What is best in life, Sup Forums?

What is best in life, Sup Forums?

Drugs.

My dog

Painting a cervix with cum

/thread

...This.

Drugs or riding bikes.
Can't decide which...

Painting a cervix with cum, on drugs.

Also the feeling of being better than somebody at something, because you worked harder for it.

Mostly cumming and drugs though.

Working hard towards something and then finally achieving it. Helping someone else realise their goal. Drugs come a close second

Sex is great too but it's in the same vein as eating, shitting and pissing.

Being married to someone who truly loves you and supports you. That's been my favorite thing in life.

Love is an illusion to keep people together long enough to raise children. You don't love your companion, you're just terrified of being alone.

edgy

In case anyone is wondering whomst the girl is in the webm, it's Jayden James.

the open steppe fleet horse falcons at your wrist and the wind in your hair

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

kyllä

its such a powerful illusion its reduced you to not even considering it and resorting to name calling.

The only correct answer

money and health

kek

You know what's even better? Being better at something than someone who tried much harder than you.

i know that feeling and appreciate how good it feels but when you think about doesnt it just mean you're a bit insecure in yourself and need to see someone else fail just to validate yourself?

It doesn't feel as good though unless you just hate the shit out of them.

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women. Faggot.

Truly one of the great pleasures in life, along with working hard

Orgasms and Ice Cream.

Pistachio.

Yup

is this a quote from rick and morty?

Exerting your dominance over your fellow man and looking them dead in the eyes as cum inside their wife

No it's just my view on what love is. People treat it as being its own separate entity, when all it really is is a stronger version of 'like'. The reason the qualities people have exist today is because at some point they were useful for survival. Those with no fear died off, those with who didnt mate or couldnt support their children died off.

'Love' is a worldwide phenomenon that doesnt have to be learned. Its exists to keep people together. It is so strong that it also exists outside of scenarios where it is needed. For example; homosexuality.

I know i'm being cynical about it and im not trying to act like im immune to its effects or that anyone who is guided by it is 'wrong'

>I rely on dick and farty to seem intelligent

the fact that you can hide shitty threads easily.

> i jump to conclusions and blindly accept what other people have said in order to contribute to discussions

so you would concede it's an overwhelmingly positive thing for both individuals and the progress of the species as whole regardless of it's mechanisms.

For me, the best feeling is spending time with my boyfriend. Going out places with them, siteseeing, taking walks, cooking for them and seeing them enjoying it so much like there's no tomorrow

The fact that you knew that coming in here and still came in here

Man you haven’t experienced grief have you?

Only mild variants of it. Pets dying, grandparents dying, friends parents dying and a couple of intense heartbreaks when I was younger.

>you're a sheep farty, a sheep who blindly follows others
Still sounding awful familiar there Dick

The positives outweigh the negatives, yeah.

psychedelics and crack

keep up the projection pal, its a good look for you!

Fag

>dick and farty
Literally my jam right thurr

Nope, just a femanon

Double faggot. No-one cares you have a vagina

I too enjoy pistachio orgasms

Yes I'm the one who's projecting, not the one who just wrote I can't find a girlfriend so fuck love the novel

Fag

>)
Hear, hear

sauce

you did nothing but prove my point. i never said 'i cant find a girlfriend' and i never said im immune to its effects. i typed all that because im procrastinating.

i have a gf and im banging 2 other girls on the side. i can't imagine you'll believe me. i look forward to your next post im sure it's going to be exciting and informative.

Drunk cigs

I was providing context retard, though I am biromantic

It is absolutely crippling, like a wound that will never heal. I Can’t really describe it.

> though I am biromantic
You literally cant make a single post without talking about yourself

Its the same as physical pain but it starts in the gut and spreads all over. It comes in waves and just when you think its under control it comes back again.

To show some are not like everybody else.

Experiences. No matter what they are, they are best.

You don't understand how communication works do you? I replied what's the best feeling for me and I was just called a fag so I went to explain I'm a femanon. No wonder you have so little friends in real life. You don't understand social cues at all

Power you loser

*Losers

you dont understand how an anonymous messaging board works at all do you. your eyewatering soppy luvyduvy bullshit renders you a fag regardless of your gender.

Its illusionary

death

>I didn't say I can't find a girlfriend
>love is an illusion to keep people together to raise children
No user, love isn't an illusion, you don't feel it at the moment because you can't get a gf so you make the excuse that it's an illusion to make yourself feel better, thus projecting and making it obvious you can't get a gf,were love just an illusion everybody would break up the second the kids are raised, I never claimed you were immune to its effects I claimed you're not in love at the moment so you don't like the idea of love
>I was just procrastinating
>I can't imagine you'll believe me
>all the damage control
I'm not sure you even believe yourself user

Sorry was in another thread so I forgot to reply femanon
Fag

Fag

Family :)

Hot water, good dentistry, and soft lavatory paper.

The initial shock and denial of what just happened.

Love
Sex
Drugs
Spiteing someone (not sure on actual spelling of to spite someone)
In that order

It's spiting, I too am a big fan, but I prefer smiting

> you don't feel it at the moment because you can't get a gf

Did you ignore my post? I have one. You then repeat yourself

> were love just an illusion everybody would break up the second the kids are raised

Exactly the opposite of this as I set out above. Love keeps people together regardless of producing children.

> so you don't like the idea of love
I never said I don't enjoy it (this is partly what I meant by 'immune to its effects'). Being unaware or not being critical of the things you experience and enjoy is stupid

> damage control
you can believe me or not. i have no reason to lie on an anonymous board.

this message board is for new ideas and fun stuff, not your boring whiney life blog.
fuck off cunt fag

to smote is best

Simplicity.

Want to hang out?
No, I don't feel comfortable with that.

Why are you treating me like someone else?
Because you're my ex!

Why are you hitting me?
Because that's all I know!

If people didn't hide how they felt, more than half of life's problems would be solved!

pussy and deep thought

True love is real, lots of love isnt true

Watching the enemy being driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of their women.

To Crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

good effort, you tried

traps

Painting your ex gf's little sister's cervix with cum as revenge.

You saying you have a girlfriend and you having one are 2 different things, most people on this board are 7 feet tall ripped dudes with 14 inch dicks until you see them in real life
>love keeps people together regardless of children

>Love is an illusion to keep people together long enough to raise children. You don't love your companion, you're just terrified of being alone.
Pick one and only one m8

>not being critical or being unaware of things you experience and enjoy is stupid

It is but your only being critical and aware up to a certain point
>love is an illusion to keep people together long enough to raise children. You don't love your companion, you're just terrified of being alone.
This is the line where you crossed awareness and criticalness into bitterness

>you can believe me or not. i have no reason to lie on an anonymous board.
Neither does anyone else Rick but they still do

Wubalubacumtub amirightmorty

A-fucking-nal

Cuck

fpbp

> Pick one and only one m8
Love keeps people together to raise children, that is why it exists today but its effects are so prevalent it ALSO plays a part in relationships where children aren't a factor.

> It is but your only being critical and aware up to a certain point
And what point is that? What else should I consider?

> This is the line where you crossed awareness and criticalness into bitterness
ok whats your point? i've already acknowledged i'm being cynical about the whole thing.

> continued rickandmorty spiel
at this point im starting to think you're a little obsessed.

anyway i gotta go but good talk tho. made me think about what i believe in a little so hats off to you for that at least.

Conan!!! What is best in life?

Being healthy and financially secure. Which means that I can take three weeks off next month to enjoy the holidays. And have days where all I do is smoke a bowl, play some video games, walk the dog, go for a trail run, and then have a nice dinner out with the wife and a good fuck afterward. Heaven is here at my house on the mountain.

to simply be. to be one with nature. to respect yourself and others, and learn in the moment, and not the past or future. to be able to give love without needing it back, if we could all do that.... i wonder how life could possibly be.