OK, here's a little game we can play: Come up with what you think is a plausible headline of bullshit SJW's may actually try in the future, and the rest of us decide how plausible that may actually be, I'll start:
>University of X posts bans straight white males from eating "ethnic food"
>Yesterday on campus cafeterias and posted among bulletin boards across campus, an official flyer was posted saying that, in response to complaints from colored and concerned white students, white straight males would no longer be allowed to eat anything deemed "ethnic food" on campus lest they be committing hate crimes against colored students and engaging in "cultural appropriation". The flyers also asked any students to look out and report any SMW's seen in public or in dorms eating the wrong foods to then report them to campus authorities. When asked if the flyers were real or fake, the Campus main office did confirm this was a real campus protocol recently enacted, though who authorized it has not been determined yet. Also when asked why the ban was limited to only straight white males and also not female or LGBT Caucasians, an anonymous school representative told the news that "those groups have been historically and currently oppressed and therefore are not members of the oppressive class. This ban is meant to help fix imbalances we see on our campus as far as assisting in ending white male privilege"
