Be me

>be me
>with gf on sofa watching hgtv
>German Shepard comes in and lays on his back
>After a while we realize hes full red rocket
>gf has never owned an un neutered dog so has never seen a dogs dick
>"user its bigger than yours, and thicker too lol"
>later that night she still cant stop talking about it and sending me pics of other dog dicks
>mfw im gonna get cucked by my dog

Kek'd

Tell her to touch it saying it could be funny. Maybe she discovers a new hobby

Have her suck your dick as she takes his cock

neutered dogs still have dicks retard

Sup Forums - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>autistic works of fiction
Fixd

cut off your balls and tell me how many boners you get

You can still get boners without balls you retard, just not as many.

>not as many
so is it that crazy to believe shed never seen one?

>red rocket
>not "lipstick"
Nigger.

Sorta, depends on if she's ever had dogs, I've seen dog docks since I was 7ish. It is crazy if her dogs dick is bigger than yours though, looks like lipstick

Dude the things looks like 7 inches and thiiiick

Dogs do not get full erections without stimulation.
without something pulling the sheath back, even a full erection would only show maybe an inch of exposed cock.

You have a freak dog then, post pics of dog dick with timestamp or Bullshit.

Honestly if your dogs dick is 7 inches he needs to be discovered online, perferably with your girlfriends mouth around it

ok one sec. how do i give him a boner? im not jerking off my dog

Fucking kek'd 10/10 would read again

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DO IT FAGGOT

STFU kid. Just because you never saw a well endowed dog does not mean they are rare. Much like people, it is not a common thing, but even a small dog could have a relatively big dick. A bigger dog certainly has the potential to be packing tha big heat.

Put on your fur suit and get on your hands and knees... lol

roll

yea I kinda doubt that happened

Ill take things that never happened for 300 tom

It's Alex you tard

First of all I don't go around checking dog dicks like you do I guess. Second, I'm quite sure the average dog dick is no where near 6 inches or even 3 or 4 for that matter, not that I'm going to do any research, but you're still full if shit

Nice try, fag, but no one here is gonna post pics of massive dog cocks for you to masturbate to. Go to infinity chan for that shit.

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Do you think balls are a dick pump or some shit? Stop your heart if you don't want a boner

strange looking dog

just fuck her in the ass while she mounts your dog
i see no problems here

This is why that dude thought 7 inches was normal for a dog

need video for science

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kek

I wonder where niggers would be on this scale

>I don't go around checking dog dicks
>claims to know all about dog dicks
Seriously kid. Just fuck off now before mommy finds you on a 18+ site.

underrated

See: man average and man large

This is now a beast thread

kek

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Cucked by Germany again

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Thats a horse. Or pony. Microhorse.

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dude trust me ive seen enough dog on girl porn to know that even small dogs can have huge dicks

theyre not showers

theyre growers

this fucking retard

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fag

Kek'd

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fugg

is that michelle trachtenberg

Yes ! Private photo

No, its shopped

There was a video of a girl french-kissing her dog on YouTube online once.
Strangely sexy as fuck.
Never found it again.

/sh/7vyj6twoa4w9jzo/AAAy6jmgbCtzrhsHEp6E9Jlxa?dl=0

doot
kik

fuuuuuuuck

>have male dog growing up
>family goes on vacation and we leave him in our fenced in yard
>come home week later
>dog nowhere to be found
>start calling him
>after an hour he shows up
>slowly hobbiling down the side of the road to our gate and moaning every time he took a step
>he was literally dragging his dick on the ground
long story short multiple female dogs went in heat at the same time a day into our vacation and the sex fiend escaped the yard and basically fucked nonstop for a week

He didn't move off the couch for 2 weeks and a few months later the neighborhood was swarmed with puppies that looked like him

need sauce

>tfw no k9 bf

Cool story bro, but that's not how dogs work.

old as the internet and unsawsable

Sauce ?

Just tell her how you feel about it

Raa photoset

>gf has never owned an un neutered dog so has never seen a dogs dick
You apparently know shit about dogs to make your fake story up. A neutered dog will still get a hardon so she would have seen it if she had any male dog period. But this is Sup Forums, 99.8% BS OP shitposting

male dogs dont get periods retard

I caught my cousin fucking her dog when I was a teen... gave me the fetish for life. Unfortunately hard to find women that are even willing to try.

Is that what it is? Thanks user, I assumed it was a fish.

well alrighty then.

I've been looking for the sauce for billion years

Not really.
I've known a lot of girls who fuck dogs.

I haven't had near as much luck... what part of country you in?

How old was she? How much did you see?

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Northwest.
It's pretty common with women and men, Just maybe hard to find out about.

i hate weebs

I was 13 she was 15... I heard it first (she was in another room) I then blackmailed her into doing it again as I watched (and blowing me while she was knotted).

Cali here... all city girls....

Fucking disgusting

I dont know how anyone could find a fucking animal hot unless autistic

I can see why furfags are shunned

This shit didn't happen

I think non autistic animals are hot.
You're a kinky perv, only going for the autistic animals.

Link

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Human girls aren't shaped right to be able to knot.

think again

well she was pretty stuck at 15 (took a good 15 minutes for it to pop out)

Nope.

dat face when you nut in your owner's girlfriend's butt

Maybe in her ass, but not vaginally.
The opening of a human vag isn't small and constructive enough to hold a knot in.
They pull out easily.
You don't have to believe me, but I've been an animal Fucker for over 25 years.
I have a pretty good idea of what I'm talking about.

*constrictive

Destructive*

well, I don't know what else to say... I would agree that with many dogs and many women that may be true. However I know very well what I saw, and even when it came out I couldn't believe that thing had been in her! (She had done it before and was holding him on her as well to keep him from trying to get out)

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I hope you get ripped to shreds by a dog you sick abusive freak

>>"user its bigger than your

Doggo must be castrated

Why the hell where you letting her abuse her innocent dog in that way? Both her and the dog could have gotten hurt and she could get sick! You wouldnt like to be raped, would you?

welp, that will get you a 1 month ban

Why would that happen?

I can tell by the pricks and having fucked a few animals in my time.