Why does Canada suck so bad ?

Canadians, this one's for you, so don't be shy.

Why does your country suck so much balls ? Your government brings in refugees so fast that taxpayers put them up in hotels, why would you even have a shitty socialist system if it doesn't even benefits you French-Inuit mix of people that pay all the taxes ? Why would you elect a president just because all the nu-wave feminists think he's hot and 'progressive'. Where are all the lumberjack plaid wearing assholes that chew tobacco and bet people's asses for being a fruitcake like this guy ?

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Because we're retarded, that's why the Chinese make up the majority of our elite math/engineering students

It's where the faggiest Americans always run to in order to avoid the draft or whatever. It's like Australia, but with wimps instead of convicts.

>Canada
>Electing a president
American education everyone.

exact same thing in america.... I mean why are you guys so passive even though you are conquerors of this new world. Why didn't you inherit the backbone of your recent ancestors ?

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Pic related - Is there a bigger faggot than this guy?

because many Canadians have no pioneering ancestry, a lot of these cucks came in the 1920s

I hate this shitty country.

The average person here has completely been brainwashed by leftist white guilt. We will be a Chinese/Indian country within 50 years.

dude nobody cares what kind of monarchial parliament systems you idiots have.

answer my questions or OUT OUT OUT

Why are you such a canadaphobe? Is it because of your intrusive gay thoughts for mr handsome?

>will be a Chinese/Indian country within 50 years
Easily. That's not an understatement, it's the plain and simple outcome that will be the results of the current policies in place today, it's ogre

um it's a grievance actually so how bout you fuck off

their country is being destroyed from within which will lead to my country being destroyed from without

also, did they cancel the world cup yet ?

OMG
Really, I did not think that he is so degenerate to take pictures with such persons... if a guy wants to fuck him right there will he let him?

Because Toronto. Please nuke it.

>ywf im a real "Canadian"
>I live far up north in the bush
>have killed 4 bears
>wear plaid
>no gays here as far as the eye can see
>drink non american beer because its all shittier
>have strong sense of patriotism for my country
>eat healthy and laugh about how much Americans have to pay for fat related illnesses

I don't even care because I'm hauling my ass to eastern Europe

The degeneracy needs to be purged. Plain and simple. We should strive to secure our futures.

you and the entire west coast of my shitty country

leftist disease has plagued your people

but what about drake ? he needs to make espn moneys

well, what is mfw ?

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bullshit what about the french and the crazy natives who won wars against the english ?

Drake. Half jew, half nigger. It doesnt get much more Toronto than Drake.

why queer ? so your a hick in canada thats cool i guess i'm happy for you that your better off than toronto fags but still your shitty government is going to contribute my country getting fucked by migrants so fuck off queer

the French and the natives just want give me dats, so they vote liberal

World Cup? huehuehuehue What year are you?

Also, It is not a coup that is happening here. Under no circumstance is. Liberals, Social Democrats and Communists may even be crying with the end of the PT era (party of Dilma and Lula), but all people want the way things are leading. Dilma was a thief, committing terrorist acts in the 70s trying to impose a socialist revolution in Brazil, and was elected in 2010/2014 because it gave alms to the poor to get votes. Common brazilians hate her.

What is happening is the end of the left era in Latin America. The same happened in Argentina and Paraguay, and will happen in the future in Venezuela and Bolivia. It's all a question of zeitgeist of the continent.

>pic of the future emperor of Brazil

We did. Our media just never shows it because they, along with the education system, have an agenda of breeding nu-males who worship feminism and minority rights. Just visit any university and you'll see what I mean.

i hate him so much i don't know why whites in america love him i don't even think black people listen to him it must be all white kids

oh

way to burst my bubble

I wonder if that Treudeau Telethon video by Murdoch Murdoch is somewhere
Shit was pretty funny

i meant the olymipics or whatever don't follow any of that shit

I don't thin Canada sucks.
I think a few maple nogs gave you a bad idea about the whole place.
Some BASED Canadians are awesome. I think you just take a few shitposters here, too hard.
let go of your fee fees. it's the internet. Don't let a few tanned Canadians, upset you, darling.

Nice english.

Honestly the baby boomers ruined this country. They were spoiled rotten getting these manufacturing gigs with minimal education, making bank. In comes the daigos, poles and other eurocucks. Now everybody has it made. The baby boomers kids grow up spoiled as shit through the 60's and 70's enjoying hippy culture. Slowly we lose our back bone. In comes a man named Lester B Pearson who decides to make Canada more socialist. We give up our flag, the colonial red ensign for some fucking new leaf flag because its so representstive of all of Canada (wtf?). Immigrants start coming in...Now comes Pierre Trudea...Fagshits daddy. He blows the doors off the immigration regulator now eurocucks flood Canada...but then the third worlders start coming too. The 90's. Only eurocucks that come are from Balkans due to that genocide. More 3rd world brownshits and chinks.

Over the last 40 years these immigrants have outbred Canadians of English, Scottish, Irish, French and Native origins by a landslide. Now times...these so called 'Canadians' outnumber real Canadians. They have different upbringing and outlooks on life. Theyre far more liberal and think real Canadians are shit. This is the crowd Trudeau won over. He pandered to the immigrants and degenerates to win. Unfortunately he also got alot of the real Canadians with the pot thing. Canadians love their pot. That was like the best fishbait ever used in Politics other than exterminating juden.

Anywho...tl;dr We got complacent, cocky and careless. It cost us our country. Well never pull back now...its over rover. Im kickin the seat back and goin to sleep.

>meet some beta male white man with poo skinned wife
>He's anti-trump & thinks trmp will start a war

What motivates an otherwise normal man to be a liberal?

Dude is the biggest cuckpuppet if there ever was one. He's not even discreet about it.
We have Obama and he kind of meanders around the bullshit, makes it look like it was difficult to do or he was forced into it after enough media covers it but your guy, that guy is a fucking flamer.
Flamboyant, you can practically see the strings attached to that guy.
>dance faggot
>yes master with a massive grin
Y'all fucked up.

If drake died tomorrow I don't think it would make the news. Ive never met a Drake fan, but then again, I only lived in tranny town for a few (miserable) years.

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This cuck is a terrorist enabler and sympathizer. Canadian revolution when?

nope i fucking met canadians they are fucking retarded. these kids were telling me how they got robbed 6 times on their little travel vacation they were dumb as bricks also VERY liberal and pro migrant just retarded don't give me that fucking hipster face faggot i'm not one of you anime wankers that invaded this board

Well you can get mad all you want, i live in a 5 bedroom house by myself that I bought last year at the age of 22. No migrants coming up here anytime soon and probably never will. Plus dat healthcare

>strong sense of community
>everyone up here makes more than enough money to live on, literally no homeless people


I can have all the accommodation of you burgers without being poor, fat and unhappy. so you can get mad if you like but im laying back comfy and going to retire at 35 while im my country is flooded with sandniggers which overflow into your shit country while i sit high and dry surrounded by my fellow whites. When everything goes to shit, ill be laughing.

Anecdotal

lol you had more illegal immigrants last year than we've taken in refugees since.. ever. 2015 was the first year since WWII that Europe had more illegal entries than the USA. Let that sink in.

he is a criminal. why do you think him and obama were butt buddies so fast ? obama destroyed our country with our own money thats what trudy is doing to you

You look well informed .. Fox News ?

America needs to fall to multiculturalism if Canada has any hope of surviving. There are pretty in-depth journals about this in French if you're interested. Ones by an old member of parliament that made this case quite convincingly.

ok but he was the one that came at me with anecdotal evidence about these 'based canadians' he claims to know

also, same thing about the baby boomers in this country. and if your going to sleep, then fuck off defeatist and die in a hole

Salty obese unemployed white trash (scum of our race) jealous that their Canadian neighbours are living the life they dreamed about in university before they swung to the far right.

nice one

what ? so your academics are pushing for social revolution here ? why ? and who ?

>moved to a small town of about 79,000 people.
>it was a white flight situation
>houses are cheap here
>lots of white families that are young
>i feel young again like i did in the early 90's
>often go fishing on a local river.
>so relaxing and traditional feeling
>pack my rod up
>walk up trail to road
>see pooinloo with turban riding bike
>...WTF is he doing in this fucking town?
>Start noticing poo in loos in segregated area of town
>slowly getting enraged
>theyre like a cancer...this cant be happening.
>call my real estate agent "...hey...have you been selling lots of houses to visible minorities lately or am i seeing things?:
>"yes...alot of Indians and Chinese are MOVING IN because they discovered how cheap the homes are here,and its proximity to Toronto...more or coming".
>hang up phone
>eneaged with anger
>theyre like a bad cancer that spreads
>google ads for houses in Northern B.C. and Alberta.

>Canada
>President

Kek.

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i can't read french but i would appreciate you just explaining in short if its easy

Canacuck here also agrees

[spoiler]Voted Conservative[/spoiler]

whoa

take advantage of the situation and sell your house to one of them

legit: most canadians pride themselves on being mediocre and very middle of the road. I would say 9 times out of 10 a canadian wants to make 70K a year and would think poorly of somebody who wants to make more than that. This mentality is good to a certain extent but it also makes canadians lame as fuck.

your not allowed sven, being that your apart of the problem

If I was in the midwest watching people across the border have universal healthcare for decades, subsidized education, generally paying lower taxes, living two or three years longer and getting paid a decent wage for blue collar work, i'd be jealous too.
I'd be especially salty if I was some obese trailer trash scumbag that couldn't get a visitor visa let alone citizenship.

Truth is virtually all of the issues haunting American don't apply to Canada and this triggers their inferiority complex. We don't have an illegal immigration problem. We don't have a wealth inequality problem. We've had a point based immigration system for decades. Chicago has had more yearly murders than all of Canada since the turn of the century. Oil dropped 50% last year and we still ran a modest $1.9b surplus.

Our biggest issues last election were child benefits, legal weed and who paid $90k in senate expenses. Municipal elections in America are usually more polarizing.

Pic related - Is there any country who has a gayer head of state?

ok so why is toronto such a shit hole then ? why is your currency about to collapse ? why is your welfare system about to collapse under its own weight because of immigration ?

healthcare ???? poor people in america get FREE healthcare you fucking retard. Are you kidding me ?

>watching people across the border have universal healthcare for decades

i've been watching people get free healthcare for awhile now asshole go shit post on somebidy elses board idiot

god you guys are seriously RETARDED your probably like 45 years old have you ever been to the u.s. asshole ? ever heard of welfare shithead ?

LOL you are slowly crawling out of the 2nd worst recession that has ever hit your country, it barely touched us. Oil dropped 50% and you finally had a non-shitty year of growth so there was movement in the market.

Our currency has always been in the 75-85% range and if you weren't twelve years old you'd know this. You'd also know that devaluing your currency is the ideal situation for exporting countries and this is why Trump is shitting on everyone for doing it.

>hobbiton

oh just wait til your boy trudeau gets done with the devaluation

also, fuck off you proved you don't know shit about america

Canada could pay off its entire federal debt with your averaged yearly federal deficit over the last decade.

Obama claims you guys had a 'phenomenal year' with an 'exceptional outlook' yet in your last budget you still spent $5,000m more than you took in last year and soon nearly 20c of every tax dollar will be spent on servicing the interest on that debt. Ridiculous.

Your trade deficit is also retarded and unlike anything on Earth. That's the main issue nevermind your debt.

Pic related is this faggot

Bank of Canada is an independent crown corp. and that is the reason we led the G7 in growth for six years after your recession. Your federal reserve is private and controlled by Israelis. Not comparable.

I still find it hilarious that you think a devalued currency is bad for the country or better yet a sign of market failure. Not to mention it's already appreciated 15% against the greenback since new years.

HE WON'T STOP

99.7% of all transactions in Canada are made in Canadian dollars btw. We've exported more than we've imported virtually every year since confederation. It doesn't benefit or hurt us much either way, just limits or stokes foreign investment.

money isn't real tho so who the fuck cares

Oil and gas dropped and killed us in the west. What the fuck are you smoking? We are a commodities economy coming off of a super-cycle. Tell an Albertan enjoying a -4% yearly drop in gdp how strong the economy is. Are you from Ontario or Toronto?

Fiat currency is the reason you have food in your grocery stores.
Canada does have a silver currency (maple leafs) pegged at $5 btw.

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>killed the west
Meanwhile the average household income in Alberta is still the highest in North America and one of the highest in the world. Meanwhile Alberta has virtually zero debt. Meanwhile Alberta has a stupid low 10% flat income tax and no sales tax despite having world class public services. Meanwhile the labour participation rate in Alberta is the highest in Canada/USA.

The vast majority of people in oil country are thriving. I'm one of them.

Conservative gov't was tired and swing voters wanted something new and shiny.

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Nice sentence ass hat.
You are the definition of fail.

Cry baby, just use the filters and you'd never have to get your widdle fee fees in a tangle by seeing Canadians again. Newfag

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I make $85k/yr and Trudeau cut my taxes by $530 last budget. I also get $900/mo in the new child benefits.
I'll never vote Liberal but making up shit gets you nowhere.

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>Prime Minister
>Head of State

N O T
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user thinks our current model of parasitic real estate fraud propped up by foreign buyers and a service economy providing anemic growth is a sustainable long term strategy.

Still, the entire West faces similar problems. Canada will always be fine so long as the USA doesn't go full imperialist in response to their own internal issues. Our government is littered with parasitic scum, but the institutions established are strong and reliable, and the people are hyper conformist so social/political rebellion is highly unlikely. Quebec had their moment and missed by a hair (thanks to Montreal Anglos) and there is no undercurrent of upheaval.

Canada is a chill place to live. The people are boring and anti-intellectual but the land is beautiful and you can carve out your own life if you are halfway intelligent and able to handle basic human interaction.

The Liberals are populists that guide their politics on the popular viewpoint, and in the meanwhile they accept money from illegal fundraisers that the RCMP never investigates.

He's the queen of Canada.
No one cares about the title but you, you boot licking Asian.

These leaves get triggered so easily its fucking hilarious.

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>an idiot used a facile argument so it's okay if I use it too

Enlighten us on your "thriving."

This is the first i've heard of it in 2016 for most Albertans.

>anti-intellectual
We have the highest post secondary attainment in the entire world. Canada is the only place in the world with more post sec grads than not and the only countries that come close are East Asian.
You may be in a shit situation but the vast majority of Canadians aren't. Move further away from Toronto.

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>Enlighten us on your "thriving."
Meanwhile the average household income in Alberta is still the highest in North America and one of the highest in the world. Meanwhile Alberta has virtually zero debt. Meanwhile Alberta has a stupid low 10% flat income tax and no sales tax despite having world class public services. Meanwhile the labour participation rate in Alberta is the highest in Canada/USA.

meme's aside, we're doing better than you.

Our terrorist-shooting diplomat was in the news today for manhandling a protester in Ireland.

I wish Kevin Vickers was prime minister instead of the present fem-bot.

Notley is doing to do her best to destroy that

GDP of the state of California > GDP of the country of Canada

YOU CAN'T TRICK THE VICK