How does one afford a Lamborghini? More specifically the Aventador which can go as much as half a million bucks.
I havn't won the lottery of being born to rich parents, nor have I won the real lottery no matter how many times I try.
So yeah, how to afford a lambo?
Pro tip: you cant
Since you are poor faggot, why not the Fieroghini kit?
How does one even want a Lambo?
I honestly wouldnt want one. Most expensive car I'd ever put money into would be ~230k€ Porsche 911 Turbo S, its fast, good quality and doesnt look like a fucking UFO.
Might even get a used one for 50-75k, not that impossible to get.
Kek No one is going to gasp or say wow or pull out their phone for a pic and treat you like a celebrity with a porsche
born into the 1% aristocracy and inherit all of your family's money after commiting parricide upon your brother
why would you want that?
>Would rather invest into something else rather than a lambo.
So.... you want a lambo for attention? That's fucking sad. I could see buying one cause its a finely tuned machine like a Swiss watch, or having a legacy car, but to impress fucking nigger? Christ.
>implying lambos are investments
do people genuinely envy these kinds of things?
what's the appeal?
I bet it doesn't get you to work or the grocery store any faster, ESPECIALLY in a traffic congested city.
also the girls who will suck your dick to take a seat in it with you aren't really the kind you want to hang out with anyway. or touch.
You can sue the priest who molested you. Catholic Church has got some bottomless pockets.
>Miura
>Countach
>Diablo
Pretty much.
>wanting a lambo
>not superior McClaren
Call me from the starting line, pleb
Having a decent paying job and a good line of credit.
How do people buy houses? They cost half a million dollars too.
Ive seen a couple on craigslist from $200k to $400k... There was an SV aventador in LA for like $400 something not too long ago, probably still for sale
No. God no. You'd make better money off a fucking savings account with that kinda money.
No car is a worthwhile investment unless you get the shit for free
>not investing your money into bitcoin like the rest of us
Makes people look at you. And when you have zero personality and a face like a skillet, you need something
>With the same money you could buy a badass Baracuda or Grand Torino and keep it in pristine condition
>Not gunning for a Testarossa
Still looks better than a soup can honda
Sell everything you have and buy bitcoin, thank me later.
All sports cars are purely for attention. They serve no practical purpose. Nobody needs one.
>I havn't won the lottery of being born to rich parents
Literally the only two ways of getting one. Fuck it though, Lambos aren't good "everyday" cars anyways.
If you can get a career where you make, say, 100k a year, but only live on half and save the other half, after about 10 years you'll be able to afford it.
>the girls...aren't really the kind you want to hang out with anyway. or touch.
Um, they're the girl kind of girls, and yes I want to touch them.
make and sell drugs.
This
>wanting McClaren
>not superior Pagani
>All sports cars are purely for attention.
False
400k is okay for a used newer model aventador. 200k for aventador? Fuck no... Probably has shit load of miles and is an older aventador...
>and when the price goes down and you lose money, be a meth addict bum in the street sucking dick for 10 bucks a pop
If you are a millionare, then you damn well can own a few acres of land and drive it there in your private race track... Or simply go to a race track. Racing with your car is fun.
btw, this thing shits on every car that ever was
there's plenty of jerks driving fancy cars. and it shows. pic related. work on yourself instead.
gold diggers are the worst. they have nothing of merit in their skull and they'll make you hate women.
>Probably has shit load of miles and is an older aventador...
No, the ones I saw were newer ones with not many miles, they were salvage titles due to minor fender benders that were merely cosmetic and professionally restored. No structural damage at all
Bullshit. Explain the practical need for an expensive sports car that can't be met by a used Prius.
Not like this. This guy failed.
I own a Mercedes-Benz.
Just not that one.
PICK ANY:
1. Study your ass half for your whole life through undergrad (if you havnt already graduated) and get nothing but As for your medical and undergrad carrera. Become surgeon or physician.
2. Same thing, but with business school. Become CEO.
3. Same thing, but with law school. Better be accepted to Yale or Columbia or some shit and get straight As and Bs
4. Win the lottery
5. Be born to rich parents
6. Have an app idea.. A good one...
7. Have a business idea
8. Own a small business and make it successful... Like a restaurant or something..
9. Own multiple small businesses and have workers work in it... Like 4 99c stores is enough
10. Find money in the street
11. Drugs.
12 this can go forever.
Agree. Gold diggers are fucking scum. Dated this Asian chick... Made me spend like 400 on her every month.
All Asians are gold digging scum and you better pay for thier family too. You marry them, you marry thier fam.
I do not own a sports car, but i do believe i can add something to the conversation.
Ok, so driving past the speed limit is illegal, yeah? Accelerating fast as fuck until you reach is fun! Flooring the gas, shooting past a slow fuck on the highway is fun!
>coming out of a tunnel
>speed limit was 50kph
>maintenance in the right lane
>guy was tailing me so fucking close
>60 too slow for him
>get out of tunnel
>right lane opens
>i keep left and slowly accellerate
>he is fuming, flashing his lights
>i floor it and reach 120kph in under 5 seconds
>He's so far behind me now
>feelsgoodman.jpg
Should have just brake checked for him to get off your ass. I fucking hate tailgaters
Start your own business. Innovate. Pretty simply, you just have to put in the work and stay determined.
I did, but only kept him off for a hundred meters or so.
400 a month? I feel sorry for her that she wasn't dating a real man you fucking peasant. My sugar baby gets 5k/month spending money plus bills taken care of.
And the determination has to stay for years and years... Which is hard since people lose motivation after like 1 month, such as when people decide to go to the gym then quit. Lol.
She better be sucking your dick for hours every day for 60k a year.
First of all, even suggesting a Prius as a good car is laughable. Hybrid is a dead design.
As for practical usage, I have a large overstock of money I just can't seem to find a use for. It's taking up too much space in my safe.
I found that spending it on gasoline not only puts that money back into the economy, but when the gasoline is put into my sports car and burned, it not only moves me from point A to point B faster than a Prius, but it causes my body to release endorphins which raise my mood and negate my need for expensive antidepressants.
Also my sports car cost less than a Prius so fuck you.
>>says hybrid is a dead design
>>McLaren P1, Ferrari LaFerrari, Porsche 918 all use hybrid engines
Yeah but that's unnecessary.
Look I'm not saying there's anything wrong with owning a sports car. I'm saying what this guy said is silly because sports cars are just for fun and attention. Nobody needs one. They're completely impractical.
Oh fuck off. You don't own a Lambo that costs less than a used Prius. Don't fixate on the Prius anyways, it was just an example of a lame car.
nah dont do that, should have even went to the right if it was free in front of you, then just hit it as soon as he tries to catch up.
Most of it I put as an "expense" for consulting. Got her to set up her own "firm" with invoices and everything. I don't think the board care becuase they are probably doing the same (or similar).
Not him but yes this is a nice way to out it. The engine sound of a lambo or Ferrari or some shit is like orgasm to my ears. Ever heard them bad boys in person? Now imagine driving it. It never sounds old. The sound itself is my happiness and worth paying for.
What car are we talking here?
>Bullshit. Explain the practical need for an expensive sports car that can't be met by a used Prius.
stop changing the criteria. earlier, you said it was only for attention.
now you're saying it has to be a practical need.
those aren't the same thing.
make up your mind, faggot, then i'll answer
Having more than average power at my disposal has saved my ass in roundabouts many times.
>fucking busses, man
That's the sound I'm talking about.
buy a mexican lamborghini: youtube.com
Provided you're not born rich/dont get rich off luck:
You have to make money while you sleep. You need fully passive income. Proper investments might work, renting properties won't work, developing property might work.. but really, what you NEED is innovation. The most secure form of passive income is begotten from successfully patenting something. Invent a device, a process, a successful song, a nuanced artistic style.
Once you can make enough income to sustain yourself passively, all time is free time, you may pursue what you love and peruse it at your leisure. It only gets better from there.
Protip: lambo comes after the wardrobe, the watch, and the correct neighborhood in which to park a lambo.
I do realize that would have been more proper treatment for the ol' gentleman, yeah.
>gold diggers are the worst. they have nothing of merit in their skull and they'll make you hate women.
what makes you think i don't already hate women. i just like touching them.
see, insta karma gave you double dubs
It's like you didn't even read the whole post? >they serve no practical purpose
>money while you sleep
Aka ebay or Amazon or shit.
I sell a product that nets me 300 a day (confidential). I wake up and see like 20 sales and already made $150 in my sleep. The other 150 comes from day sales. And my job gets me also 300 a day. So 600 a day on very good days... Might be little less might be more.
Nigger confirmed
>parricide on your brother
I think you mean fratricide.
Those saying lambos are a waste of money can fuck off. Expensive shit is for fucking girls in, not getting them to fuck. I can fuck a chick every few days regardless.. I wanna fuck her in my lambo.
tldr :
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(You)
You obviously never fucked a girl in a car before. It's uncomfortable af. Not only that but in a lambo? Lmao that's even way less room to fuck in. Good luck.
>You don't own a Lambo that costs less than a used Prius
faggot, he never said he owned a lambo...just that he had a sports car that was cheaper than a prius.
reading comprehension?
>being a materialistic shitbag
>a "sports" car that costs less than a prius, a 23k vehicle. Lmao.
Probably a 1992 civic that he claims is a "sports car"
Stop nitpicking, Nancy. You're the same person that posted so we know you're an idiot already.
Most of you faggots are still young, once women hit their 30's, they go fucking dick mad and starve to get fucked, like seriously, they want to fuck constantly. You wanna stay away from ones that already have kids. I drive a 2001 4runner and i pretty much have to drive with the windshield wipers on permanently because im drowning in pussy. Not even trying to LARP either. You just gotta play that biological clock.
Never said I owned a Lamborghini. I have an LS swapped 1979 Camaro Z28. Bought it as a project without a drivetrain and swapped in a 1998 camaro 5.7 V8. I have about 12 into it, whick I admit is more than a lot of used priuses. But I was unaware of the fact that they don't hold their value that well.
But is the design really better than just a gasoline engine? I'm sure the high end of their performance is not done with the electric motors. Unless they do something fucky with them that I'm unaware of.
>ProTip
You have to go to school anyway so 100% apply yourself! Read books do your work plus any extra credit you can!
Have grades so good you get a full ride scholarship to a big name collage.
Again... it's your life! so work your ass off (it WILL pay off later in life)
I got out of collage and was drafted by iNTEL and I also do subcontracting for Sun Micro systems.
I have a 5,000+ sq ft home
6 car garage with my collection of classic, exotic, and muscle cars as well as motorbikes.
pool/spa/gym/even a dirtbike track in my back yard!!
Hot girls used to throw themselves at me till I found one to marry. (not that hotties don't still throw themselves at me)
Also bought a really nice place on the Oregon beach since most of my work in the tec field is at iNTEL in Oregon.
*If you went to school and didn't work your ass off then you have NO ONE to blame other than yourself.
*my parents were FAR from "rich" and even divorced when I was in 6th grade so I was raised by a single mom who worked paint department at Home Depot!
It's YOUR life so NEVER "half-ass" ANYTHING!!
The only one your cheating is yourself.
>Don't be a lazy fuck sitting around how others get such nice stuff.
I always hear that women when they get old, and men when they get old, the roles actually reverse. It's always the women who are starved for dick and not the men.
Why is this?
In early years like when you're 15 or 25 it's hard af to get women... But gets easier later on? I mean women have the ultimate weapon - the pussy. They can open thier legs and any man will fuck in an instant.
"only for attention" and "not practical" are 2 different concepts.
my point is that they can be impractical but not for attention.
you seem to not be able to grasp that.
Protip is this. I'm 25, born to reasonably wealthy but the stingiest people you would ever meet. Never received a dollar from them but they've taught me more than any dollar amount could compensate them for. Passive income is what makes you money. Get in on some form of investment, mine is property, and also my small luxury car auto parts business. I can go on holiday and spend up big and come back richer as my tenants are paying me and my customers are paying me. You don't necessary need a good idea, just do something better than everyone else and it's true what everybody says, the first step is the hardest.
Also brand new Lamborghinis are for the super rich, don't even bother until your 5M+, I could easily afford one, but it would be my worst investment ever.
*25, I own ~160K of cars, 2 Porsches, Lotus Elise, Evora etc, but that's nothing in comparison to the value of my business & equity in my properties.
they are able to pull more performance out of them because of the hybrid design. imagine a turbocharger with zero lag or ramp up, all the power is just there. it supplements the gasoline engine's power drops.
also, for daily driving, electric/stealth mode for gas savings prius style on a hypercar.
Women just hit their sexual prime later, but hit physical appearance prime in their.late teens. Men hit sexual prime.late teens to 20's... Just mother nature.
>till I found one to marry
Aka gold digger. If she's with you AFTER you have all that, a d not a girl you known since childhood... Then chances are she's a gold digger and dosnt really love you sorry. It's not true love.
Tell her you went bankrupt and have to sell your shit and have a negative net worth.
Let's see how she acts then
A REAL woman would still love you and be with you till death. Her? She will go fuck Chad.
i'll pick nits where i find them faggot.
there are plenty of sports cars that dont cost a ton of money.
just because you can't keep track of more than one thought at a time doesn't mean that people who do are idiots.
you faggots can't even keep your heads on straight and yet you think you are right.
Are you a pajeet?
I don't care what your point is. You said I moved the goalposts, I didn't. Why do you think I give a shit about what you think? Go post it on your blog and quit damage contolling.
>dear diary...
Sure. I'm sure there are two different people who type and format posts like faggots arguing with me in the same thread right now.
That's a step in the right direction there. Question is: is it zero-time?
Lowest tier- making a product yourself by hand
Low tier- making a product yourself with mechanizations
Mid tier- paying people to make a product for you (still requires time for management, even as an owner)
High tier- paying for mechanized production
Highest tier- securing a patent to some element of production in the product, and passively collecting income through a lawyer.
High tier minimum for lambo, but it's still silly to get one at high tier.
Timestamp that photo?
>gt2rs
Are you sure about that?
no damage control here. you fucked up and now you're hoping i go away so you don't have to face your screw-up.
and you don't care about my point because it invalidates yours, so you hope it will just go away.
not going to faggot
i never said that wasn't me. jesus, you are dense.
kek
Sounds very interesting from an engineering perspective. I was unaware of the fact that the two systems are that interconnected, I was under the impression that they were operating separately.
Okay, I take back that it's a dead end. But it's definitely not the godly planet saving technology that faggot Prius drivers say it is.
I have a lambo and I worked really hard for it. There is an Aventador on DuPont Registry for $292k right now so they are coming down in price.
Let's say my product is between mid and high teir. I'm going to hypoth say it's a food. I have a vendor and the vendor supplies me and only me with the product for SUPER damn cheap, which I then sell on eBay.
You have 160k in cars but your garage looks like you're living in some 90k home in detroit, why is this?
I fucked a girl in a Civic, Patriot, Tiburon, Corolla, T-bird, and one of those tiny BMWs with the top dropped. I'd fuck in a Lamborghini to feel my ass stick to the leather, whatever this girl is she'll never compare to the way I'm violating my $500,000 lambo. She can squirt on the seats and I'll send that slut of a car to get cleaned by someone else. I ain't no fucking cuck to no car I don't do the cleanup. Then that dirty whore of a lambo gets fucked again.
I make 44k a year and it's more than I've ever made in my life, and I feel like im getting close to my dream of owning a new mustang gt 5.0 am I a fag?
>I got out of collage
wow, something makes me doubt this story
90k homes in detroit have 4-car garages and have hydraulic lifts?
