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Miley vs. Sanchez

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have the optimists killed themselves?

>having your side struck out by Wade Miley
Battle of the aces apparently

Hopefully, though these are going to be very quiet gamethreads

I hope so

I'm still here

>swinging at that

Well that's one way to score

O's win, see you all tomorrow

end this season now

GG O's
See you tomorrow

To be honest, it would be kind of funny if the Jays just keep losing.

I want to see them go 1-20 just to see what would happen

Has any team in any sport had a bigger fall from grace than the Jays from last season to this season?

sadness is all the blue jays have left

>that >rags fact

Thank god for Britton

Firesale Marlins after the ws

I wonder if Gibbons would lose his job. I know they gave him an extension but someone would have to take the fall and it's usually the manager.

>le 1 pitch man
>le give me 200 million man

its funny you can tell who the casuals are by how much they are freaking out as if teams dont collapse and rebuild all the time

we have the oldest lineup in the majors and tulo martin jose are all regressing while pillar, smoak, barney, travis are just bad, it is what it is, we'll sell at the deadline and move on

Boras is gonna demand a trade before Sanchez' value drops

Umps replaced by just using the pitch tracker when

inb4 >risp

Are you guys ready for a triple play without the runners actually needing to move?

>martin
>0.42

Oh my god

>0.042
I could hold my bat there and probably hit better

who /yankees/ here?

holy shit smoak lmao

>Russell's just gotta open up and let it fly

No, he has to be patient and just make solid contact

why wouldnt you send the runner around 3rd are you fucking serious? Again with this shit fuck off

inb4 >durr you hold the runner there because muh jays can hit with risp

How long until Sanchez collapses?

>good step in the right direction
it's the 10th game of the year. there's a reason spring training exists. you don't "learn how to hit" during the regular season

>Martin so bad he makes Smoak look good

Were you watching? The cutoff guy had the ball by the time Tulo stepped on 3rd.

>Martin
>0.042
>8.5 million US dollars

>we can only hit with risp if an infielder makes an error

>memechoado is better than dolan they said

>Womanny Machoko

>Barney has the highest average on the entire team

Martin is making 20 million

>Travis
>.048
>511,200 US dollars

>BEST DEFENSIVE THIRD BASEMAN THEY SAID

>BEST DEFENSIVE THIRD BASEMAN THEY SAID

>BEST DEFENSIVE THIRD BASEMAN THEY SAID


LMAO

where are you getting the 8.5, martin is making 20 million this season

Barney will replace Travis when Donaldson returns

>Pillar swinging at literally every fucking ball

pillar is poo

Is Gary Thorne drunk already? He just said the ball was scooped up in the dirt when it clearly went all the way to the backstop

The saddest part about Martin's decline is that he only threw out 15% of runners last year. That's pretty terrible. Luckily for him there's no one close to being an everyday catcher in the organization.

Hopefully Reese Mcguire will actually turn out to be good in a year or two.

we can still get rid of him if we eat some salary to a team that needs a good catcher and is on the verge of contending

the mets would probably love him and his framing

Those dancers are ugly as fuck

you're absolutely right. this team popped out of nowhere along with jose. it's only fitting.

what about D'arnaud? last I heard he was our best prospect and developing well

d'arnaud is shit

This game would be boring as fuck without the errors

he's just doing his bob uecker. he's too subtle with it imotbhwyfamily

Any oldfags here remember Edwin Encarnacion?

>all these self-absorbed newfags that don't realize the season isn't real for at least another 40 games

Any oldfags remember the young micky mantle?

>ayys

the jays would have to win 60% of the games they play over the next 40 games to make up for starting 1-8

martin is causing me physical pain

It's kind of like...why does Martin even waste time swinging the bat anymore?

>Smoak
What the fuck

...

SMOAKED

>RBI
>HR
where were you when Smoak became our best player?

enjoy this boys this is likely to be about a third of smoaks hits for the entire seasons right here.

Are the jays, dare i say it, back?

good for smoakie

It's bizzaro Sup Forums

Based Smokey

smoak will find a way to make his contract make sense

cant say the same about the rest of the group right now

wade miley is crap, the real test is against someone like bundy

also half the lineup is fucking garbage still

DUDE I DESERVE 200 MILLION LMAO

fuck off sanchize

SCHOOP>MACHADO

DAT SCHOOP ON A ROPE

collapse let the streak continue

*throws beer bottle*

In real value, you'll be right from 2019 til schoop eats himself off of 2B in 2023.

Im gonna be honest thats just sad.

sanchez is such a meme

JJ Hardy had something like 1 hit before this series

The crowd moaning and sighing is depressing as fuck to listen to

optimists btfo

Dammit, if we actually had a rotation, we'd be dangerous.

>season ticket holders

Want to know the difference between me, Hyun-Soo Kim, and Adam Jones?

Nothing, we all got doubles.

One of the two billion pitchers the club has traded for this week might become a starter

how soon before boras drops sanchez as a client

> GI Jones, American Hero

FINISH HIM

Tampa beating Boston 6-0

it's really a solo race to 90ish, bub. you aren't dead til you've got 40-50 or so losses before august.

more moves? tell me?

Magnifico from and Drake to Brewers yesterday then Gary mentioned someone else from Seattle today

The organisation now has the most pitchers of anyone in baseball lol

...

how many teams that started out 1-8 have made the playoffs in the history of major league baseball?

do you not see that we are 1-8 because this team is bad, its not some crazy random flukes, the team is just bad, specifically the offense is fucking garbage

look at this shit
fangraphs.com/teams/bluejays/stats

>another year of tight and ridiculous Orioles games

literally following the gayest meme team in fucking baseball

>select all squares with meme players
>if there are none it's not the orioles

Please don't bring this optimist pessimist shit back. It wasn't funny last year.

>Drake to
do not like

>HBP to set up the double play
Miley is a genius

First walking everyone last game against a team that couldn't hit with baserunners and now this

ok sure man you're seasons over already. stop posting.

>-15.7