The ideal Premier League season, with plenty of local derbies and a minimum of meme teams would consist of the following:
Arsenal
Tottenham
Chelsea
West Ham
Crystal Palace
Southampton
Portsmouth
Aston Villa
West Brom
Liverpool
Everton
Manchester United
Manchester City
Bolton
Blackburn
Leeds
Sheffield United
Sheffield Wednesday
Newcastle
Sunderland
actually good, nothing really to greentext
>Aston Villa
>no Burnley
>no Norwich
>no Hull
>no Stoke
>no Middlesbrough
Fuck off OP
>tfw 2 whole seasons without tyne-wear derby
I'm about to end it all 2bh
Literally all memes
>n-next year
>no Wigan
pfffffffffffffffthjhahahahhahah
>no forest
>no direby
>no fulham
dropped
Bolton and Portsmouth are memes.
This. I'd remove Bolton and Blackburn and have Derby and Forest
Where's SOTON, I think they belong to the premier league
>Aston Villa
Replace it with Leicester and we're good
>you
Leicester maybe should be there, but so should Aston Villa. Maybe put in Leicester for Palace.
>no Burnley
le same colours as villa but far less relevant
>no Norwich
le green and yellow kits
>no Hull
le use tigers as mascots, the least english thing to do
>no Stoke
le injure good players and thus ruin future big games
>no Middlesbrough
le not score but not concede, occasionally
All these teams ever do at best is get boring 1-1 or 0-0 draws.
Anything with Leeds in isn't ideal
>crystal palace
>no meme welsh derby
>le injure good players and thus ruin future big games
Eternally bitter Arsenal fan detected.
>Bolton, Blackburn, Sheffield Wednesday
Boring, shitty teams.
Arsenal
Tottenham
Chelsea
West Ham
Crystal Palace
Southampton
Portsmouth
Aston Villa
West Brom
Liverpool
Everton
Manchester United
Manchester City
Nottingham Forest
Leicester
Leeds
Sheffield United
Sheffield Wednesday
Newcastle
Sunderland
I ditched Bolton & Blackburn
Added Leicester and Notts Forest
Another option is to lose Villa & Palace
And add Norwich & Ipswich
or Swansea & Cardiff
Stoke and Leicester now have a fortune to spend. They should be in.
West brom out Birmingham in for the derby with villa. Also Swansea and Cardiff in for Sheffield teams. Other than that perfect
A Premier League without Newcastle is just wrong. Goddammit I miss them.
Please comeback!
>tfw blunderland is relegated and no derby
Millwall in championship soon, in eplel not much later
This season Everton are running away with non-meme Premier League. Top 6 are all memes and all of (you)s know this.
>no Wolves
trash
>sunderland
exblain this meme to me pls