Oldfags give youngfags advice based on mistakes / past experiences

>oldfags give youngfags advice based on mistakes / past experiences

General life tips

stop browsing Sup Forums and go get a life

death grip is life

Avoid gambling and hookers. Always wrap it up.

These threads are always shit

fuck off

just try to chill

nobody talks about it but everyones parents die. Look at the people in their 40s/50s around you. They're probably dealing with their elderly parents getting terminal diseases / disabilities and dying. No-one talks about it because its too horrible to consider.

Oh, and if you get the opportunity to fuck a tranny do it. Best blowjob I've ever had.

How do you even meet a tranny?

Sup Forums was good, and you made it bad.
Do some research on original content, then come back and explain to me why you think wwyd and kik threads are the way to go.

Your art is lazy shit, and you should feel bad.

Dr. Lector...

Dating websites mang, I've fucked three off tinder

Don't be like this guy OP, the best advise you'll ever get.

also physical aging is as much about running your body down as it is aging

those people where you go "how can she be 30" or "how can he be 40"

it's not always "good genetics" its just that they haven't smoked everyday or drunk too much

be good to your body, it's not like a iphone x that you can toss in the dumpster and get a new one everytime you scratch it

youngfags will not listen to oldfags. I didn't listen when I was young, this generation won't listen to us, and when they try to help the next generation, they won't listen either.

But here goes. Save money like crazy. Money saved today is worth a small fortune when you're old. If I start saving now, it's not worth much.

Don't let corporations sell you self esteem. Don't be afraid to say you don't give a fuck about the newest iPhone or some crappy designer jeans. Cars are a huge depreciating expense, so go as cheap as you reliably can on them and don't buy a status car.

Do get an education but play it as smart as you can. Don't treat college years as "the good times". Pick an inexpensive but decent accredited program, find every scholarship you can, borrow from family before banks, pick a major with the best hope of being lucrative, and get it done fast.

Learn about mental illness so you can spot it in others ... especially women. Borderline, bipolar, and psychopath women can be so hot, but they will ruin your life. Depressed women aren't so bad but they kinda drag you down.

DO. NOT. GET. A. CHICK. PREGNANT. Not until you're ready.

Don't get married, and if you are going to, don't do it for taxes or benefits.

This guy is the man

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practice taking a step back from people mentally when they talk

evaluate what they're saying and consider if its true

sometimes you'll be the dick, sometime they'll be the dick. it's important to consider which is the case

once you know you have a good grip on when you're behaving well or not, then you can be confident to do your own thing and go your own way

don't feel you have to conform, but don't go out of your way to make an identity of not conforming

I need some. My gf broke up with me because I am a NEET, which got me into a way more severe depression (I'm getting a job soon, don't worry). She said we could still be friends but she just stopped talking to me eventually. There was this one time where I delivered her some food bcs she ran out of money. We ended up having an argument bcs her cat wouldn't eat. Long story short, she threw the food through the window. I really want to keep her as a friend, but whe haven't talked in a month or two and I'm pretty sure she is upset with me. What do?

Don't do drugs too early, especially LSD. My first time was with 14 and I regret it.

>GF
>NEET

How? Also the fact you still cling to her means you probably wont listen to anyone who tells you to drop her and sever all contact forever (which is what you need to do).

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learn polish, ukrainian or other languages popular among prostitutes, makes negotiations easier, compliment a hooker using her language and next time she might suck your dick for free and share her meth

practice biting your tongue off, suicide in prison can get tricky and you might not get a chance to hang yourself but you can always bite your tongue off and bleed to death

someone owes you money, they're not paying up, you ask for it, they say soon but you know you're getting it soon, you invite them to your house party, there's no house party, you waterboard them, they pay you on the same day, case closed.

>youngfag myself but here is knowledge that oldfags gave to me, as well as some i learned personally

>behavioral traits
If she's young, fine as hell, but always single, don't go near her because she's single for a reason. Look for psycho/sociopathic, bipolar, depressive, dishonest/disloyal, and violent tendencies in women (or guys if you're gay). As soon as you spot these traits, run for the hills and never look back or they will ruin your life. The only possible exception to this is depressive and self harming traits as they are probably the least likely to become violent/manipulative, but if they've gotten to that point, it's probably too late for them anyway.

>sex
This is probably the single most important thing you will ever hear. SO MANY WOMEN WILL TRY TO TRAP YOU WITH BABIES SO WATCH THE FUCK OUT. Never accept a condom from them, even if you forgot yours at home. They probably sabotaged it, so just go out and buy some, always carry with you, or just decline the offer.

>drugs
A little weed here and there is fine. Shrooms and LSD...maybe. Same with alcohol. But don't do any heroin, cocaine, meth, or crack. Those will fuck your life up in so many ways its crazy. One day, you're having fun. Next day, you're selling your ass on the corner for fat guys to blow their loads in so you can buy a penny sized rock that you melt in a spoon and inject into your scrotum.

I'm just here because Hannibal should still be on tv

I was studying Architecture but I dropped it because I felt I was a boulder in my family's life, also I didn't picture myself as an Architect.

Oh, I just feel the reasons she stopped talking to me are very... dumb. I could forgive her after everything she's done, why would she fall for the smallest reason there could be?

fpbp
cancelling my Sup Forums account as we speak

gangs don't give a fuck about you.

Never eat a ton of spicy food the day before an 8 hour meeting at work

14 years youngfag here. Give me advice on how to treat girls.

Why is it so important to you to have her in your life? The emotional validation is all in your head, dont let someone else determine your mental state.

I wish I could go back to my past self (who was in a very similar position you are) and tell myself to not be a bitch over my gf breaking up with me, ditch all my plans to get her back, and move on with my life. Instead I wasted months of time feeling sorry for myself

underage b&

word

business ties =\= personal

KYS while you still can xD

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underage B&

make your intentions obvious. If you give some weird, half-assed signal to a chick youre into, prepare to get one in return. You know how when you look at chicks, you know in

focus on school man
treat every girls, evem thge ones you like, like a friend, no need to be shy and nervous or to show off
if you really like really really like a girl, don´t try to buy time to get her to know you better, ask for a date asap, if rejected then continue like nothing happend, you´ll meet plenty of people in your life

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You're better knowing what you don't want to do rather than what you want to do.

i dont know why but this made me laugh

I only have about three or four friends. Losing one for such a stupid reason makes me feel terribly bad. I have thought about not doing anything before, but I can't get myself away from the idea.

It was the best show on tv period and certainly the best thing NBC has produced in decades. And how did NBC treat the show's fans, the loyal viewers? It shifted the show around repeatedly to the point people couldn't tune in because they didn't know what day or time it was on. Then NBC used low viewership bs to cancel the show in it's 3rd and last season, the best season. What kind of worthless network cancels a hit show with critical acclaim during its best season?

If you're dumb enough to join the military, go air force. Stay as far away from the army as fucking possible.

Any selfconfidence raising advice besides the generic working out, eating heathy etc.?

Talk to random people. Say hy to the waitress and shit.

Find a hobby

good advice for those that live in khazakstan

Agreed, get to know EVERYONE. Be that guy that when you walk down the street knows every shop keeper, every pub landlord etc. Like some cartoon level shit.

Firstly it makes you feel popular as hell, and also when you are out with other people they are like 'Wow, this dude is the guy to know!'

i just finished watching season 2. it jumped the shark after the first couple of episodes of season 2. season 2 ender was unbelievable and over the top.

Accept that everything moves on. That chick/guy you are hung up on now will probably end up with someone else, but there will always be another person for you just around the corner so long as you stay reasonably social and look after yourself.

Also, if anyone ever breaks up with you, fuck their sister. Best revenge possible.

Basically be that annoying, fake doormat that everyone hates.
People will be like "wow, I wish this guy would shut the fuck up!"

Ehh, if that is how you want to see it. Thinking like that is gonna lead to depression and never trusting anyone.

"I bet this fake ass tool puts on a new act for every person he meets"

Very important advice right here, no one will listen until it's too late. Also, don't be lazy and always listen to that little voice in your head.

Naah dude, don't be that cringe guy. Just be nice to nice people.

The show had an all-star cast. There were no bad episodes or bad acting. In fact, as the series progressed the stories and characters became more and more engrossing. There was just enough gore to make the audience cringe while not going overboard and turning it into a gross-out fest just to maximize shock value and attention. This series was groundbreaking and it deserved to be treated like the gem it was and is. But NBC, eager to provide programming which keeps the masses stupid like the other networks, took that gem and discarded it like the Burmese bandit did as described by Alfred the butler in The Dark Knight.

Kill yourself now. Otherwise you'll suffer unnecessarily faggot.

Don't eat the yellow snow

You can still be nice without being a cringy, fake piece of shit.

Remember this.... CYAN

Cover
Your
Ass
Now

No matter what you do,who you fuck or where you go ALWAYS cover your ass. Back up texts,never be alone with girls you don't know and keep track of where you've been and why.

I've seen many a classmate,buddy and co-worker get screwed over in court because they could prove their side.

This goes double for fucking girls.

alright, theres a chick who lives across the country from me who wants to start a long distance relationship, but i'm afraid it will damage my friendship with our mutual friends, what do

JUST FUCKING END IT

my brother wrote an episode of that show. im dead serious

Long distance is retarded, there's no difference between having a gf/bf far away and having a really close friend far away.

so...you can bang your cousin in alabama and not only NOT get arrested, but be casually referred to as "a couple"?? fucking wow. some stereotypes are in place for a reason.

>long distance is retarded
This

There's this cute autistic/shy looking girl i see on the train once a week. She's always looking at me. How should i approach her?

24 y/o fag here. Need advice.
Should I stop being fucking depressed and worried because I'm unemployed?

Yes, and get a job to solve it.

That's really cool. Good writer.

which episode?

military is god tier , do 4 years then get out, and youre set for life
free medical, free neetbux

If yoru wondering if shes too young to talk too, the rule is

X = Your age

x/2 +7

So if your 20, 20/2 = 10 + 7 = 17, being the minimum age

Tinder =/= dating website.
Everyone knows tinder is just for a fuck.

Not life advice required but help would be appreciated anyways:

What does XYZ refer to in this rolling games? I just don't get it ;n;

last 3 numbers of your digits,

for you it would be x = 4 y = 7 z= 0

i hope it was the fungus one. i liked that one

Aah, yes, Amerifags, who waste their early years and want to die when they're 30.
>Don't be afraid to say you don't give a fuck about the newest iPhone or some crappy designer jeans
Tell that to chicks, cause guys who do that are already in the good and can keep living like that.

This old fag thinks he is dropping wisdom, nigga the hard part hearing about this shit it's about doing it.

The one that tells me to kill?

"Fuck it" got me through a lot of shit. Girl not into me? Fuck it, better luck on the girl. Ex left to fuck her previous ex? Fuck it, let her be a fuckin hoe. Shit's not going my way? Fuck it, one less thing to take away my attention. Just don't dwell on shit is what I'm trying to say.

>Learn about mental illness so you can spot it in others ... especially women. Borderline, bipolar, and psychopath women can be so hot, but they will ruin your life. Depressed women aren't so bad but they kinda drag you down.

Most chicks have borderline traits so might as well find a bitch who hit the wall and can't get pregnant, meaning a woman in her 50s.

Only you are responsible for your own success and happiness.

You can listen to every politician, con man, and media outlet doing their best to steer your anger in a direction that benefits them. You can externalize everything and believe that you're a hapless victim of fate. None of that changes the fact that you and you alone are responsible and you know it.

Don't sit around hoping things will get better while wasting time on the internet. You know exactly what you need to do. Get up off your ass and do it.

From someone foolish enough to have gone through it, don't. But you won't listen to me anyway.

closing my laptop as we speak

Um, im not an old fag but a i have a littler advise to people mid twenties and under.

Dont listen to liberal bullshit. It may ruin the country. If someone insults capitalism call them a faggot, its made the US insanely wealthy and created a standard of living that amazing even for the lower class when compared to the rest of the world.

Also read books on people skills. "the Charisma Myth" and the classic "how to win friends and influence people" are good places to start. You have to deal with people your whole life, it does wonders to be good at dealing with them.

Dude , exact same story here to the T.

Later fixed my life up, learned web development. Work as a freelancer now and got back to university for a Data Science course.

So I am doing project on a full scholarship with 5.0 GPA. Its winning it.

Fix your shit up , then get a GF.

Posting my advice for younger anons.

- Study as hard as you can. Learn a lot OF EVERYTHING, you'll use it someday, even if you think you won't. Math, biology, chemistry, history, etc. Learn a lot, and try to use it in your every day life.

- Don't skip classes. You'll regret not listening that class that you think its boring and useless.

- Make a diary that only you read. Use it for improve yourself, write about how you feel, what you learnt and what you'll want to do, it will shed a light when you're confused.

-Don't waste your time playing videogames. 1 hour daily if you can't leave it it's okay, but playing sports it's 100x better.

- Find 3 hobbies. One that gives you money, other that gives you happiness, one that gives you health. If you find one that gives you the three of them, you win. Now find two more.

- Look everything with objectivity. Your friends, your family, your emotions and thoughts, etc. Train yourself to see things objectively.

- Read. Specially universal literature and philosophy. It won't make you smart, but will make you wiser. You'll notice it in your future, and probably those who sorround you will notice it too.

- Again, don't waste your time, spend it wisely.
If you're in high school or college you probably will have some time free. Find a job for that little time, learn to do tons of things and save money for things that lasts, for example, a car, some nice headphones, a trip with your friends, etc. (see next point)

- Find a way to earn money. Doesn't matter if isn't too much, and learn the uses of money, don't throw it in the sewer by buying alcohol ever weekend or hookers. Save a part of your earnings and plan something big for you.

- Even your family can let you down. It's you versus this world. You're by yourself. Everybody else is busy growing themselves, so, don't mind what other people say about your or what interest you, follow your passions and learn to make money, motivation or health from them.

- Don't isolate yourself. Networking is the future. Make real friends and grow relationships with worth people.

- Always, always be kind. Even if people are not with you. Be kind, but don't be foolish.

- Listen to the great masters of humanity and learn from their teachings. Buddha, Jesus, the pope, the Dalai Lama, etc. You can learn a lot from them. Trust me.

- Your parents can give you advice, but remember, they lived in another times. Not everything they say is right, or true, or valid. However, always appreciate advice from them.

- Avoid smoking. It's not worth it. No, it doesn't make you look cool or rad, probably while you're on college or high school, but it's not worth. Your teeth will turn yellow , your dick will be shorter, and every single cell in your body will resent it.

- Learn how, where and when to drink. Alcohol is good sometimes, but just sometimes. It's a drug, and it can become an addiction easily.

- Weed is okay, but in moderation. That thing won't hurt your body and even less if you vape it, but it can make you idle and lazy if you follow the pattern bored -> weed
Yeah, music sounds great and food tastes like heaven, but watch yourself and learn to quit when you feel like it's becoming addictive.

- ALWAYS USE A CONDOM. ALWAYS. Even if you're hornier than a bull it's always preferable to not have sex than to take care of a baby and leave every single plan you have in mind for your future. If you want to have babies and a family it's okay, but I suggest you to wait until you're 3000% sure and have how to manage a family. Don't trust the bitches, buy the condoms yourself.

- Bros before hoes. Love is amazing, but your true friends will be there forever, until you turn your back on them for a bitch, and some of them can even forgive you.

- Motivate yourself. This life is pointless and that's not necessarily a negative thing, that means you build your own purpose on this life. It's like a sandbox game!

- Sleep well and eat healthy. Your body will thank you.

Why is everyone I know that is ex military unsuccessful and generally a bitch? For one example
>be me 20, in trade school
>easy as fuck
>29yo in my class
>out of military
>has missed over half the classes
>does nothing but smokes weed and sleep in his fucking car when he does show up

College girls on Tinder seem to want to go on a bunch of stupid ass dates and get fed a few times before they're open to being charmed into bed. Okcupid though is great for one-night stands and setting up hookups.

You must leave this place.

don't get married. ever.

Good shit here.

>can’t
No, nigger. You won’t get yourself away from the idea. It’s not that you can’t.

Clawing to keep a bitch in your life that doesn’t deserve to be in it is subhuman levels of beta. If that’s what you want, then do it. But you dare don’t pretend that you don’t have a choice.

You could throw this bitch away then get this new job and have money to go out and meet people that aren’t her. Get your tongue out of her ass and move on JESUS

go out more with friends

forgive more often

eat decent food, do some exercise

try to be friendly to everyone, sure many people are cunts, but life as a way of making them become useful later on.

dont break the law, esp minor shit like shoplifting that crap can come back on years later.

read more, and read better stuff. food for brain

if you dont feel it with your partner and you are like young, it is probably never going to work. you can save yourself a lot of trouble by ending early

that girl/guy that is flirty/friendly is probably into you but just as shy

dont post any extreme political views (or at least lets say out of the mainstream) connected to your name. always someone that screenshoots it.