Why don't you have a girlfriend?

why don't you have a girlfriend?

I do, but it's LDR :^)

Why would I want a gf?

>NEET

get a NEET gf?

the edges

haven't laughed so hard in a minute bravo OP

found the muslim in the thread

idk man, I might actually try get a fucking job this week.

I'd prefer to have cash and a job before I get a woman, user.

Because I'm white. It seems like all the girls only like black guys now days. Seems like black guys are getting all the pussy.

thts actually a boy under that shawl

Stop making excuses

...

Black guys are getting pussy because of one thing that you're not doing: they're trying You're not

Im transgender and pansexual

Because I went insane having one, and now I'm on the wrong side of some bullshit spiritual journey where I'm cursed to become some psycho white supremacist who goes extinct anyway.

Hi me

Why bother?

...how?
That's an extraordinary specific predicament.

Ikr but I read it and was like nah then read it again and a third time were probably in parallell universes or somehing. whats your dads name?

narly** btw

narily**
I know.

That's weird, and why?

I don't have one because I'm not trying very hard and I'm a black guy so fuck whatever that other guy said

Because I can only date unattractive girls and I don't wanna date unattractive girls

there is a simple solution for all your problems my friends, and all you need to do is start looking for them.

>hint: the answers isn't on Sup Forums

gee whiz it is narily
WEll I went insane having a girl friend now Im on some weird druggged up spiritual experience cursed to be a white supremacist smart enough to know Ill never be not dumb as a child but my values moot because the worlds crumbling anyhoo

was the ass nasty though?

What do we do?

Yeah.

It's a pretty shitty bind to be placed in, but it'll be resolved soon.

I don't remember.

/10
me neither :/ ~~ desu

my wife would probably be pretty mad

You seem familiar but not.
What's your dad's name?
Mine's Adam.

not a word of a lie ... James brown

I don't want to hurt for one.

Because your mom won't hmu anymore

You get over that quickly.

Hm.