Here's a little back story of how I got the message, a very good looking 9/10 girl gave this message to me, she told me that the message contains information about her feeling towards me. I would appreciate it, if Sup Forums helps out
Ethan Martinez
Hanging around for epic keks when op finds out some bad news. I can already feel the thunderous laugh building up
Anthony Harris
Someone translate, so I can laugh at op.
Jackson Davis
timestamp OP or tits, you know the rules you fag
Grayson Cooper
What makes you think op is a chick?
Ayden Moore
I know how to read kirilica, but I barely understand any russian, but I'm pretty sure the last word is faggot. I'm not even joking, Literally can't understand any of it except for the last word which is faggot.
Julian Jones
OP here, I hope it contains a joke, than she talks about how she likes me, is that why you guys are laughing? She winked at me when she gave me the message.
Henry Collins
OH SHIT! LOL!!!! I KNEW THIS WAS COMING!! LOOOOOOL I am laughing a mighty, thunderous laugh. Zeus would be proud!
Blake Morris
see for yourself op
James Richardson
That's probably where the joke part is, I need someone to translate it for me, i need to understand what it say
Matthew Price
Its gibberish. Random Russian words, must be google-translated English.
Aiden Thomas
OH GOD DAMNIT!! LORD KEK SMILES AT ME TODAY.
Jayden Garcia
It looks like a combination of pedik and suka to me, does anyone know if thats a thing? fagcunt?
Gavin Flores
Oh really? That sucks.
Gabriel Harris
MY SIDES ARE VANQUISHED! Op uses secret message, and it's super effective!
Leo Cox
Asked russian guy in class. he told me it is about her pussy
Hunter Barnes
This is going into my screenshots of funniest Sup Forums moments that I've witnessed.
Jacob Richardson
it's not, the weird backwards N thing is actually an i, so the word is pediki, which is some for of faggot. Might actually be the plural of faggot - faggots?
Hunter Stewart
Original text must be > my dear comrade > i hope you > have happy > ... something about evil capitalist pigs > I wish you luck, you > trap > loving fag. No way Russan wrote this, бaзapю.
William Ross
Kek russians have many ways of saying faggot.
Levi Sullivan
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Cameron Smith
Oh God damn! Oh my God.
Levi Bailey
>doesn't know what пpинocющaя means >thinks himself fit to judge anybody's Russian knowledge
Cooper Carter
nah, russians have different ways of saying basically all words. Different ends in words are used in different contexts (like for example singular and plural have different endings). It's pretty common in most languages. I mean plural/singular shit is also used in english (faggot vs faggots)
Matthew Myers
мoй дopoгoй тoвapищ я нaдeюcь чтo y вac ecть cчacтливaя блaгoдapнocть, пpинocящaя c этими злoбными кaпитaлиcтичecкими cвиньями, я жeлaю вaм yдaчи вaм в лoвyшкy любящeгo пeдикa Author never studied Russian, it must be machine translation.
Jack Wilson
Now thats just disappointing.But thanks for the info.
Angel Gonzalez
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Jonathan Moore
You are referring to grammatical cases, which are a completely different category from grammatical number. God, being monolingual must hurt.
Luke Wright
I am a friend of mine I trust that y vac ect caccatlivaya bless, with these evil capitalistically by the swine, I wish you should go to lion loving fagot
Elijah Butler
I am a friend of mine I trust that y vac ect caccatlivaya bless, with these evil capitalistically by the swine, I wish you should go to lion loving fagot Does it look this stupid to you in russian?
Jacob Cooper
Пoyчи мeня гpaммaтикe, блядинa.
Jayden Smith
Op, you're killing me. I might have lost a pound just by laughing so much at your dismay.
Aiden Lewis
I thought Russian basically has no grammar, so just translating word for word should give clues to what she means...
Logan Reed
I'm not even monolingual, and my first language actually uses the same shit (grammatical cases), I just didn't know what it was called in english. And yeah, I know it's different from plural/singular, but I just wanted to say that in general different endings to a word doesn't actually mean that it's a different word.
Ethan Russell
Not op friend, I was disappointed at something else. But I get and share the sentiment.
Nicholas Cox
That's actually vocabulary, not grammar. Иди нaхyй, дypaк.
Kayden Sanders
Removing the random enters seems to me like it fixes the translation just a little I am a friend of mine I hope that you will find a good deal that is associated with these evil capitals, I want you to go to the lion loving fagot
Connor Lewis
Then we are brother's in kek.
Carter Sanchez
But who is....the the lion loving fagot.
Adam Price
Oh, yeah, but it's important to tell them apart because words words in singular and plural often get different endings in the same case. Have to keep our, nomenclature straight, someone might have to learn Russian from this thread in case the world ends and the only database left is the Sup Forums archive.
Fucking google, I was trying to follow your argument, but I guess I overastimated googles translating power. >Do not worry about the pals. my ass
Samuel Clark
>someone might have to learn Russian from this thread in case the world ends and the only database left is the Sup Forums archive. I mean if the world ends I'm pretty sure learning russian might not be the most important thing to do. Also yeah, I fucked up, because I thought the pic read pediki (which would be the plural form), but it actually sayd pedika, though I'm not sure what that actually implies, since it's been quite a few years since I llearned all that shit (hell, even then I didn't really care)
Noah Turner
Include me in the screenshot
Jonathan Brooks
OP is lying, look at the sheet behind it. It shows the trace of OP's writing. OP wrote this
Elijah Evans
dubs, lord kek blesses this post. Check 'em
Wyatt Barnes
Pedika is Pedik in accusative case. Шляпa пeдикa = fag's hat, hat of a faggot. Author of OP's letter fucked up the cases, making text impossible to translate.
Landon Fisher
>mfw OP faked a girl passing him a letter and samefagged the majority of this thread. Are you unemployed OP?
Xavier Allen
Oh fuck....oh fuck...!!! LOOOOL
Camden Bell
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Evan Morris
Op is a faggot its not even a girl's hand writing...
Ryder Moore
FAG HAT!! SHE SAID FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAGGOT HAT, OP.
IM DYING! LOOOL.
Brody Myers
young newfag detected
Brayden Ortiz
not been round long then eh
William Wilson
...I am not op and I dont know how you came to that conclusion. How does, me asking a russian guy about google translate suggest that I wrote the latter/ samefag. Btw no shit hes samefagging. >52 / 16 / 16 / 1
Josiah Scott
(You)
Jacob Stewart
To the lion of babylon OP, of you go faggot.
Joseph Foster
Couple of years. I just recently had the idea to start screenshot shit like this, though because literally no one makes screencapes anymore, and a lot of funny shit disappears into Keke's asshole forever. So many Luls lost. Someone has to document things like this. Op getting called a faggot by a girl he likes.
Jack Walker
He obviously rewrote it from some screencap as she winked him after sending it. OP don't know about Unicode.
Ian Phillips
I am thoroughly enjoying this thread.
Luke Hughes
I'm the Russian guy (maybe not the only Russian ITT) and I'm unemployed.
Luke Collins
OP here, So I'm pretty sure this message does not contain anything good about me, anyways here's a picture of me, you guys still think I have a chance? Dam, she probably talking about my trap fetish
John Foster
Native Russian fag reporting in. Here is the translation. My dear comrade, i hope that you have a happy thankfulness, that brings with these angry capitalist pigs, i wish you luck you in a trap loving faggot. Translated it as close tho original as possible, yes, it doesn't make sense in russian either. Author of this letter is a western spy, op is a fag. Case closed.
Aiden Russell
>underage & /b reported
Grayson Ross
OP here, those are not me, here's my proof
Leo Evans
HOLY FUCK LOOOOL.
Carter Smith
wow you're new. There's litterly a chan history wiki and only the most epic gets recorded in the tablets.
1. timestamp to show that's a real request 2. read chan rules
you in the other hand, are a waste of oxygen. Laters fag
Cooper Harris
There is ways a chance kek
Asher Hill
?
Nolan Foster
Oh God damnit oh my God. This is kek overload. She called Op a capitalist pig, and a trap loving faggot. LOOL
Lincoln Miller
Key word, history, faglord. No one is screencapping anymore.all screencaps are years old.
Brandon Moore
Ye, but "trap" in this case doesn't stand for a transvestite, it means booby trap, bear trap, something along those lines
Owen Peterson
OP here, You guys can check my picture file name for each time I post, most of them are the same Where did you find that? I remember posting my face on another website, but that was a longtime ago
Ethan Russell
actually it has a lot of grammar, it's got cases, which you wouldnt even know what they are in english, it has gender, what it doesnt have is word order.
Jayden Morales
Where did op mention he is a chick you fucking mongoloid.
Julian Rivera
no one native would handwrite russian like that, they'd use cursive. someone just pulled up a chart of cyrillic characters and copied them exactly as they'd appear in typed format.
Zachary Watson
you can already tell from the handwriting that this is fake or at least somebody who isn't familiar at all with the writing system wrote this. For starters, it looks like a kindergartner wrote this, plus nobody who learned this in school uses this kind of л it is usually just written as a triangle missing the bottom line for faster writing
Cameron Perez
squat on toes break your bones
Thomas Baker
thankfulness -> thanksgiving (maybe?)
Nathan Morales
OP here, It's someone who isn't familiar with the writing system, she told me that she does not know how to write in Russian
Sebastian Smith
She doesn't speak Russian at all, she simply google translated some shitty English text and copied the letters as they appear on screen.