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the 'bane edition

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nicole anniston got BLACKED lads

*sprints at you while reading a book*

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'la

off out for my walk cya lads

>tfw too smart to run

West End desu

might take up smoking

looking at this image makes my hips thrust like a piston
dangerously horny lads

whoa-ho-ho-hold up friend is that a motherfucking jojo reference?

>People that know pornstar names
>AND actually follow these pornstars
Runt beyond belief

did pornographic enthusiasts really expect a porn actress not to get payed huge amounts of moneys to have intercourse with african males? These women aren't exactly pure aryan wifes tbqhwymf

the gf

>evolution makes you run
>evolution makes you smart
>babies can't run

whooaaa...

it's to die for

doing a poo

oldfag detected

We evolved to be long-distance runners, not sprinters. Lots of animals can out sprint us. Nothing can outrun us.

Every planet has a West End

Take pics of your adventures for the lads

No idea what going on but im pretty sure May promised some more attacks so whats the holdup

>evolved to run
>takes the bus instead

IM OUT OF CONTROL

>he didn't run out of the womb when he was born
point and laugh at the neanderthal poster

Are your chakras aligned?

Whites evolved to lift heavy things, not run. That's why we have longer torsos than other races

babies aren't smart either

*aligns my THUNDEROUS right hook with your root chakra*

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Pipe down, you ridiculous virtue-signalling, PC-crazed, attention-seeking, hate-stirring, deluded clown

>evolved to impregnate women with my seed
>obliterate my bollocks into a septic mess instead
LIGHTS. CAMERA. INSANITY.

Is MU gonna lift up the country tonight lads?

Lots of things can outrun you, though. Horses can outrun 99% of the population.

Your fat ass cant even run 10 feet

So, we should hold our standards to what .001% of the population should do?

Sounds like your scientist need to rethink what theyre using to define our evolutionary tract

In reality, we evolved to be "smarter". We recognize patterns, have complex thoughts, and conscience. Some races evolved different on these tracts

Haven't spoken to the gf in 18 hours

the longest I've ever gone without talkign to her since we got together 2 years ago

>humans evolved to run

umm then explain this sweatie :) don't worry I'll wait x

Horses can't run a longer distance than humans

>have complex thoughts
not you haha

really think this website can do me no good and that i should do literally anything else

don't fucking care

anyone here used airbnb before? what should I put in my profile

don't like saying "evolved to" like it was intentional

>Pipe down, you ridiculous virtue-signalling, PC-crazed, attention-seeking, hate-stirring, deluded clown

@75221735
fucking kill yourself, you utter earthworm

Here la

dick length

>tfw my thoughts are too complex for /brit/

heavy smoker

An average horse can run a longer distance than an average human.

Genetically modified wheelie feet when?

Ah the mcgregor "raging homosexual" poster

>he didn't get /fit/ during the zyzz era

>tfw my thoughts are too simplistic for /brit/

so mo farah is the best human

I just put that in the name field because most people call me El Nino

got 1400 pics now

The boy?

faggot

You the guy who was mean to her and she cried herself to sleep last night?

>horses can outrun you
Wrong. Horses can't sweat like we can. They would die from heat exhaustion long before we even got close to getting tired. Horses can't even beat humans in short sprints, if sharp turns are involved.

Dunce.

>on the train
>23 degrees
>keep getting whiffs of stale alcohol

Overwhelming nostalgia

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Vice City niggas know.

laughed out loud at this exchange

nah the nine it's mexican

Report kshitters for spamming and rule violations lads

Because the average human hasn't trained his whole life to run like horses have

Good post. I've commented before on this and it was mostly brushed aside with shit like "LOL U MUST HAVE A RECEDING HAIRLINE".

I have never met one intelligent person with a small forehead. They are dumb as rocks and should not be allowed to procreate male or female. Even Sean Hannity has a short forehead. He strikes me as a guy who got lucky, not ahead by his own smarts. He regurgitates the same arguments in a 3 hour span of time. It's not that they are wrong per se but.... he's given a script and he executes it. That's all these short foreheads are capable of, at best. They should all go to the gas chamber one day.

good lad

agreed

arli baldy

yeah but she deserved it

should I get a milkshake once I get to liverpool?

doubt this still hold true to most western humans

Richard Spencer

Hmm

ivanka is cute af all the time

This guy was shit

Could heem a horse without breaking into a legendary human sweat.

it's basic phrenology moron

No. Throw yourself in the fucking Mersey you twat.

Gibberish post

my goal is 2000

it was kc tire and it was on /brit/

no you should get a ticket to somewhere else

>yeah but she deserved it

that would cool me down, I might not be able to get on the bus if I'm piss wet through though

A human with an equal amount of long-distance training to any animal it was racing, simply would not lose.

thrown out of a garden centre for feeding my tender plums to a venus fly trap

what's your hair colour lads?

for me, it is 18

God I wanted Trump to win, but fuck this image. Our modern world is so shit. Two ugly, fake aristocratic wannabe whores with no noble blood. One guy who disrupted the status quo a bit of our celebrity worshiping society, and one ugly, chimpanzee in white who still hasnt accepted the supremacy of Martin Luther, or John Calvin, or Henry 8, or Zwigli, or Knox.

What's with those dumb looks on their face?

threadly reminder that there's nothing wrong with fedoras and katanas - in fact, they're very cool

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vice city really had the best atmosphere out of all the GTA games, and the radio stations were the best part

reckon i could beat a horse in a race with this car i evolved to have

bogpill me on leccy keys

2 runt chavs almost had a fight on the train.

the conductor took the side of the one who was not the aggressor and then the started on the conductor

Yes, you keep posting this, but no one cares.

Fuck off

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>i'm god's representative on earth and here this arrogant yank is grabbing my hand and squeezing too hard and shaking my arm about to show his dominance
>why isn't god helping me dominate the yank?
>i wish i was taller
>none of these yanks are taking me seriously
>my feet hurt

>tfw didn't study at all for a levels and now you're stuck at a pretty shit uni
i couldve got into cambridge