/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

Ten Mile, Missouri edition

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might fap to thicc black girls in a bit buds

dominos pizza isnt very good at all
very disappointed

This place is filled with Italians, Irish and Jews. They are entrepreneuring and conniving people

i had some donatos last night and it was real good but it took awhile to get here

tfw 50% irish

25% norwegian from the vikings raping irish woman lol. brown hair thankfully.

rreal thread

boy do I feel silly

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gonna start blocking the image of that cat

It's a cute cat

*brutally murders the cat poster*

*dies*

Is t-t-that me?
Thanks cana..

whats the game you always play at least once a year, /cum/?

for me its SMW

They have japanese on duolingo now?

no, this is

mount & blade

*sends you a text message even though we broke up*

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really verbs the nouns

WE

I live in this house

Holaaaa~~

haha thought that was me

*deletes without reading it*

>Sarcuck

Some mexican took a picture of my house today

Oh common, are you guys seriously scared of a cute obedient bf? Then you ought to be terrefied by girls, every thing bad that can happen with a bf is far worse with a gf.

Boys are way better than girls these days. Girls can't even cook anymore, they've lost all their talent and as a result the guys have become more resourceful.

If you get a bf you ususally get a free massager, someone to iron your shirts, make you delicious food and everything women used to do back in the golden years of heterosexuality.

This is what you've always dreamed of. Are you gonna go through all the trouble it is to get a gf, when you'll only get a 4/10 at most, and she doesn't even have a penis. How are you gonna live with that? You've seen the porn, there are hot women out there, sexy shemales with glittering naughty cocks. You can't go back to a 4/10 overwheight dame after this shit.

You need a bf. Deep inside you know that you don't want to die before knowing the feel of a dick'n'balls smacking against your belly as you violently thrust into their ass with all of your might. That is what real sex feels like.

You are man, you have needs. You need to feel good about yourself. Seeing your penis insert itself into a boipussy, with the balls and penis just drooping between its legs, is the way of true happiness.

You need it, you want it, you deserve it.

My dog is out getting a haircut.

Kinda sad desu, I like shaggy dog. But it's summer and hot...

took a picture of some losers house today

i never met someone who lived so close to the hills.

>tfw your senator is objectively the best in the country

feels good brehs

post your feminine penis

>there are people who worship this mangy old rat faced jew

My penis is VERY masculine.

I can't take this post seriously after seeing the alleged photo of you

Rate my Member of Parliament

ALLEGED

I hate all of you excluding Oyster Bay. He's a cool guy.

How about you rate my muthafucken member

shocked and appalled that you browse /soc/

Why are red nails pretty?

>>tfw your senator is objectively the best in the country
>feels good brehs

I've always been nice to him

Hahahaa just for the memes though lololol

Honestly want to puke whenever I see a girl with red nails

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You sure you arent Kansas city? He is the one who always used to say this

>had phone interview
>recruiter asked about my GPA
>said i'm not sue and don't want to give a false number so she said to email it back to her later

I know my GPA is garbage so I don't want to send it. I looked it up and it's fucking 2.398 because I failed a few classes because I was a shitty student. But I graduated a year ago and don't want this shit haunting me and preventing me from getting a decent fucking job.

tldr, should I lie about my GPA for a job? I can literally inspect element on a webpage and screen shot it to look like I have a 3.398

I've done some Econometric models and it showed that GPA had null effect on employment and pay with other factors included like college institution etc, perhaps it isnt worth the risk

>tfw waz kangz

you shouldn't. there's a chances are places that ask for GPA will ask for transcript and its automatically thrown in trash when they find out you lied about any small thing in the job process.

reading the comments of that article remind me that there are people that still deny evolution

>Just a quick observation from someone who is not a scientist but just a curious everyday guy: If humans are evolved from apes, why are there still apes? If would seem to me (and I'm just dumb redneck) that if evolution is as the scientists say, then the one species would have been gone as they evolved. I guess God has a way of doing things that no scientist has ever been able to really explain. It's just conjecture on their part because they refuse to believe that God exists.

I like red nails. Especially on Koreans irl and my animu girls.

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take this if you play fightan games please

>phone interview
wtf?
why such an inpersonal and inconvenient way to make a job interview?
Why can't you show up or make you go there?
They can't possibly give you a job by just hearing your voice?

>no smash bros

Evolution is real, but didn't occur until after the animals disembarked from Noah's ark. That explains both evolution and how Noah got all those animals onboard.

Yeah I understand that there's the risk that they will ask for a transcript but if I email her back saying "Ok, I checked on it and my GPA is a 2.398 I will not get a second interview. if I lie (and provide an image) that might put it to rest right there and I can go on to having a second interview.

Another option is to find out my GPA for my school's classes at the university I attended, which is probably slightly higher.

I feel like I'm at a wall and I either work jobs I don't like or do something like join the peace corps and go to grad school, then I can get a job that I actually like.

I fucking knew I was forgetting something major
oh well

It feels like I'm back on /his/

>all races are the same
>african are literally missing admixture from different species that other non african races mixed with meanwhile they mixed with other species that non african races havent

>muh econometric

kyself, probably didnt even check for homoscedasticity

The process now is an hour long phone interview if they like me then they'll ask me to come in. Getting a job is retarded these days.

That being said, if i tell them my real GPA I can rule out any of that happening.

me

this was what i thought lol

What if the last time I played a fighting game it was Mortal Combat on the Sega Genesis because I'm a 33 year old man?

>kyself, probably didnt even check for homoscedasticity
Actually I did, my professor was eccentric about it

Happy Birthday!

Why are you posting with a bunch of 20 year olds who barely have started life?

I like big anime tits

Why are you on Sup Forums when you are still in school

Who doesnt

the gays

>Combat
>C

But it's summer break. I'm applying to jobs and doing interviews...

I have nothing else to do right now and no one else to talk with

how can one be eccentric about it.

haven't even gotten a phone interview since April

the only places that i know care about GPA really are think tanks, research oriented places, and high finance. others may just be as something asked in passing, but idk about your case. what you can do, however, is instead of using your overall GPA, calculate your major GPA (classes thats within your major rather than all general edu classes) and hopefully it will be higher.

and you really shouldnt lie. like i heard of people getting stopped in flat cause, in this case corporate amazon, HR found out they didnt disclose a fact that was asked in the application. its not really about that one particular fact, but its the trustworthiness factor. if they wouldve disclose it, they wouldnt seen it as a lie and wouldnt have got their offer resccinded.

and dont go to grad school unless its something you really want to do or else you'll find yourself in the same perdicament when grad school is done. and which school you go to grad school matters quite a bit imo

sorry for hte tl;dr

This guy was weird as fuck. He would go to bed at 8 and wake up at 3 am. Every time I spoke with him he would start talking about some puzzle he was working on

I never contribute to poor orthography.

currently riling myself up by reading creationist comments

Why does CIA dislike this image?

this is like the tenth time you tell me this.

probably reminds him of himself

doubt it

>vidya composer
>succesful

CIA niggers hate everything good, remember that they glow in the dark at night and you should always run them over

Whoever invented girls did a gud job. Boobie n bagina = yay.

marvel vs capcom 2 is hands down the best fighting game

You could've said- "Thanks for reminding me, yeah that's really odd OB."

>mahvel
>balanced

I made this gif

still funner than tekken

cleaned my room lads

I didn't

good boy
cleanliness is next to holiness

danke schoen