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shit thread

How's my ass taste Leaf FAGGOTS

>rags

>Canadian teams

>rags

Cute kiwi

Is this lineup better than anything the US could offer?

Sub ban would turn it over constantly

Also too many righties wtf

why dont team score more?

>Emery
invalidates it all

>emray

Hmm

That's better

there you go

>350 penelty minutes this season
Dindu nuffin

/ourguy/?

>buff over Jones
Wby.jpg

Calgary is completely unhinged

>bust
yupp

Isn't Iginla Mexican?

No, he just played for Team Mexico this season

Not a single white man

perceptive

Flames chimping out

>going to lose
>start tackling the other team
Really hope >we don't suffer any more injuries against these dirtbag shitters

>flims getting absolutely KEKED BY KESLER
HOLY FUCK LMAO

what's dirtier?
>kangz """""""""""""fans"""""""""""
>the call gary flans
>kesler

>HAVE 5 TEAMS IN THE PLAYOFFS
>INVENTED THE SPORT
>HAVE IT ON YOUR MONOPOLY TIER PLASTIC MONEY
>NOT ONE SINGLE WIN.

HOW CAN ONE COUNTRY BE SO SHIT AT THEIR OWN GAME?!?!

>Canadian teams 0-6 in playoffs thus far
>No cups since 1993
>Their own sport

What went wrong for Canadian hockey?

>0(ZERO)-5(FIVE)

>blackcocks

I'll take it, my cucks are off to a good start

delet this

Not even mad, I don't want any Canadian teams winning the cup before my Jests do

DELET

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA FUCK CALGANIGGERS
YOU CAN'T WIN HERE

I'm fine with that your fans are pretty chill
t. Bruinigger

>What went wrong for Canadian hockey?

Taxes, low dollar, weather

Thankfully Leafs and Oilers have McDavidoo, Illegal Alien Mom guy and Mitchy Marndog

>laffs
>shorks
>rags

The Winnipeg Coyotes will win a cup before them.

Calgay played fucking horrific, only their goalie kept them from losing by 8 goals

>having to sit on the puck to win

I'm not even a Flames fan but that's just pathetic desu. Kesler should be forced to attend some mandatory hockey etiquette classes.

They took the hockey players off the 5 when we switched to those stupid plastic bills.

>literally 705 days since the last time a canadian team won a playoff game

I hate Kesler so god damn much.

Kessboss holds it down . Flomes BTFO

How many days since a Swedish team won an NHL playoff game?

>being this assmad about Kesler sitting on the puck for a few seconds
Should be more assmad about Calgary not being able to score when they had two players more on the ice for a couple of minutes tbf

Lads I'm a hokkei casual (see flag) and I can't use google, could someone quickly tell me the last time a Canadian team won the league? It has to be fairly recent, right? They ARE the best hockey nation on Earth, after all.

all this hatred from calganiggers is like fine wine
>cry more losers

Why Cantpuck? you almost got a cup with him.

1993.

We don't have an NHL team silly!

BASED SWEDES BEING BASED

I'm impressed he knew that wouldn't be a big deal tbqh, some of those late-game delay of game penalties can go to penalty shots instead.

Is there a greater upset than this?

>I'm fine with that your fans are pretty chill

The only reason you're able to say that is because they barely have any fans.

Thank you :)

serious replies only

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I'll take our country having teams in the best league in the world over having to watch something as putrid as the "Swedish Elite League" or whatever the fuck you pinkos are calling it now.

Good post

Calgary acts like they weren't fucking abysmal the entire game, they lost to literally one man, Getzlaf literally embarrassed them like they were a peewee team.

can someone explain to me why canadian teams do bad in the playoffs

he demanded to be traded and used his NTC to force the cantpucks to trade him to the cucks for nothing.

Why do Mexican people cheer for an American team comprised of Canadian players

>calganigger
Try again
This nigger gets it.
I have no respect for a guy that wants to be traded to a championship team, instead of making one himself though.

1993 is the most serious reply in the history of replies

Buff is american tho...

>call gary chimpin out
wew, is there a goonier team in the league?

You're allowed to hate him tbf

Kesler actually has a brain

Meanwhile those 3 Swedish pussies Sedin, Sedin, Edler are content to languish in mediocrity. No heart

all i see are americans there fuggin leaf

Kongs are the spic team

sweden explain

>acts like a spoiled child
>has a brain

Anaheim is mostly a rich white area

Orange County's amount of wealth is greater than any equivalent sized areas in Canada

>not wanting to drink a sandwich from a bottle

>that wanted GIORDONA sign
>TOPKEK

>I've never been to Orange County: the post

>Flames

Thanks, Ducks.

>wants to get puck
>instead of shoving a stick between kessler's leg he pushes him on the puck
Why is he so dumb?

>33.3% hispanic

Is this considered low in California?

Orange County is one of those areas in the US where they've essentially achieved segregation and completely limited non-whites from living there.

Kesler knows how to troll lol

Rather be a big fish in a small pond. Than a small fish in a big pond.

Difference is canucks have young talent and good draft pick garunteed. If the Sedin's stick it out they can be on a championship team oneday, and play a an integral part heroes to the fans.

Kesler is determined to be a cog in a machine that wins a few presidents trophies but doesn't have what it takes to win the cup and is only getting older.
In front a bunch of beaners who thought they got rams tickets and tourists who needed something to do while it rained in Disneyland

If get Oilers win the Stan Lee

>If the Sedin's stick it out they can be on a championship team oneday

dude no, by the time the Canucks are done rebuilding they'll have retired

>cut it in half for all the retards who claim to be hispanic for the benefits.
>segregate them all to the outer limits of anaheim
it's white m80

This guy looks like a tranny

>33.3% hispanic

>Is this considered low in California?

CA is called "north mexico" for a reason

also:
>flims
>laffs
>reddithawks

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*cough*
bruins

In 10 years, it'll be Hapa town.

who got it?

You're an insufferable retard
>young talent
LOL

Hongcouver isn't going anywhere for a decade or longer and Kesler doesn't have that kind of time

jej I like the way you think

The Ducks have young talent too, what are you talking about? Of their good d-men, the oldest is 25 (Fowler), arguably the best one is 23 (Lindholm). They also have some good young Fs in Silfverberg, Rakell, Ritchie.

Canucks rebuild is going to take a long time, they still don't have any premier talent. Their best U25 player is still Bo Horvat. He's good but he's not taking anyone to the promise land on his own.