TRUMP GENERAL - THE MASTERMINDS EDITION

>Delegates Trump: 1,238 (AKA ENOUGH, MOTHERFUCKER!)
(Hit the number on May 26th)

SGOPET:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

EVENT SCHEDULE
donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>Trump Energy Independence Speech 5/26/16
youtube.com/watch?v=YYsl_e6we0U
>Trump in Anaheim, CA 5/25/16
youtube.com/watch?v=v2gS6fc84yc
>Stephen Miller Reads from “Clinton Cash” book LIVE on stage in NM
youtube.com/watch?v=2vqiu4UcApU
>Trump Mocks Hillary Attack Ad on Housing at NM Rally
youtube.com/watch?v=PARjm9F0fGU
>Trump in Albuquerque, NM 5/24/16
youtube.com/watch?v=Ck2G9ozSjj8

INTERVIEWS
>Trump BTFO of Huffington Post
youtube.com/watch?v=F3SPLyVjDgM
>Trump N. Dakota Press Conference 5/26/16
youtube.com/watch?v=kMegcjv46JE
>Trump on Jimmy Kimmel 5/25/16
youtube.com/watch?v=jyt97FIyDAc
>Eric Trump w/ Bartiromo 5/25/16
youtube.com/watch?v=PzPW1P7EBA8

ENTERTAINMENT
>Trump – Everybody Hurts
youtube.com/watch?v=d9Kdx8HrIg0
>America Needs Trump – Now or Never
youtube.com/watch?v=1byVU9ljWqs
>THEY’RE BRINGING CRIME: Anti-Trump Protest turns violent in NM
youtube.com/watch?v=-qhyJQvHios
>DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING: Idiots Blame Hillary hate on “Misogyny,” not her track record
youtube.com/watch?v=yn0tU3l8yNk
>Current Year Man vs. Donald Trump
youtube.com/watch?v=jl9EjEQnI5w

Official /Trump/ Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

TV/LIVESTREAMS
sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf

CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
imgur.com/a/VzlEf

WEBSITES
trumpgeneral.com
unitingfortrump.com/
rallyfortrump.com/

PREVIOUS

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youtube.com/watch?v=kMegcjv46JE
youtube.com/watch?v=C_knRyu2ol8
youtube.com/watch?v=6qROJZcQpac
nypost.com/2016/05/22/how-corporate-america-bought-hillary-clinton-for-21m/
stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/us/abc-live-stream
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

1st for MAGA
youtube.com/watch?v=XAK03f4rPbU

MOVEMENT

Welcome home, Little Marco.

WHEN'S THE DEBATE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

america #1

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We love our women, don't we folks?

For some reason direct link won't work on their website

kfyrtv.com/video/

Look for pic related video, toppest of keks

TRUMP PUPPET

Probably next week. The only thing that is known is it'll be in california and before June 7th

#retardsfortrump

Trump was right. We're winning so much that it becomes boring and formulaic. All Trump does is win. I now support Hillary Clinton as the underdog candidate.

i'm starting to think we're all autistic

Greta interview anywhere?

oh god

Every cell in my body screams TRUMP.

Nobody can properly mimic Trump's voice.

Often imitated, never duplicated.

>9 original colonies and infinite current states

g...guys this picture doesnt have e..enough diversity.
I now shill for hill

How corporate America bought Hillary Clinton for $21M

By Michael Wallberg

“Follow the money.” That telling phrase, which has come to summarize the Watergate scandal, has been a part of the lexicon since 1976. It’s shorthand for political corruption: At what point do “contributions” become bribes, “constituent services” turn into quid pro quos and “charities” become slush funds?

Ronald Reagan was severely criticized in 1989 when, after he left office, he was paid $2 million for a couple of speeches in Japan. “The founding fathers would have been stunned that an occupant of the highest office in this land turned it into bucks,” sniffed a Columbia professor.
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Bill and Hillary Clinton collected more than $48 million in speaking fees in the past few years.Photo: Getty Images

So what would Washington and Jefferson make of Hillary Rodham Clinton? Mandatory financial disclosures released this month show that, in just the two years from April 2013 to March 2015, the former first lady, senator and secretary of state collected $21,667,000 in “speaking fees,” not to mention the cool $5 mil she corralled as an advance for her 2014 flop book, “Hard Choices.”

Throw in the additional $26,630,000 her ex-president husband hoovered up in personal-appearance “honoraria,” and the nation can breathe a collective sigh of relief that the former first couple — who, according to Hillary, were “dead broke” when they left the White House in 2001 with some of the furniture in tow — can finally make ends meet.

Is that a goblin?

MAGA
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Why does Reddit believe Bernie can defeat Trump in a debate?

AWOO!

Burger reporting.

Find it and we'll talk.

When she sniffed her hand after shaking with Trump
youtube.com/watch?v=kMegcjv46JE

kek

What if I told you every popular individual throughout human history was mildly autistic?

>berg

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i havent updated the OP yet.

just got back home

Reminder

Alex Jones and Roger Stone hinted very strongly on Tuesday that Senator Jeff Sessions will be Trumps VP pick.

DailyKos is a nice place to visit to see lib meltdown since the admins sided with Hillary. Any other places to go see good infighting?

VERY LITTLE DEBT

TREMENDOUS CASH FLOW

>Trump sprinting ahead in the polls
>all the shill polls showing him lose Arizona, North Carolina, Ohio etc BTFO
>nomination = clinched
>Democrats in disarray

Guys, I think we need to send subtle meme magic waves to Sanders to win California

sweden color scheme?

Recognize your male privilege you asshats

We all have an autistic side

Mr. Miller can

You're welcome for having my time Governor Huckabee. It was worth every second. Best Hannity I've seen in a while.

Because their brains are completed Bernt. The Paul-aid of last cycle is nothing compared to the Bern-aid they're drinking this cycle. That shit should be a controlled substance.

WEVE GONE PAST THE POINT OF NO RETURN!

Tbqh I can forgive Marco.

Fucking Ted tho...

Are Russian elections rigged, is Putin's approval rating fake?

Anyone going to Fresno rally? I'm gonna be there with some irl Sup Forums friends. Will be shitposting irl.

All oil belongs to US!

No wonder Donald Trump calls her “crooked Hillary.”

A look at Mrs. Clinton’s speaking venues and the whopping sums she’s received since she left State gives us an indication who’s desperate for a place at the trough — and whom another Clinton administration might favor.

First off, there’s Wall Street and the financial-services industry. Democratic champions of the Little Guy are always in bed with the Street — they don’t call Barack Obama “President Goldman Sachs” for nothing, but Mrs. Clinton has room for Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice and their 10 best friends. Multiple trips to Goldman Sachs. Morgan Stanley. Deutsche Bank. Kohlberg Kravis Roberts. UBS Wealth Management.

As the character of Che Guevara sings in “Evita”: “And the money kept rolling in.” And all at the bargain price of $225,000 a pop . . . to say what? We don’t know, because Hillary won’t release the transcripts.

Big Pharma and health-care companies also make the list; they want to keep on the good side of the woman who tried to force HillaryCare down our throats in 1993 and who’s sure to morph ObamaCare into the “single-payer” socialized-medicine model so beloved of “progressives.” So say hello to the National Association of Chain Drug Stores ($225,000) and the Healthcare Information and Management Systems Society ($225,500).

The entertainment industry has an enormous effect on the popular culture, so no surprise seeing the A&E Networks on the list. American Jews donate lustily to the Democratic Party, so throw in the Beth El Synagogue in Minneapolis and the Jewish United Fund of Chicago.

The United Fresh Produce Association. The National Automobile Dealers Association ponied up $325,000. Even eBay forked over protection money, er, an honorarium. Because taking care of constituents is what the Clintons do — as long as the constituents take care of them.

Because they'll try to storm yet another rally, only a few this time might be the hypocrite and actually touch a firearm.

I'm genuinely nervous for Trump's life, the Left has become riotous and ruinous to the cities and institutions they inhabit.

How long before they think they should do more than assault you in public?

In a fucking pack.

>wins the delegate count necessary for nomination FAIRLY (looking at you Rato)
>polls are narrowing in gap, even beating Shillary in some
>#NeverTrump is dead and buried
>the Democrats are crumbling in their ranks
>the media bleats about Trump's flaws with less and less conviction
>Bernie is stubbornly remaining in the race to wear down Shillary's base of support

How the fuck did we get here? What do the shills even have at this point in terms of material? The Donald has brushed off every attack thrown at him, crushed every loudmouth and belligerent that stood in his path. He is virtually invincible.

The only thing you'll be doing is getting railed in the ass on the hood of your miata you little fruit

Milo for press secretary.

youtube.com/watch?v=C_knRyu2ol8

youtube.com/watch?v=6qROJZcQpac

she was fucking thirsty the whole time

Why are their memes weak compare to Sup Forums ?

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As “Clinton Cash,” a new documentary based on Peter Schweizer’s 2015 book, shows in excruciating, irrefutable detail, it’s always “pay to play” with the Clintons, whether personally or via their family racket, the Clinton Foundation (which includes the Clinton Global Initiative). They’ve sucked up vast sums of “contributions” from some of the most unsavory folks on the planet, including Nigerian dictators and Kazakhstani despots.

But it’s their parlaying of “public service” by two career “civil servants” into personal enrichment that’s shameless.

Bill Clinton’s speaking fees skyrocketed just days after Hillary’s nomination as secretary of state in 2009. Corporations, such as TD Bank, that had never paid a dime to hear him speak suddenly bellied up to the bar, waving fistfuls of cash. Coincidentally, TD Bank was the largest investor in the Keystone XL pipeline, which needed approval from the new secretary of state. Hillary dodged and weaved and Obama later nixed it — but the Clintons kept the cash. It makes sense to make friends with the woman who might just be the next president. But what does that say about what the office has become?

As Obama has shown, there’s now essentially no limit on the president’s power: He can dictate overtime wages (via executive decree), the forcible integration of the suburbs (via HUD) and even sexually integrate bathrooms (under Title IX). No wonder private companies want to cozy up to the White House. Your business is now the president’s business, if he or she wants it to be.

But, should Hillary attain the White House, you ain’t seen nothing yet. For the Clintons, who once rented out the Lincoln Bedroom, too much doesn’t even approach being enough.

nypost.com/2016/05/22/how-corporate-america-bought-hillary-clinton-for-21m/

Wait, did Marco Roboto endorse Trump?

>the autism
Imagine a normie mailman delivering that awoo package and not knowing what the fuck he's looking at

GIVE MONEY TO HILL

>white man(Sanders)
They need to stop

From left to right
Miller, ?, ?, ?, Corey, ?, Trump, SS Guy, ?, Scavino, Hicks

make it happen

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REMEMBER THAT WE MUST WATCH JIMMY KIMMEL FOR BERNIE SANDERS INTERVIEW

TO HEAR MORE ABOUT THE FUTURE DEBATE

11:35 IS THE TIME

stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/us/abc-live-stream

WHO ELSE HERE /READY FOR CHIMPOUT STREAMS/ TOMORROW?

I like to read Trumpeter's trip as "TRUMPET THIS" and imagine him with a tommy gun as Trump's personal bodyguard gunning down feminist nu-male bern-victims yelling "ARE YOU JOSHING ME!!!!" while Paul "For You" Manafort is snacking on some lays and nodding in approval while Donald is giving a speech and saying "WE LOVE OUR TRUMPETERS." Is it just me? Anyone else?

implying

Damn that's alotta Jews.

WE LOVE HIM AND HE WILL LOVE TRUMP TOO

(OP)
I went to that place in OP's picture.
I was tripping balls on mushrooms trying to masturbate while listening to Gregorian Chants. Trying my damnedest to think about raping an Asian woman in a restroom.
Unfortunately, I wasn't able to conjure visions of a terrified Japanese girl turtling as I bust into a college bathroom at 2am on a Saturday, wasted with my cock out, holding a rotary phone to bash her face in a few times before the rapening happens.

Instead, I'm laying there on my bedroom floor with a toilet brush in my ass, wearing my little sister's dirty panties, cock in hand with my cat laying on my chest purring. While I desperately try to cum, to sleezy thoughts, listening to horribly homoerotic chants about the bible or something.

Longstory short, I was viciously beating my dick for 3 hours. (gonna have scabs in the morning).
When all of the sudden, I'm in the glittery/gold nebula like whirlwind with pulsing stars and faggot angels playing the musicale instruments.
"Oh shit!", heading into the light. Meanwhile, disembodied floating heads of Albert Einstein, Nikola Tesla are judging me for wasting my potential.

FINALLY came after 5 fucking hours after opening my bed room door to expose my self in the hall way. The thought of getting caught by my mom and sister's was what finally did me in.

Best nut in my life swear I laid in the opening listening to my sister's and talk over the Movie Lion King for about 30 minutes, while orgasmic juices slowly oozed out of my dick for the entirety of those 30mins.

I'll never forget that moment I saw the light and felt God. Nirvana

Yep, he said release his delegates to Trump, and he will speak at the convention, if asked to.

Now that Marco has been forgiven can I get some rare Marcos?

GET FAVORS FROM BILL

>Daily Kos
>Kos

Or Kosm........ Trump confirmed for Kosm

>Hi I'm Ian, thanks for tuning in to another episode of forgotten weapons Mr. Trump

Marco's attacks were so low energy, and so obviously forced on him by his strategists and donors that I can forgive him.

He is young enough that he can be wrenched from the grasp of the corporations and donors and actually be a decent politician.

If Trump wins, maybe he'll go back to his old ways and realize that Trump was right.

Trump is also extending his hand to him, and telling him to run for senator again.

>British

Fuck it, make it so

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Not going to happen user Trump has tight security.

They've really done it this time lads im a #cruzmissle now

fugged it up :DDDD

Everyone is floating trial balloons to see the reactions.

Also - everyone has cover to explain reason for following pic related - author with daily beast said this was the funniest tweet they'd seen

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History.

TO ALL MY CONSTITUENTS OUT THERE

BIG POPPA TRUMP IS YOUR HOOKUP

HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME

russia-america alliance soon

Russians hate him tho

RIP muslim ban ;_;

Who's hands are on that guy's shoulders?

They're lesser creatures. They cannot create, only mimic. They covet what Sup Forums has, and so they take it and twist it into a mockery of its former self to suit their own ends.

Good for him.

But what about Ted "Delegates" Cruz's delegates?

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CAN I READ FROM THIS BOOK, CLINTON CASH?

Relinquish the delegates, Donald.

neogaf was a bloodbath

Way to ruin the credibility of these threads.

Did I miss the Montana rally?