>is religious
>chooses to believe in long-haired, faggot jesus
explain this. why not choose a much cooler god?
here's one with four heads and eight fucking sword wielding arms, who rides a liondog. yet you choose to follow a skinny faggot who rides a donkey.
itt: gods that are way cooler than jesus.
There is evidence that Jesus existed.
this
OP is truth.
God is cool
no there isn't. the "evidence" is the bible only. nowhere is the name yeshua ben joseph recorded at the time he supposedly lived. the first records appear more than a century later about this supposed desert wanker.
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most of the celtic pantheon i cool.
Decanel
Decanel is cooler than Jesus.
playing tambourine and holding a hose man?
So'dora is cooler than Jesus. So is Igrinspe.
No one of them used to hang out with prostitutes
I believe in Odin
Yes asatru
Actually no there isnt
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Byron is pretty cool
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Finally someone knows the truth.
alien gods pls
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The best god is Loki, who tied his balls to a fucking goat.
Ensvrimmrt 'rKo'li
All hail Odin.
Death to the ice giants.
B... But Cronus cutted his father balls with a giant sickle. The big splat of blood and sperm created the titans and giants.
My god would wreck your God in a fight
If my god believed in fighting.
Hway O'merik
Hway O'merik was kind of a faggot
My devine dick can give you them offspring you desire. You only need to let me put it in your wife's pusspuss
Xi'aomeru
Hi-anes-u
I'm an atheist too but you're clearly a rebelious edgy teenager who doesn't know fuck all, cause otherwise you'd know Abrahamic myth's got all the best shit.
Seriously, the bibles way weirder than lovecraft. Google pretty much any kind of angel.
THAT IS A GODDAMN PUN
>never read hindu scriptures
>never read buddhist scriptures
>never read shinto scriptures
according to christians, the old testament doesn't count. that's a jew book.
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op i believe in your anus, and there's evidence that your anus existed.
you're right user, the abrahamic shit's crazy.
is... is that trump with his dick out?
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