/f1/ - Formula 1 General - QT Edition

>Countdown to Bahrain GP sessions:
F1Countdown.com

>Session times in your time:
F1Calendar.com

>/f1/ Fantasy League:
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>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 43 points
=. Lewis Hamilton 43 points
3. Max Verstappen 25 points
4. Valtteri Bottas 23 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 22 points

>News:
Jenson 'Understeer' Button will replace Alonso at the Monaco GP

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1st for VWL

xth for stroll literally buttblasted

T-wing ban pls

VES?

Digits for VWL

Irregular reminder:

There is no Ves only Ver

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand manga

Why are the FP2 times slower this year than last year?

Last year GOATberg did a 1:31.001

>no Victoria video for 2 weeks
come on Vicky you can do better than this

>not shooping lewis as the corpse

Ok Victoria. Relax.

>04
wow it's fucking nothing

>it's a Nico qualifies high and doesn't score any points episode

Goede dag.

There's only one true tricolour wearing VER, and it's not the frog faced boy wonder

inb4 Stroll gets his mummy to rub some owee cream in his bumbum

hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahah

digits and position confirm

Just like your attempts at weight loss.

My number will be the amount of overtakes this w/e

jo estet

nigga that's fucking uruguay

>he doesn't get the reference

Absolute pleb

Absolutely fucked right in his arse on live tele for his nan to see

What would you want?

has the fat greek moved to Uruguay?

>urgay
>grease
Theres a difference, zlatko

Tough times

19 minutes until Formula Kino qualifying

How much powder will stroll need for his bumbum lads?

First for more frog on toad action

Only if she goes deep.

>go to mechanic
>has ass sores or something
>powder falling out of his shorts all over shop floor
>mfw he didn't fix the problem and his ass powder was all over my shoes

>Ted just asked how much, about the damage done to Verstappen's car
Holy shit Ted, calm your genes.

>"Wehrlein doesn't know what Wehrlein's doing, so don't worry about him."

Have we had it confirmed that Ted is a Jew or not?

>MAX COULDA DIED

cmon Ted

I guess so.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kravits

What the fuck is Dan talking about?

It is 100% confirmed

>Ted Kravitz (born Theodore Joseph Nathaniel Slotover[1][2] 21 March 1974[3] in Hammersmith, London) is a British Formula One pit-lane reporter working on Sky Sports F1
>The Kravitz name comes from his mother's side of the family; his parents are Robert and Jill (née Kravitz) Slotover.
>Kravitz Name Meaning Jewish (eastern Ashkenazic)
>Jewish last names starting with S: Slotover
>Joseph and Nathaniel are common Jewish names
>Jews have those sex-repellent curly hairs
>Jews run the world and have subverted most Western nations to self-destruct
>gas the kikes, race war now

>calling someone out for no dubs on a VWL post
>trip 5s

VWL is back on lads

What the fuck?

anyone got a stream for Formula 2 Kino?

969dbafa76bbd0ca37d73629f392c83fcf9cc295

>Jews have those sex-repellent curly hairs
I disagree

Jew-girls are qt as fuck my nigga

>I'm in so much pain
- L. Stroll, 2017

this would be fuckin tops if you got the right flag, Zoltan

Aly Raisman, mahn.

no picture but wallah she's fine

What if McLaren doesn't take Alonso back after Monaco?

thanks senpai

then he will roam around the paddock, hungry for blood

i am a newfag when it comes to F2

what are the top teams?

which drivers are good?

this is the first GP weekend of the season right?

...

I prefer my Jews more Jewey.

But otoh, you're not wrong

They are both lazy and brown, no one cares.

you're both fucking disgusting

Will he get screwed again this year boys?

>what are the top teams?
All of them but mostly ART, Prema and DAMS

>which drivers are good?
All of them apart from Coletti, Cecotto and Canamasas

>this is the first GP weekend of the season right?
Yes.

>MEMEALOV

bringing the bants already

Hungary in charge of flags

You people even watching the QF or just shitposting?

This commentator being this TERRIFIED to say "GP2"

Isn't NATO like, 40?

>Raikkonen
>Alonso
>Vettel

Greatest F2 gen ever.

24

>AMX 9 tenths off RIC
what's his excuse this time? the T wing cucking from BOT happened after they both set their quickest laps.

>>Alonso

Form la 3 engine
Form la 3

Boullier basically admitted they're letting him do Indy to try and keep him at McLaren

>So, I asked McLaren racing director Eric Boullier whether the Indy thing was part of a bigger picture to keep Alonso at McLaren - to do Indy and Le Mans with them.

>He said: "Why not? Everyone has to use their own tricks when negotiating."

bbc.in/2oeQBVB

Oh wait, it's still GP3, isn't it.
>FIA in charge of naming tiers.

I don't understand. It says F2 but half of those drivers are not in F2.

And it can't be an old photo because they've only just called it F2.

Did their graphics just fuck up?

carful lad, Heiko 'der Masslose' might strike you down.

Yes, graphics fuck up.

>"Everyone has to use their own tricks when negotiating."

"Fernando, if you promise to stop trying your toys out of the pram, we'll let you play in an IndyCar"

Driving a little cart around a track is not a sport.

There is nothing wrong with FOMs graphics!

@75228012
thanks for the daily reminder

Do you have nice grass in your area?

MALBUNER CAR!!!!!!!!!

Fair

Sometimes he has irrationally thrown his toys out the pram, at McLaren in 2007 and Ferrari. But nowadays I think his anger is justified.

Yeah I saw that at the time and wondered how it was possible to fuck the graphics up so badly.

does F2 also have the Q1 Q2 Q3 qualifying?

The color is absolute GOAT but all Richard Mille watches have hideous faces. Like why can't those guys make a regular clock

>trying

Fuck I'm tired.

>that helmet

And we thought Lewis was bad...

anyone got torrents for FP1 and FP2?

No. 30 minute session.

nope it's just one 30 minutes session and the results are the final grid

i honestly prefer that to the current F1 qualifying format 2bh

it's just there to artificially create suspense

Slow night Bahama bro?

Pretty retarded to have the graphic say Q1 then.

they just fixed it, now it only says Q

>FOM confirmed for lurking /f1/

has he finally run out of ricciardo images?

Indeed, wagon wheel

Richard Milles look okay. Some are quite garish though.

Maybe go for a Hublot, they're a bit more svelte and understated.

It's funny how Hublots are basically everywhere in the world of football - so many managers and players wear them.

So is GP2 LWL?

>I got tired of being second at Racing Engineering only way to beat Prema is to join Arden
>GP3 ENGINE
>Who knows, I could go to Prema next year
>I'm skipping Monaco to go race at the coca-cola 600 it will be a great challenge to me

someone redpill me on F2
not really, I just don't feel like going through the folder for each post right now
would you like me to?

Tbh one hour free qualifying would be pretty boring with all teams turning up their engines to the max in the last 10 minutes.
F1 needs more commercial breaks for the sponsors so a three part quali is mostly justified. It's fun to see if someone will put in an amazing lap and get into q3 even if the most they can get in the last session is p10

Have sex, Keith.

Also WHY does he now resize images and put a shitty white border around them? So fucking dumb.

SWEDEN

YES