On thanksgiving my mom got so drunk I was able to feel her up. Wanna hear about it? Pic not related

On thanksgiving my mom got so drunk I was able to feel her up. Wanna hear about it? Pic not related

obviously

Green text dat shit

Go on faggot..

Wait. Was she conscious? What was her response?

>be me
>thanksgiving
>mom was drunk
>felt her up
>drunk dad catches me
>fucks me in the ass
>cry for 2 days
>post here

We're mexican, so basically every family gathering is filled with tequila and beer. My mom doesnt really drink so when she does she gets FUCKED UP. I think she had maybe 4 shots of tequila, a couple beers, and a glass of wine. By the end of the night she was plastered and I drove us both home. She's single so it's just her and I that live together.....

Typing the rest right now

>We're mexican

bumping

you're a fucking pathetic waste of space. that woman gave birth to you, clothed and fed you. grow the fuck up. pack up your shit, move out and go get a job somewhere like a man instead of living at home and spending your days staring at shiny computers and feeling up your drunk mom you pathetic little bitch.

Where did OP say he still lived at home in the first place? Are you implying people don't travel to visit family for holidays?

So when we got home I poured us both a glass of wine before we went to bed. We talked for a bit while we drank our wine and then we went off to bed. My mom seemed extremely drunk after that glass of wine. I went to go change clothes when I heard a huge crash out in the living room. I went to go see what it was and it was my mom with her sleep shirt half on and her pajama bottoms only on one leg. I figured she'd get up so I went back to my room. About 20 minutes later I went out to get a glass of water and she was in the exact same position except this time she was snoring. I went over to her and pushed her and told her to get up but she didn't respond....

How old is your mom op ?
Please describe her

>failing this hard at reading comprehension

>She's single so it's just her and I that live together

meant to reply to you on this 1

no one fucking cares. your story is fake and gay and if it's not you should be fucking ashamed of yourself. stop posting and go make moves towards becoming a self-sufficient man.

mamba out

Did something similar with my GFs mom once. She was staying with us, got absolutely wasted and I helped her to bed.
Put her down on the bed and she was out cold with her big fat titties almost popping out of her top. I had a feel, pulled them out, played with her nips a bit, she was still out cold.
Still don't know how I had the balls to do it but I sat on the bed and slipped my hand down her pants. Rubbed her for a little while until she made this real dirty sex noise, like she'd just cum hard in her sleep.
Went back downstairs with a raging hard on and fucked the shit out of my gf. The only really fucked up thing was rubbed her pussy with the other hand then made her smell and taste her mom from the fingers on the other hand then asked if she liked how her pussy tastes. Turns out she loves the taste of her mom's pussy and doesn't even know it.

So instead of just leaving her there or trying to help her to bed I took advantage of my opportunity. I lifted her shirt up the rest of the way so I could see her 36D tits in her bra. I was instantly hard. I pulled out my cock and stood over her fapping furiously. I've always wanted to fuck her so this was a dream come true. I would get on my knees and put my cock inches from her mouth while I stroked to her. I then built up the courage to actually touch her tits. I slowly slide my hand into the cups of her bra and fondled her tits. I kept fapping while I did this. I eventually put her shirt back down but kept feeling her tits over her shirt. I wanted to cum so I worked myself right up to the point of climax and then I rested my cock on her lips. I came buckets. Most of it got in her hair and just a little bit was on her cheek. I was able to slide her pajama bottoms on without waking her up which was my plan so I could take her to her bed. So I woke her up and told her to get to her bed since she passed out on the floor. She did. Next morning there were no questions asked. It was fucking great

I kek'd heartily

Kek. I thought the same thing

46. Looks a lot like pic related

That's fucking hot. Pics of both of them?

Nice
You live un the US or in México ?
Does your mom have a boyfriend ?

US. No boyfriend right now.

Dude she must be so desperate for sex
Have you ever tried something else ?
How old are you ?
Do you have any siblings?

Post your mom, blurry her face out if you need to.

I second this

Never tried anything else besides using her bras/panties to fap. Im 24. No siblings. She is extremely desperate. I read a conversation with one of her friends saying she's "close to marrying her dildo"
nah sorry

>nah sorry
This is why you don't get to be her dildo

Why didn’t you snap a pic of her tits when she was passed out faggot?

That would fuck up his imaginary jerk session.

Because I was drunk as well. I wasnt thinking about the long term fap