New tinder help thread

Hudson Wood
Hudson Wood

new tinder help thread

first post is my most excellent example of a failure

fire open your tinder apps, strike up a conversation and post here

we'll try our best to help

Jordan Lopez
Jordan Lopez

shes not interested. shes just using tinder to pass the time. prob already has a boyfriend or guys shes fucking and cant be assed to add another.

Matthew Wilson
Matthew Wilson

is all good, tinder and talking to girls in general is a numbers game. ya win some ya lose some but if you don't try at all you always lose

Luke Allen
Luke Allen

bumping w girls until a brave user makes the leap of faith

we can also help with bios/profiles

Joseph Phillips
Joseph Phillips

jesus christ that's awful

Gabriel Gray
Gabriel Gray

yeah it wasn't a good time LOL

I dont really see any way to salvage it now

Josiah Cruz
Josiah Cruz

Help

Jacob Young
Jacob Young

try eating a gun

Hudson Sanchez
Hudson Sanchez

don't know shit about weed

stoner anons help

Sebastian Green
Sebastian Green

Tell her you prefer to keep it all natural

Jaxon Watson
Jaxon Watson

I don't understand. Just tell her tits or gtfo

Jayden Long
Jayden Long

talking about weed is always a deadend unless you make plans to smoke up

Ryan King
Ryan King

just pick one and say come over whenever you get it,quit being retarded

Matthew Mitchell
Matthew Mitchell

it's harder to find guns in this country than it is to win girls, this hardly seems like a viable solution

Jace Hill
Jace Hill

Cringe thread?

Angel Peterson
Angel Peterson

reeling more of you in with butts

Camden Carter
Camden Carter

quite possibly

Dylan Martin
Dylan Martin

What is your opening line?

Mine is usually: Hey, what are you up to?

It gets a reply 99% of the time, but leads to a boring as fuck conversation. I can't do this texting shit anymore. When I was 15-18, my facebook/phone/etc. would be bumping with chicks nonstop. What happened? I'm 21 now, can't just message girls on FB anymore, it's weird, is it not?

Justin Harris
Justin Harris

good topic for us

hey what are you up to almost always leads to boring and dry conversation

I never really use the same line tbh, always depends on the girl and if there's anything in her pics/bio that I can use

Ryan Williams
Ryan Williams

Most of the times I'll be polite and let her do the opening. I dont get any texts mostly... Whats that arrogance going on with girls nowadays?

Alexander Morris
Alexander Morris

always depends on the girl and if there's anything in her pics/bio that I can use
But that shit is cliche as fuck. Everyone also does that, they probably hear the same shit nonstop. Interwebz dating is no good, you're literally competing with populations of cities.

Aaron Cooper
Aaron Cooper

very true. I try to find something that people probably wouldn't say given the pic/bio. hard to explain but when you think of the first reply, trash it, because they've heard it before

Noah Baker
Noah Baker

HAHAHHAHAHA SHE ACTUALLY REPLIED

Joseph Anderson
Joseph Anderson

let's take care of that

Leo Rivera
Leo Rivera

HAHAHHAHAHA SHE ACTUALLY REPLIED

OP, say this, you already lost her:
"Can I sniff your butt hole?"
Post results.

Jason Ward
Jason Ward

bruh good luck

Brayden Williams
Brayden Williams

Better yet ask her if she would sniff YOUR butthole

Nathan Evans
Nathan Evans

Lol would be funnier, but what if she actually let OP sniff her ass? it's her weird fetish and she's been waiting for someont to ask her. OP do it, it could be possible

David Russell
David Russell

"Are you sure about that? I'll give you one last chance to reconsider"

Juan Stewart
Juan Stewart

Bruh one word texts = shes a basic bitch or not into you. Either way ASK HER IF SHE LIKES SNIFFING BUTTHOLES OR HAVING HER BUTTHOLE SNIFFED.

Jordan Lopez
Jordan Lopez

DO THIS OP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

Joseph Barnes
Joseph Barnes

trying something completely new for the lols instead

Liam Lopez
Liam Lopez

That is the cringiest fucking thing I've ever saw, period. Throughout all Sup Forums, you are the god of Cringe. Congratz.

Jack Nelson
Jack Nelson

smooth criminal OP

didn't message her for 2 months.
OP ffs I thought this was a new match

Nolan Ward
Nolan Ward

LOL NO she's right it's from September lmao

Dylan Jones
Dylan Jones

kek

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