I was raised to be a genius. My parents forced me to flip through the pages of Newton's Principia when I was 2. I've been to the world's museums, and have been mentored by some of the wisest and most intelligent people in the world. I have been trained in philosophical thinking, mathematics, science of all kinds, music, art, etc. A literal super-man, my brain outweighs the collective intelligence of most of the population.
Ask a real genius anything.
Also, if you'd like to be mentored by me, leave your email below. My rate is $300 per 1 hour session.
Ryder Cox
my dad fucks me while i sleep
Dylan Ross
Seek help
Camden Peterson
Prove it
Nathan Gomez
Hi. Why haven't you killed yourself for being such a nigger faggot kike, OP?
Levi Russell
Shitty bait, if you were really a genius you wouldn't post about it on Sup Forums.
Noah Reed
Checked
Brandon Sanders
I would like to be mentored by you, but I can't afford $300. Would you be willing to accept $150 for a 30 minute session instead?
Ryder Sanders
That's funny. The guy put letters in math. What a moron.
Michael Moore
kek
Carson Sanchez
>Ask a real genius anything. With everything you've listed there, how did you still become a gigantic faggot?
Isaiah Evans
Too full of yourself... No genius call himself a genius; just fags do it.
Nolan Sanders
haven't you ever seen any of the IQ threads on here?
everyone who comes to Sup Forums is a genius apparently
except for Sup Forums, they are all mentally disabled
Alexander Ortiz
I personally know celebrities that post on Sup Forums, although they don't reveal themselves.
Daniel Thompson
Only true genius in recent years that I've heard of committed suicide to donate his organs.
why didn't you do that? Would have been a better use of yourself.
Andrew Flores
>I personally know celebrities that post on Sup Forums
Jack Reed
so...further proof that idiots post on Sup Forums?
Brandon Young
You may have been raised a genius from birth, got your intelligence from books, and received your various degrees, but I have one trick up my sleeve even you will be forced to submit to and humbly beg at my feet for guidance.
I watch Rick and Morty.
Easton Peterson
My networth is over $230m. ama
Adrian Jenkins
Bullshit, the next thing you are going to claim is that you have engaged in heterosexual intercourse.
is that curly L thing supposed to be for a Laplace transform function? haven't seen it in a while, might be something else but it came to mind
I recognized everything else, not too bad
Noah Brown
ok i will, this should be very enlightening.
perhaps I can teach you a thing or two as well. like how to poo in the loo
Lincoln Cruz
Alright I'll bite explain to me why I need a PdCl2 catalyst for a wacker oxidation why can't it be replaced by another catalyst and if it can be replaced then by which one and why answer this and I'll pay $400 an hour for several sessions
Gavin Foster
>raj POO!
Carter Perez
You mean the zeta function?
Jack Fisher
I like to compare to a DMT trip: it will change your life.
Nathan Howard
>why can't it be replaced by another catalyst because nothing wacks off an alkene like palladium infused carbon
Isaac Nguyen
>zeta function no the one that looks like an I
Colton Peterson
>My rate is $300 per 1 hour session How much does that cost if you convert to microwave time?
Jayden Williams
Nobody believes you and you're a flaming faggot. If you really were a genius you wouldn't be making these faggoty threads and surfing these shitty faggot sites.
Cool. I recommend the OP! Post your email guys, and send him your cash!!
Jordan Reed
sorry faggot for 3 small i can fuck a top tier escort
Adam Wilson
im supposed to believe a pajeet is anything but a street shitting faggot?
Sebastian Cruz
That's not the OP. C'mon though, Ramanujan was a God.
Jose Perry
>Cool. I recommend the OP! Post your email guys, and send him your cash!! nothing fishy here
Oliver Torres
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Brandon Collins
How many girls have you fucked Genius?
Gavin Carter
>raised to be a genius more like raised to be a mental midget
Matthew Wilson
Wat bout Ni? Au Ti S Ti c
David Torres
>What is a number in your opinion? >Is perception dictated by external experience, do you think we truly think freely? >Do you think Darwinism explains the emergence of consciousness in the past 100,000 years? Do you have any theories on alternate explainations? >What field should i go into if I am interested in philosophy but want to making a living wage?
Jose King
This guy's the smart one lol
Logan Campbell
I thought he was a good mentor
Leo Diaz
You neglected to list fat virgin
Caleb Miller
superman isn't hyphenated
Jason Cruz
As an autistic schizophrenic that thinks in a way most don't understand; fuck you you attention seeking faggot
Lucas Brooks
>LOG
Cooper Watson
M-M-Morty, you *BUUUUUURP* You gotta put forced memes WAAAAAAAAAY up into your butthole, Morty... *BEEELCH* Then I gotta use the Deus Ex Portal Gun to g-get The Maguffin all within a thirty m-minute timeslot with plenty of *BURRRRP* Fourth Wall Br-Breaks...
But in all honesty, it's a good show for Nu-Adult Swim. It lightly touches topics and uses material at such a rapid rate it might burn out before its time. In the end, it's a show for casuals who think they're hardcore.
Rick and Morty is the cartoon equivalent of renaming regular condoms to "Magnums" to feed egos and boost numbers. They serve their purpose, but also boost your ego if you're easily influenced. Basically, decent show, shitty fanbase.
Ethan Mitchell
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Michael Mitchell
grandiose manic episode?
Chase Jones
>As an autistic schizophrenic LOLLLLL
Jayden Watson
kek
Daniel Perry
I bought a session with OP. Life changing. Worth the $300, imo.
Benjamin Howard
It's a hell of a combo
Dominic Robinson
That pic - no, I start panicking, and it feels weird. Most autists are schizos, including myself.
Carter Torres
I wouldn't say that. Not 100% on the autist thing though I am just severely lacking in empathy and social awareness, could be a product of schizo.
Keep trying to meditate though user, it's like natures lsd. A microdose anyway.
Benjamin Johnson
How? Blowjobs?
Ryder Cruz
>Ask a real genius anything. >lurking in Sup Forums
Isaac Myers
He invested in gay butt machines.
Robert Williams
i want one
Jaxon King
Why ow in mouth when soup hot?
Xavier Peterson
and now you're both a liar and a virgin. how's life treating you?
Joshua Turner
Can you integrate x per Ln(x)?
Aaron Thomas
He's not a liar. I did a session with him. Dude is smart as fuck, and I'm a phd
Evan Johnson
My car has integrated Bluetooth
Parker Ramirez
I'm calling it, this is gonna be the new copypasta
Liam Sanders
Anybody that smart would know enough to avoid this place
Henry Reed
>I was raised to be a genius. My parents forced me to flip through the pages of Newton's Principia when I was 2. I've been to the world's museums, and have been mentored by some of the wisest and most intelligent people in the world. I have been trained in philosophical thinking, mathematics, science of all kinds, music, art, etc. A literal super-man, my brain outweighs the collective intelligence of most of the population.
Matthew Bailey
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. >Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Isaac Anderson
2+2=4 What kind of fool are you?
Josiah Ramirez
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Luis Green
The popo came to my house and lynched me for copypasta
Jack Evans
best way to quit bad habits? Like smoking, eating junk etc
Wyatt Sullivan
AHAHAH Wubbalubadubdub amirite? Everyone remember to get shwifty roflmao ^_^
Cameron Wood
why your penis is so tiny imtoosmart3u@hotmail
Angel Scott
Unfortunately IQ is generally unchangable. Raising your IQ is like trying to install windows 10 on the world’s first computer...software keeps advancing, but with shitty hardware you can only do anything to a certain extent, no matter how much more advanced the information keeps getting.
Gavin Jones
If this post is unironic then please eat 25,000 thumbtacks.
Ryder Taylor
Raised to be a genius gaHYOOK look At me ma showing my maaad intellectual heft on Sup Forums are you proud of me?
