Craigslist story thread

Craigslist story thread
Post experiences from Craigslist
>Sup Forumse me bored and post a ad on Craigslist, this Columbian tranny replies with tit pics and a video cont.....?

>be me
>go on rants n raves
>talk shit to stupid motherfucking right-wingers
>they don't listen and are still fucking stupid

>got an incall handjob from a backpages girl
>not that exciting.

i lost my virginity to a hooker on craigslist

>green text?

Please cont user

I'm too high to make a good greentext. I'll answer general questions.

Same here user

How much was it and what did you do
>also high

So this is the pic she sent and I was bewildered

$40 and i got a blowjob and fucking

>put up add to sell old motorcycle
>guy emails me interested in bike
>set up a time to meet
>guy comes pays me
>give guy bike

I fucked Amanda Bynes attorney

me too

story?

Dubs of truth
>&holyfukk was she doing hard drugs?

>be me bored as fuck
>go on CL personals(strictly platonic)
>meet a chubby bitch from Sacramento
>name is Gina and has big tits
>sends me tit pics and we have phone sex
never fucked because i didnt want to make the drive

>Meet another thick bitch
>starts sending me ass shots
>big smooth ass
This bitch was closer but never fucked her. I mostly just talk to them out of boredom because im married

Give me a brief description and if so, we can swap stories

>be 25 have my 1+ yr long distance relationship end very badly.
>fuck it I'll try to meet someone online and meet to fool around
>browsing Craiglist's Personals women seeking men
>find a post of a 20 year old college chick looking for a sugar daddy in the next town over "cool.jpg
>Respond to her ad she asks for my number. Recive text
>send her photo of me she responds back *she kinda looks Hispanic or something..
>call her and we agree to meet up. She sounds cute.
>ask her what we can do. Says I can play with her boobs. *okay cool*
>drive 50 minutes to next town over at 10 o'clock at night meet at the local sonic
>park my car text her no response
>call her no response *man what fuck wasted my time*
>15 minutes later I get a call it's her. She says she had bad service and she's out in the parking lot looking for me..
>get out she finds me and rushes to give me a hug.*she's a cute light skinned black girl not sure if I should continue...
>she gets in my Jeep asks if I have cash I didn't. Thought it was just going to be fwb not an actually a hooker.
>panic and drive to the grocery store next to sonic. Walk in with her. She goes to the bathroom while I get cash out of the ATM.
>get back in jeep drive around the store plaza looking for a discreet spot
>found a nice area behind a store there's a grass field and a huge pile of dirt.
>drive behind the pile of dirt and turn off the vehicle *look around see nobody
> she climbs to the back seat and removes her top. Her boobs are out.
>I get out and go back there with her and we put the bottom seats down so it's a flat bed,
>she begins to play with my cock and allows me to touch her boobs

Should I continue?

Don't leave us hanging!!

>try to buy fake duck decoys
>the guy was selling them for hunting but I wanted the ducks
>"oh yeah sorry I just sold them but you can have my Winchester 22 for 40 if you want"
>pussy out
>regret that everyday, having a sick gun would be sick

She offered me coke, but I think she was joking. Weird chick, so I had no idea if she was fucking with me 'cuz I was a cop

40 bucks is a steal man

yeah but I haven't got my PAL yet so I didn't want anyone to find it

>started to suck on her nipples as she's stroking my cock
>she gets low and starts sucking on it but stops and asks if I have any std I said no she said no...
>I lay down flat she gets on top of me and starts to put my dick in her tight pussy. *wow this is amazing*
>Try doggy style for a while it's awesome but not enough head room
>she lays down more I ram my cock deep into her and grab her ass.
>I cum inside her pussy. *oh shit*
>she says it's fine she'll take the morning after pill.
>gave her 100$ dropped her back at her car
>that's how I lost my virginity on CL

I've fucked her 3 more times after this. Twice in a hotel and one more in my Jeep. I've used protection on the 2nd time and she swallowed my cum. The other two times I cummed inside her. This all happened in July-August. I'm going to meet her tomorrow

Should I try to get some pictures for you Sup Forumsros?

Ud be a legend

>make ad m4w to give a free massage
>some dude contacts me
>wants me to rub his wife while he's at work
>ok
>sends me directions and time
>arrive a few days later, decent house
>she answers, 6 /10 chubby housewife
>set up table and offer for her to get ready while I use the bathroom
>come out, she didnt use the towel, totally nude
>give her a 45 minute deep tissue
>nice fat tits and ass
>ask if she wants more, she puts my hand on her clit
>finger her for a few, she leads me to the bedroom
>sucks and licks my cock and balls
>gets doggy on the bed
>"before you stick it in, take a pic for my hubby"
>hands me her phone
>take a dozen shots of my cock in and out of that fat puss
>we fuck twice, she's dirty as hell

been doing every friday for four months now.
never seen one sign of her "husband"

Alright I'll post a thread Wednesday like 3am EST if I manage to get some

Nice you too should try to get some pictures. Housewife huh? How old you think she is?

Sounds like a day on Sup Forums too.

She's 38

I posted once asking for men in uniform. I snagged a fat on duty cop which was bliss. On point fetish material.

Now if I post the same ads, they are instantly flagged for removal.

OP? Are you just not gonna deliver? Are you just gonna be a faggot?