What's the easiest way to piss someone off from your country?

What's the easiest way to piss someone off from your country?

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Insult our beer and Hockey.

bring up politics

Tell them their mum is a shit fuck.

gommunism
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>Czechs are exactly like Canadians
Weird

shilling for russia

or for ukraine

-say the nazis were right
-say EU is bad (call it fourth reich for max butthurt)
-say your country is better at soccer

Say something bad about whites, everyone is really racist the memes aren't trueeeeeeeeeee

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I feel sick

Punch him in the face
Kill one of his relatives

>Say something bad about +85% of the country
>why are you guys mad?

Say you vote for AfD

Tell them that people in your country have health care

-say turks are arabs (guaranteed triggerings)
-say turkish food is greek rip-off
-say armo funocide happened / something related to armos
-say turkey is a islamic country
-talkshit about ataturk/erdo

these are the top 5 triggers

bring up politics. this girl is screaming at a sign.

a sign

youtube.com/watch?v=eIVsLsnOqDY

>-say turkey is a islamic country
>-talkshit about ataturk/erdo
Contradicatory
Erdo is shitting on Ataturk big time

>random spanish region food is better than random spanish region food

Why do you hate armenians?

>say turkey is a islamic country
You're not?

lulz

- Le surrender meme
- Remind that french sounds gay
- The french stereotypes as in the clichés clothes and the effeminate and arrogant behavior, stuff like this
- Remind French people that "french people" doesn't really exist or don't exist anymore
- Remind that France isn't really "France" since a long time
- Remind that France is cucked
- Unironically being a ouiaboo

Insult our football crowd, pathetic really

First post best post

>Remind French people that "french people" doesn't really exist or don't exist anymore

?

French is a nationality not a race or culture.

I cringed

Define "french". It's pretty much a meme at this point. We're a mix of everything.

We also got allemannics, celts, flemish, catalans, basques and italians in our country, and our colonies overseas are disguised as departments and the people there are considered french so no one bitch about it.
French doesn't mean shit anymore (as if it ever did)

Please give us St. Pierre et Miquelon before you ruin them. Tell Macron we will trade them for as many nude pictures of elderly women as he wants.

>mention pizza
>mention pasta
>mention food in general
>"white" (doesnt work irl)
>mention coffee
>mention work
>express satisfation with your work, the state, your earnings, politics
>mention istria
>le bad at war meme

Personally i don't care at all

holy fuck you are easily offended...

RIP France

>Tell the truth
>Call a Southerner a yankee
>Call a nigger, a nigger

>insult America
>tell a black person you voted for Trump
>Hold up a pro-trump sign on a college campus
>tell some latrinos to get the fuck out of our country
>bring up the civil war in the south if you're a northerner
>be gay in Texas
>argue for gun control
>be a pretentious European, everyone in the room will sense it and be quietly pissed off

Call them gay

"Polish death camps" and mistaking us with Russians (not that I have anything agains them tbqh)

calling us gypsy will get you beaten

Say I voted for Trump

>record yourself harassing locals and upload it to YouTube
>kill a protestor
>rape the locals

CHI

threaten to take away someone's guns

gesundheit

Fucking mierda

>"I don't support the Teletón"

*lynches you*
Heh, nothin personnel kiddo

Fucking shit fucking puta

Smile and be friendly.

"Oh user, is that in England?"

Act like you know more about our politics/culture than we do.

Talking about pinochet desu

misspelling Filipino as Philippino

remind them that New Zealand exists

level one:
>say falklands instead of malvinas
level two:
>defend the US interventionism and dictatorships in LA
fucking level three(not recomended):
>defend any reasonable political view

Say something nice about Brazil
Say amazon isn't Brazilian
Say shit from Rio applies to the country as a whole

Refuse to eat some good ol' sopa del mono

put sugar in your mate and don't warn people before they drink
say our world cup titles are too old to be proud of
say football is 'just 20 idiots running behind a ball'
say argie meat is better

"Which state are you from?"
"Actually I'm from Canada"
"Same thing"

Say their favorite football team is shit.

“Are you Chinese?” or “Are you Korean?”

great, that means i can treat you as a province without triggering the fuck out of you guys, im happy

insulting our beer and wine would piss off most educated people

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Mexico isn't white

Hahaha i've never watched it. Thanks.

Question our status as a nordic country

>tfw I had a Finn sperg at me for calling him nordic on Sup Forums

You have your own wine? Didn't know.

Insult/mock our language, army or history and profit

We can't ruin spm, it's too white and small.

Also, they don't vote FN : the gpvernment has no reason to send niggers there

I personally get triggered when people call us descendants of genetic trash, bydlo with no intellectuals to ever emerge and and anti-intellectual culture

truth hurts i know

>Contradicatory

it's almost like there are two kinds of people in Turkey

MUUAAAAH THE FRENCH
youtube.com/watch?v=Nvxwf1jxdaM

Mannherheim was a German-Swede
Finland is just a Swedish-Russian rape-baby

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"Cricket sucks"

or something about generic Australian culture

>Deny the holohoax
Works every single time

steal his doggo and sell to dog restaurants
not joking, some people are truly subhumans

vietnamese flashbacks

>mistake us for swedes
>standing too close, saying hi or sitting next to a stranger
>mistake bunad for gonad

Look them at the eyes.

Call FYROM "Macedonia". At best you will get laughed at, at worst you will drive people into autistic fits

>deny the holocaust in israel as a jew
lol

>Say America is not a continent and only usonians are Americans
>Say Mexico is Central America
>Say Mexico started the Mexican-American war
>Say Spaniards didndu nuffin
>Talk shit about the food
>Start complaining about everything in Mexico while saying everything back in your country is so much better but still live here
>Say quesadillas don't need to have cheese in them
>Support Club America football team
>Support Televisa
>Talk about the Drug War as if everyone was an expert on it

>Say quesadillas don't need to have cheese in them
This one made me mad.

Say anything anti-immigration.

Shit I forgot one of the most important ones

>talk shit about the virgin mary
>write Mejico like this

that's what every social outcast below the age of 16 does.
EVERY
SINGLE
ONE
OF
THEM
LMAO

Why are you triggered, leaf?

>the year is 2000+17
>being a jew
>LMAO
You have to go back, Haim

no new posts of FXP. can't go back there :^)

you're forgetting level four:
>say something bad about """"los DD.HH""""

Can i have a israelite citizenhip plesea?

Why would you want one?

>recognize Palestine
>don't recognize Jerusalem as our capital
>say jews control the world
>say jews don't control the world
>deny the rollercoaster
>say there is no such thing as a jewish race
>say Obama wasn't worse than Hitler
>say the IDF isn't the strongest and most advance military in the world
>say we stole our cuisine from arabs
>be swedish
>be muslim
>be jewish and not worship Israel
>say the UN isn't biases against Israel

>say Israelis are overly sensitive and butthurt

>>say there is no such thing as a jewish race
You would be considered a supernazi if you claimed that Jews were a race

>aren't you guys all serbs?

Say that america greatest country in the world and russia is poor and corrupt