My wife hates the word pussy. She prefers it be called her twat. I think that sounds worse and hate calling if that...

My wife hates the word pussy. She prefers it be called her twat. I think that sounds worse and hate calling if that. What’s something else that works for y’all?

You should get to the root of why she hates the word pussy. Maybe she was molested.

Says she hates the way it sounds

cunt

Bitch Lasagna

Dick holster

how about her cootch?

>coooterrr
Yeehaw
disgusting slampiggy

Because natural born woman are worthless creatures.

Yeah, there's a reason. People don't just hate things for no reason. Dig deeper.

Just because you're a faggot doesn't mean everyone else should be.

Alternatives to provide to her:
Cooze
Snootch
Cank
splank
Snood
Cunk
Snot pocket
Meat wallet
Banana holster

Incidentally, I don't believe you have a wife OP. I believe this is just another cringey normie circlejerk.

Fish mitten.

I'll be edgy and say....vagina

virginia

t. femanon

Just say gimme some scoop baby. Is it that hard not say pussy, pussy?

Refer to it as a part of her
Don't separate it as it's own noun or entity as it is part of her. Say things like "it feels so good IN YOU" or I "YOU'RE really wet/tight" (as opposed to "your pussy" is so tight) I wanna put my dick IN You as opposed to in your pussy/ twat. It's also a healthier way of thinking about her body.

Dick receptacle
Cock sleeve
Elation station of penetration
The reason your presence is tolerated
Slut hole
Super happy fun penis place
Cunt
Snatch
A place the entire highschool football team frequents

Take your pick!

Nah, I'm a straight man unlike you.

Careful, you humanize it that way.

My wife and I like "vag"- rhymes with "badge"

It's called a strange budday

call her a cunt

Call it her "China"

twat's her problem?

hatchet wound

your wife is a cunt and that is what you should call her and her hole.
let's see those jugs

box is pretty neutral

Beaver......

>being married to a control freak, who's also ugly as all fuck, and has trigger words
superkewlstarrybra

Peach

The bitch wrinkle

let's see more of your whore