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/cel/

suck 'n fuck edition

I'm starting to get jealous of sexy celebs. :c

Last thread got out of hand. Just 2 Sup Forumsros having some beers and watching Emma Watson get blacked.

There's plenty of hard cock to go around, don't worry.

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Where's big cock Taybro?

She fuels my sissy urges

Jealous of what?

he said he might be homeless soon, I hope it's not true :(

Hello~!

Anyone in SF want to edge to celebs?

Exactly
Too many lewd anons

Not him but maybe mine is big enough?

Dsl

>ywn do this for another user

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Yes things got kinda lewd quickly. Back to watching Emma blacked

But I want them on demand whenever I want. Even just if a big dick user was relaxing in bed after work lying on his back I was caressing his hardness with my mouth and tongue and taking away all his stress. :c

I'm just going to try to get the thought out of my head for now.

That's me, and I half decided yesterday that I was going to stay here and if I became homeless here I would turn my bus ticket money into beer money and kill myself. :c

Do what?

More Jane Levy leaked nudes please mr. fourchan the legendary hacker, thank you.

I didn't know you swung that way, Taybro

I need someone like you near me

Do people actually meet up IRL from this?

This place is seriously getting too gay for me

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iktf

VJbro or Taybro we've all been friends for too long to talk like this

I just want to her pussy get stretched

He's at the end of his rope user. Just let him lick your cock a little bit.

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She is better blonde imo

I just posted it just to be nice but no response.

I heard there were vids?

Elizabeth olsen HOT
Victoria Justice HOT
Emma Watson NOT HOT
Taylor Swift NOT HOT
NOT HOT
Judy Garland NOT HOT
Emma Stone NOT HOT

this is now a YLYL thread, get your normie shit out of here

I don't know if I'm the Tayfriend you're thinking of, I'm BD Tay user and I've been this way on here for awhile now. I've liked cocks for years now. :c

;___;

It's okay now, I got it out of my system for tonight. ;___;

Same. No better place to sign her up than blacked for that.

Yes, I know you BD. I've just never seen you be so openly gay. Usually you write such good erotica I just assumed. My b.

Where from user?

You didn't even respond to my dick pic. >:(

so no one noticed a new Jane levy nude randomly dropped in the last thread?

Kik? Discord?

Ylyl? I'm here!

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She's not very popular around here

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Her back is lewd AF and i cant take my eyes off how sexy her form is here

Hellp Robertsfag

Doed your autism drive you to flood the thread again?

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That's part of the reason why I can write so good, because I think of it from both sides, I can put myself in her shoes and what I would want I write into the story.

I live in a very small town in Canada.

Sorry.

I don't use those. I've snapped out of it for now and don't want to get into it anymore.

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I'm not autistic faggot
I'm borderline case

Guess my dick doesn't look good..

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Would she she be able to handle that footlong guy from blacked?

Do you do sissy fantasies?

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Ever done anything lewd in real life to celebs?

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Please roberts user

I am just trying to cum to celebs. Spam is no fun

Kek, you're as retarded and autistic as they come

Do your family a favor and end it

I was also trying to last thread but herman fucked it up again

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I'd let you blow me, BD

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You are Herman

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>attempting to reason with the mentally ill

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Cant we just all agree to be herman and jack off to our own shit? Spam just fucks up threads

>You are Herman
Wrong.

The main Herman of the celeb thread is a samefagging autistic pedophile NEET beware of his posts, he likes Disney stars (especially underage girls) his posts:
>Francesca Capaldie (ginger girl) 13 years old - 2017
>Millie Bobby Brown 13 years old - 2017
>Rowan Blanchard 16 yo - 2017
>Mackenzie Foy 17 yo - 2017 (mostly)
>G Hannelius 18 yo - 2017
>Peyton List 19 yo - 2017
>Dove Cameron 21 yo - 2017
>Victoria Justice a.k.a stutterfag spam
>Taylor Swift (one of them) example, using a celeb as a guise for a gay circle jerk fest
These actresses' ages were all listed conveniently on a simple disney star Google search under "people who like this also search for.."
Ignore his pedo-lewding samefagging it happens a lot.
Please report any rule violations for underage girls and make celeb threads a better place for everyone.

Maybe too much for her. I'd like to see her take the more normal looking sized dudes from there. Ones that look proportional anyways lol It should be romantic and erotic while she gets stretched and cums all over his cock.

He exclusively jacks off to horse hooves I am afraid

All these replies are making me uncomfortable. I'm bailing out till this all blows over.

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fffuck
I just want to shoot on her back or ass so bad

>chad being lewd

what de fugg

>You are Herman
Wrong

Herman is some autistic deviant who was spending every waking hour on here shitting the place up. He would start most of the celeb threads for the express purpose of trying to create a circle jerk because he is a huge faggot that is only interested in user's dicks and not the girls in the pics he is posting.

Sorry BD :( feel better pls

>Herman is some autistic deviant who was spending every waking hour on here shitting the place up.
So, you?

>You are Herman
Wrong again

The main Herman of the celeb thread is an autistic NEET shut-in:
His posts =
>stutterfag spammer/VicJustice >Mackenzie Foy 17 years old - 2017
>Francesca Capaldie 13 years old - 2017
>Tayanon (one of them) as a homosexual circlejerk under the guise of a female celebrity
>Millie Bobby Brown 13 years old - 2017
>G Hannelius
>JJ
>impersonates Robertsfag by spamming spiderman, while requesting Emma R to be posted, fooling anons into believing it's actually Robertsfag
>does double bluff troll spamming horses when Robertsfag posts Emma R to trigger him, perpetuating a spam cycle
Typically, the NEET Herman's autism is triggered when other anons ignore him and he begins his troll posts/spam
Any questions?

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Last time I checked I didn't post taylor swift or vic justice to have a homo-erotic fantasy
Neither do I post underage girls and samefag pedo-lewd them

Throbbing for this, which emma?

Even the normal ones are pretty big.
Yeah, wouldn't want to see Emma in too much pain.

Kys

But you do mindlessly post spam due to your crippling autism and mental illness, all because you are obssessed with a horse

Sissy here ready to pleasure you anons in here. Which celeb pics shall fuel my faggotness

Holy fuck, this pic..

Just want her to be pleasured like never before. The skin color contrast and her riding that huge bbc. She might even get caught up in the moment and call him a nigger.

Neck yourself foot fag, you're a freak

I am BORDERLINE autistic you stupid little lowlife watsonfucktard
Stop calling my best Emma a horse and proceed to an hero immediately

Stay mad faggot

best emma

I want to get a handful so bad