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Fair Dinkum Colonials Edition

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Anime

coop food is just as good as tescos imo

>tfw blue eyed white male but poor, friendless and KHV

youtube.com/watch?v=RBzAwro8M90 weak feeble Europeans edition

what are tim's thoughts on yanks

The so called jeee efff

>tfw brown eyes
A-At least I'm 6'1

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the former colonies of britain should become one country rate my idea

cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onions, pulled pork, bacon and sriracha mayo

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How can you never even hug a girl? Beginning to think this is a gimmick of sorts

had sex dreams every day this week so far

need to go out for food but it's too sunny

tonight's 'zas

he wants to leave Shitain and move here

how to join IS

>5'7
maybe if girls didn't wear heels
5'10 is the smallest acceptable

me (bottom row second from left) and the lads

>tfw 5'10

How do hispanic leftists reconcile the fact that they are part white and that they wouldn't exist without european colonization?

>father has deep blue Aryan eyes
>mother deep green eyes

>I ended up with mongrelised greenish hazelish brownish eyes

Life is suffering

fat cunt

me bottom row on the right

>cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onions
yes yes yes, all good
>pulled pork, bacon and sriracha mayo
but then you went full reddit

>roast
don't know why yank terminology angers me so

Just saw a picture of 2 of me mates from primary who are still best friends. The 3 of us were the el dude brothers but I've become a nerd if you will while they're out banging sheilas at the club

how do american leftists?

Ahh yes memes. My best mate is 5'7 and has a hot gf. He doesn't care if she's taller in heels because he's not an insecure runt such as yourself

There's a lid for every pot lad

anime

jesus fucken christ that is one of the best girls i have even seen
how much is one of those?

Nice, I'd eat them.

because I've never been friends with one, they always seem to dislike me and I lack confidence? dunno what you find so hard to believe

god it's SO FUCKING WARM

don't know or care

going to go library and go shop

almost never see any english people with brown eyes

pretty much everyone (inc me) has /blue/green/grey

girls care more about the size of your eyes over colour. i get quite a few compliments on how big and sparkly mine are. maybe certain colours reflect the light more?

>food is reddit

utter spanner

GOOD thread

Don't believe this for a second, do you have some sort of condition?

This desu I cut my eyelids out and now girls are all over me

you're ugly af

alri anime lad

>big eyes
feminine, you're like a puppy to them

why hasn't arianna grande been arrested

really? i see brown eyes everywhere. green eyes are very rare.

I think eyebrows play a part, thick defined eyebrows can really bring out eyes and shape the face nicely. Sadly I don't have very thick eyebrows.

Macau looks comfy desu

the most powerful of the english peoples have brown eyes

He probably gets cucked lad

I like trap music n designing funky garms oh n i can probably roll better than you, safe x

Reddit

the rankings go
1. blue eyes, dark hair
2. blue eyes, light hair
3. green eyes, dark hair
4. brown eyes, light hair
5. green eyes, light hair
6. brown eyes, dark hair

>tfw naturally have those thick shaped eyebrows that girls all mimic
Always get complimented on them haha x

no blond blue eyed person ever did anything worthy

I don't think their goal is to go back in time

Literally just Hong Kong but poorer and Portuguese

can't believe that spacker actually thinks girls like big eyes

dikkeddd...

I had a girl ask me once if I pluck my eyebrows (I don't), apparently they're shapely nicely lel

dreading walking home, going to sweat me nuts off in my trenchcoat

I can get behind this, blue eyes and brown hair is hot. Sadly I have brown eyes and brown hair.

rate the gf lads

the lads

had this happen

except it wasn't a girl, it was my mates and they were taking the piss out of my thin eyebrows

>tfw brown hair and brown eyes

no no you're mistaken, that's MY gf

obligatory

any runts need heeming?

Question for any normies with Tinder: how do you decide which pictures to put on?

think my colour is an 18

>one chance at life
>fuck up this badly

i have blue eyes but nobody ever notices because my eyelids barely open

Own it lad, we're the real master race.

alri bizarro-chink

one selfie, one with friends, one doing an activity, one oc pepe

mine are medium size and sharply defined :3

Stop smoking weed

it's the worst when you family members have clear eyes

but he's a brownie too

well i gave it a go, but i just don't think those posts came off the way i'd planned

>posts a based brown eyed brown haired stud
Ironic chap

1. blue eyes, pink hair
2. blue eyes, white hair
3. brown eyes, brown hair
4. yellow eyes, red hair
5. orange eyes, blue hair
6. orange eyes, orange hair
7. blue eyes, black hair
8. yellow eyes, blue hair
9. yellow eyes, blonde

>1. blue eyes, dark hair
>2. blue eyes, light hair

>tfw hair switches between the two over the course of the year depending on sunlight received
>tfw different coloured streaks in my hair

>make one post
>it dominates the new thread

I've just got pics of me doing cool shit

clubbing, travelling, sitting on a lion statue etc

pizza update: peng

never even seen weed in my life

ANy law lads help me out?

If a sister lends there brother money for nothing in return in order for him to fund his business, is the that good consideration?

the eternal hibernian strikes again

Getting to know everyones eye and hair colour is cute x

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Deciding On Living Room Window Status: Pros And Cons Of Opening The Window

Pros:
Cool breeze wafting in
Smells (eg. farts) disperse more efficiently
Pleasant sound of birds and general ambient noise from outside


Cons:
Bees get in
Chatty slags in garden next door can hear me fart

>tfw could never start tinder because all my decent photos are with my gf

got bigger problems than law mate with that disgrace of a post

learn english you fucking cunt

post hair and eyes xx

bees are nice

I wish my hair were darker to be honest, it's just reddish enough that I can't really call it dark

no

considering reviving my "don't open your windows in summer" gimmick from last year, it was well received at the time