43 or 88 decides how I refer to my schlong while texting a tindho

43 or 88 decides how I refer to my schlong while texting a tindho

nipple

da nipple

Schlort

steroid clit

Wtf even is that fucking thing... Holy shit dude. Get help...

Monstro

meme stick

With a cock that stubby and essentially non-functional, you could qualify for FTM gender reassignment surgery AND get it covered under medical insurance for a preexisting congenital defect affecting quality of life

I think most guys would rather have a micropenis than a literally fleshwound that requires constant stretching.

Call it your sosig

Reroll

"oh it's nothing"

proliferated clitoris

Nonexistent

rat tail

An "innie".

>schlong

The monster inside

clitty

Little Big Culo

Peenlet.

rally

Lower thumb

Rollerino

roll

a fat fucking sand castle

Little user

Hecklemester

nub

rool

WINRAR

reroll

reroll

>WINRAR
>43 or 88
You tard.

Knack 2

Mount. Disappointment

Your second in command

Tic-tac

so close.

Did you just get out of a pool or something?

Rolling for "innie".

>WinRAR
>43 or 88

kys

roll

FTM, not MTF. He'd get a few strips of thigh or asscheek sewed into a tube of functional length and girth and grafted between that micro-shaft and phimosis tip.

so close

Your Mans Venus

My mistake.

Interesting.

Diglett

Long Rod von Hugendong

Grundle bundle

Henry the third

1 off

Fuck reroll

Trips

Itty bitty clitty

Cornichon.


It's a very small pickle.

Re

mistake

The Raisin

nugget

Quads. This is a get thread now?

Quads get

Herbert the destroyer of realms

Front butt

Bait

earthworm jim

reroll

Re

Glub

rotworm

the 1-inch wonder

The trouser weasel of dooom.

yes with 3 o's

reroll

Ralph

Call it your 'Wang Dang Doodle'

man clit

The Stump

diglett

lloreR

Paprika

lil dicky

The Aftermath

weewee

Eldritch Horror

bean-basher-willy-tacker

Peewee Herman

mosquito bite

cum clit

dog

Rolling

...

underated

Doug

Roll

Piss dwizzle

reroll

half a millimeter peter

Adolf Clitler

Sarlac Pit

Smegma factory