Tfw no foreskin

>tfw no foreskin

FUCK YOU MOM

>tfw foreskin

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR FUCK

Not having one separates the civilized man from the savage.

I had a phimosis so they were forced to correct it.

What's wrong with not having foreskin?

Feels good with foreskin, my bf loves it

I want to have the smegma experience.

>tfw born with short foreskin

Good night, friend i never had.

Probably was not even a big deal now that I think about it. That jew got me good.

The smell a dozen dirty uncut dicks sealed in a tent is really something after a week and a half in the woods without a shower.

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>Mutilating your penis
wew

sounds like a nice military experience

thiss

fuck the jews too

same here my mom fell for the jew

The foreskin is cut off because it's the most sensitive spot. Enjoy your repressed sexuality. Slaves.

I still have it.

I love not showering for over a week then rolling the skin back and getting a whiff of that fish market if you know what I mean

Cut off your foreskin and you won't want to jerk off.

>mfw spent all my life thinking I was a normal uncut fag
>mfw made fun of Americans for being honorary Jews all my life
>mfw realized that the foreskin of your skin must cover all the head of your dick and not only half of it (like mine)
>mfw remembered that when I was a kid they had to do something in my dick but I didn't remember it
>mfw ask my mom and she told me that they had to cut part of it because some problems that were making me piss with pain

Life is sad when you can't make fun of subnormal human beings

Priests who made up the Abrahamic religions weren't dumb. They knew how to enslave people. Also Satan is pretty cool.

reeee
i feel so bad about it pls reassure me someone

>be son of atheist jews
>end up uncircumcized in a country of circumcized goyim

>be atheist
>get phimosis
>fall for the doctor's lie that it's the best thing to do
>now i have no foreskin and even this fucking kike on Sup Forums has one
REEEEEEE

>skin can't stretch maymay

Why do you even need it?
I have no foreskin too and I see no problem with that.

someone describe to me what this smells like

>Why do you even need it?
Mostly because it comes from nature and acts as a primary facilitator of sex. Same thing is cutting off clits from women.

It is a meme. Sweaty balls smell 10 time more.

someone describe to me what this smells like
ive never sniffed dick before

only like a tenth of men can even develop it

>Oster reported that the incidence of smegma increased from 1% among 6- to 7-year-olds and 8- to 9-year-olds to 8% among 14- to 15-year-olds and 16- to 17-year-olds (an overall incidence of 5%).

I think it only happens with phimosis

I've never had anything like it down there except for this one time when I woke up with my dick in white goo

but then I remembered I had fallen asleep after masturbating all over myself