Im arab and my gf is white meeting parents soon what should I do

im arab and my gf is white meeting parents soon what should I do

Tell them you'll be taking her with you to Syria soon. To "help" some friends there.

brace for cultural questions and overused jokes

Try remembering NOT to rape her in front of them
Fuck it, even if you do, they'll stay quiet for fear of being called "islamophobic biggots" lol.
Just do whatever you want brother, all is well with white people

So do you mean you want to know how to make your father approve of your girlfriend?

Wrap that head in a scarf, have her not speak until spoken to.

Denounce Islam and the false prophet Muhammad.

>strap clock and carrots to chest under clothes
>scream, its just a prank bro while getting shot

Eat bacon.

Don't steal anything

She's fat isnt she?

LOL

I second this.

Scream at her mom for being in the same room as you

>raping your daughter has been a far better sexual experience than the goats in my homecountry. oh but how i miss samantha, she was the finest goat in the village

i'd rather rape that pig..

Wear a backpack with wires sticking out of it. When you shake her father's hand the first thing you say is praise be to Allah the one true God.

Casually mention your harlem

Why is a child on that poster? Oh wait... Muslim men are pedophiles, child molesters, mother fuckers, sister fuckers, and goat fuckers.

Blow their car up when they get in it to solve your problem.

>Muslim men are pedophiles, child molesters, mother fuckers, sister fuckers

fuck, aren't we all a bit muslim then?

Sneak random quiet allu akbars in to sentences while you talk

Put your backpack in the corner, try to be sneaky about it but make sure everyone notices.
Stare at the clock constantly, ask what the time is.
>suddenly run out screaming allahu akbar

heres some advice from a fellow muslim
>jump onto the table and yell allu akbar in your most thick accent, works everytime

just because hes an arab dosent make him a muslim you racist fucks

too savage

if youre serious just try nnt to act or sound like one of your sand nigger brethren. Do whatever you can to distance yourself.