russian - like if a slurring drunk spoke Slovak and used a lot of weird foreign words while at it. Serbocroatian - like twisted Slovak with a lot of funny words. Bulgarian - like Serbocroatian but without any intelligibility at all, unlike with SC. Macedonian - like more understandable Bulgarian, sounds like Bulgarian with Serbian pronounciation. Slovene - like a troll version of Slovak, many very similiar words with completely different meaning.
>Russian - like if a slurring drunk spoke Slovak and used a lot of weird foreign words while at it. SORRY but RUSSIAN is far more ELEGANT than shitlovak language you sound like drunks to us
Carson Robinson
>czech/slovak -adorable and childlish >russian- vulgar, peasantlike, unintelligent >bulgarian- doesn't sound like slavic language to me
Lincoln Torres
>russian- vulgar, peasantlike, unintelligent CZCZCZCZC CH SHOSHUSHA SHSUSHUSHS HSHSH *bydlo words* Polish is disguisting and sounds like drunk ukrainian trying to vomit the furball
Liam Smith
Tb h I wasn't even trying to be mean, it's just how you sound
Brayden Sullivan
All other Slavic languages sound like retarded hillbilly versions of Russian. They only difference in their shittiness. Ukrainian can be adorable at times, Belarusian is basically retarded russian. West Slavic languages are just awful. South Slavic ones don't even sound Slavic to me, they remind me of Turkish.
Ethan Thompson
But that's true you mongrel.
Russian sounds like a boy before puberty trying to sound intimidating, it also sounds very asiatic.
Connor Green
Polish sounds like a retard tried to learn Russian and failed spectacularly. It is incredible primitive.
Liam Gray
I can't really compare, would help if you'd start the thread with a sentence any everyone would translate it into their cunts language.
Belarusian sounds like some drunk retarded kid tried to write some Russian words and another drunk Russian is trying to read it.
Ukrainian sounds like funny Polish-Russian mix and I don't like how they tend to pronounce our words like "kot" (cat) as "kit". Dafuck is "kit", "kit" is a "whale" in Russian. How do you call whales than?
Polish is hilarious with a lot of sh and dzh. Sounds like mix of South Ossetian speech with Russian language. But I like it.
Southern Slavic languages have strange accent and I cannot understand them for that reason. Bulgarian pisses me off with their lack of cases, it's absolutely not understandable.
And Czech sounds like Polish with more Russian accent and pronounciation. I don't understand fellow Russians who say it sounds not Slavic, Polish is a lot more weird.
I know they cherrypicked but the first one is hilarious
Samuel Brown
We had cases before we removed them.
Julian Reyes
Bump
Evan Turner
What the fuck are you talking about you drunk animal
Daniel Mitchell
Czech and Slovak - childish Polish East Slavic languages - peasant Polish South Slavic languages - turkified Polish Sorbian - german Polish Kashubian - meme Polish
Chase Green
this tbqh
Landon Mitchell
cz and slovak sound childish polish & russian soft and feminine slovene with rt rž čž and other clusters sounds orcish bulgarian is archaic version of serbian
Matthew Stewart
You did wrong by removing them, let them back please.
Carter Morgan
>also sounds very asiatic
Cuzit is
Carter Fisher
Whats wrong with this
Ryder Long
Your language isn't slavic.
Michael Brown
all russian curse words are of mongol origin how is that slavic and slovak is benchmark for slavic languages
Jonathan Evans
Its most slavic
Austin Walker
>Cleaner, sounds better and easier to pronounce >peasant Lol delusional bydlo
Samuel Brooks
>all russian curse words are of mongol origin Source?
Bentley White
This how we see our cyrillic. As you can see - our orthography is very archacial.
Oткpылиcь двepи в нoвый миp Otkrylisĭ dveri v novyj mir Гдe жизнь зaтёpтa вceми дo дыp Gde žiznĭ zatërta vsemi do dyr A я хoчy в oдин из днeй A ǎ hoču v odin iz dnej Зaбытoй юнocти мoeй Zabytoj ǔnosti moej
Гдe cмeх нoчных пoхoдoв в кинo Gde smeh nočnyh pohodov v kino И бeлый дым лeтящий в oкнo I belyj dym letǎŝij v okno Гдe былo мнe вcё paвнo Gde bylo s neǔ mne vsë ravno Гдe был бы ecли тeмнo Gde byl by jesli temno
all serbian curse words are of turkic origin how is that slavic and russian is benchmark for slavic languages
Joshua Jenkins
kurva-slavic suka-mongol there also guzobolni homosovieticus ps russian cheap rip off of bulgarian
Luis White
This is how it should be as for me
Otkrylisj dveri v novy mir Gde žiznj zatjorta vsemi do dyr A ja hoču v odin iz dnej Zabytoj junosti mojej
Gde smeh nočnyh pohodov v kino I bely dym letjaśi v okno Gde bylo z neju mne vsjo ravno Gde bylby jesli temno
Vozvraśajtesj naši noči Pocelujev i pośočin Sigaretny zapah strasti Moja junostj - znova zdraste
Austin Morris
We have "kurva" too
Xavier Bell
>letjaśi Letjašči
>junostj Junost'
You fucking merda, piece of shit
Brandon Martinez
I used croatian model
Christopher Jones
Ojcze nasz, któryś jest w niebie, święć się imię Twoje; przyjdź królestwo Twoje; bądź wola Twoja, jako w niebie tak i na ziemi. Chleba naszego powszedniego daj nam dzisiaj i odpuść nam nasze winy, jako i my odpuszczamy naszym winowajcom. I nie wódź nas na pokuszenie, ale nas zbaw ode złego. [Bo Twoje jest królestwo i potęga, i chwała na wieki.] Amen.
post yours
Jackson Watson
CYKA
Matthew Brown
>Polish is hilarious with a lot of sh and dzh. Sounds like mix of South Ossetian Sarmatian heritage confirmed YET again
Joshua Perry
I thought kurva is Latin
Sebastian Scott
Otče naš, suščij na nebesah! Da svjatitsja imja Tvoje; da priidet Carstvije Tvoje; da budet volja Tvoja i na zemle, kak i na nebe; hleb haš nasuščnyj podavaj nam na každyj den'; i prosti nam grehi naši, ibo i my proščajem vsjakomu dolžniku našemu; i ne vvedi nas v iskušenije, no izbav' nas ot lukavogo
Oliver Gray
>grehi Dolgi*
sorry
Nolan King
>Serbo-Croatian like a very abrasive version of Slovene, aggressive, proactive, cocky. Some Croatian subgroups sound like Styrian dialect on steroids. >Czech very soft and gentle, bit like Rovte dialect in some parts, but in general really soft, sorta intimate. >Slovak Very much like Serbo-Croat, but less abrasive, though also bit less intelligible >Russian lots of -nj sounds at the end of any given word and not that tough-sounding as some others >Bulgarian and Macedonian sounds a bit like Russian, but less -nj sounds and more intelligible. >Polish like a more abrasive version of Czech with lots of -tsh and and -dzhen sounds
Austin Murphy
Slovene: Imam psa :DDD
Aaron Scott
Oče naš, ki si v nebesih posvečeno bodi tvoje ime pridi k nam tvoje kraljestvo zgodi se tvoja volja, kakor v nebesih tako na zemlji. Daj nam danes naš vsakdanji kruh in odpusti nam naše dolge, kakor tudi mi odpuščamo svojim dolžnikom in ne vpelji nas v skušnjavo, temveč reši nas hudega Amen.
(Tvoje je kraljestvo, tvoja je oblast, in slava vekomaj)
Carson King
lol I was thinking exactly the same
Jonathan Brooks
egzystuje mam psa
Dominic Rodriguez
>Maco
>Bulgarian same >Serb less peasantish >Cro same as Serb but somewhat more refined >Bosnian same as Serbo-Croat but with more elongated vowels >Czech/Slovak/Slovene different lexicon, more conventionally European vowel sounds >Polish same as prior but distinct >Ukrainian/Russian like Serbo-Croat but with stranger tonal inflection on vowels
Luke Sanchez
where is romania?
Cooper Flores
Romanian isn't Slavonic.
Blake Flores
Òjcze nasz, jaczi jes w niebie, niech sã swiãcy Twòje miono, niech przińdze Twòje królestwò, niech mdze Twòja wòlô jakno w niebie tak téż na zemi. Chleba najégò, pòwszédnégò dôj nóm dzysô i òdpùscë nóm naje winë, jak i më òdpùszcziwómë naszim winowajcóm. A nie dopùscë na nas pòkùszeniô, ale nas zbawi òde złégò. Amen.
Luke Rivera
>vpelji >zgodi >temveč I don't understand 2bh
Aiden Brown
OP here, it can sound like a fairytale grandfather talking, but in Rus youtube videos in sounds like drunk Slovak, nothing against Russia, I am just talking about the impression not my political opinion of Russia or shit like that, dunno why people here fling shit.
Jordan Carter
The first one just shows how we use native words instead of loanwords. It flatters Slovak if anything.
Elijah Cooper
What about Slovak?
Christian Robinson
Otče náš, ktorý si na nebesiach, posväť sa meno tvoje, príď kráľovstvo tvoje, buď vôľa tvoja ako v nebi, tak i na zemi. Chlieb náš každodenný daj nám dnes a odpusť nám naše viny, ako aj my odpúšťame svojim vinníkom, a neuveď nás do pokušenia, ale zbav nás zlého. Amen.
>vpelji "vpeljati", synonym of "uvediti", "uvajati", which you'll recognise as more similar to that "vvedi" in your pater noster another synonym in the context of skušnjava would be "zapeljati", but that can be understood as "to seduce", or to "drive someone around" in a strictly transporting sense.
I know, it's a tough old language this one.
>zgodi can't think of a similar word, but it means "to happen", whilst yours is more of a "to be", as in "to be your will", right?
>temveč I... I got nothing for this, sorry. I can't think of an instance when I've heard a similar expression used in another language, and I can't even dissect it, but it's something like "but" in english, except completely different.
Nicholas Jones
>every other slavic language like kids trying to talk
Jordan Martinez
Is "chleb" de facto bread, or a loaf? Slovene: Bread=kruh, Hleb=loaf
Levi Perez
>kruh bread >hleb DRINA JE U ONOM SMJERU
Parker Bennett
De facto bread. And it is "chlieb" through in spoken language it is often "chleba".
Loaf = bochník.
(If you are wondering about ch pronounciation, it is like Slovene h. Slovak ch = Slovene h. Slovak h = Ukrainian г)
Jace Clark
xD must remember this one desu
John Lopez
nedostaje mi /slav/
Jaxson Davis
this, I can't recognize any of them. Maybe just polish
Brody Barnes
thats what im hoping so i can go and impersonate big scary russians
Caleb Evans
Hvala
Alexander Rivera
What the fuck is this, Kashubian? WTF Slovak is basically interslavic
Parker Brown
>be a West Slav >eat bread >be Slovene >eat crumbs can't make this up >Loaf = bochník. bochen or bochenek
>kuja >bread kruh >loaf šnita >crumbs mrvice >baugette francuski kruh >yeast kvasac >flour brašno >rye raž >buckwheat heljda i had to google the last one
