/heem/: arm triangle edition

Upcoming events:

4/14: VFC 56 - Emerson vs Stots
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Johnson vs Reis
4/15: ACB 57 - Yan vs Magomedov
4/16: RIZIN FF 5: Sakura - Kawajiri vs Birchak
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/21: EFN 64 - Alibekov vs Khamitov
4/22: ACB 58 - Askarov vs Leone
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/28: Lion Fight 36 - Wielzen vs Lerdsila
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/5: VFC 57 - Gallemore vs Al-Hassan
5/6: Cage Warriors 83 - Mills vs Long
5/12: BAMMA 29 - McDermott vs Wolf
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
5/20: Glory 41 - TBA
5/20: ACB 61 - TBA
5/20: Invicta FC 23 - TBA
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - Hunt vs Lewis
6/10: Glory 42 - TBA
6/15: M1 Challenge 80 - Kharitonov vs Lopes
6/16: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs Correia
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
6/25: UFC FN 112 - Chiesa vs Lee

Previous thread: News:

>UFC on Fox 24 weigh in results
mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ufc-on-fox-24-early-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-10-a-m-et-1

>Marlon Moraes to make UFC debut
mmafighting.com/2017/4/13/15296786/marlon-moraes-vs-raphael-assuncao-slated-for-ufc-212

>Johnson appealing result of DC fight for some retarded reason
mmajunkie.com/2017/04/despite-appeal-anthony-johnson-says-he-doesnt-want-daniel-cormier-stripped-of-the-belt

>Whittaker on fight with Jacare
mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ufc-on-fox-24s-robert-whittaker-on-ronaldo-jacare-souza-thank-god-its-not-a-jiu-jitsu-match

>Jacare probably not going to Lellashit any time soon
mmafighting.com/2017/4/13/15295880/jacare-souza-very-close-on-new-ufc-deal-calls-michael-bispings-reign-a-disaster

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THANK YOU BASED JACARE

just a lil heeminder

SpergOP is back in action, love what you do brother keep up the good efforts

>Cage warriors and bamma included

Good post by based notepadlad

>n-next time

/ourguy/

np, it helps keep /heem/ on topic and reminds people of lesser known but still interesting events

i always add events that people point out

Johnson vs Reis
Namajunas vs Waterson
Souza vs Whittaker
Stephens vs Moicano
Volkov vs Nelson (optional but will goof)

Watch the obese janny delete this one

Oh For SURE my man, a THOUSAND PERECENT. GADOOSH B-RY!.

>c-cuck
you lost, go jump on the next challengers cock, h8r

"the OP matters"

Anyone know when janoy cresva is next in action?

>Coral Springs

You guys are all good dudes in my book

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*replies in 30 secs*

>canada with the thread derailing action right from the jump

callen is cool, schaub is unbearable

Who is everyone in here favorite female fighter any organization any era?

he's angry because I outclass him in every way at making threads
i'm demian maia and he's gunnar nelson

post you're UFC walk out songs

youtube.com/watch?v=0SJPCdafnLo

Who is everyone in here favorite manlet fighter any organization any era?

Canada living rent free under your bed

Amanda Nunes

overall you gotta admit JDS is a cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything

this dork

youtu.be/upDcnITxyyU

what is the greatest ufc fight of all time?

please dont turn the light out mommy, canada is under my bed and he keeps growling that the OP doesnt matter

The head shape of these men is hilarious.

Dominick Cruz

conor

What's the best martial arts base for MMA?

it was gsp until he ducked tyron, tyron has that belt until gsp grows some balls

>inb4 jones silva
steroids

Hottest goddamn woman ever

what is the toughest UFC weight class?

HAHAHAAHAHAHAA
THIS IS WHY WOMEN SHOULDN'T FIGHT

>wmma
>bellator

>cursed as a manlet
>blessed as a reachlet

what is the greatest judging robbery in mma?

Johnson
Namajunas
Souza
Moicano

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Wrestling, followed by solid foundational boxing. Sambo, Karate, Judo are memes.

C.B. "Radio" Dolloway vs Tim "The Toolman" Boetsch

Are you autistic?

what happened?

Objectivly frank shamrock

its a meme you goof

Who do you guys see as champion in each division by year's end?

They're all basically the same and what matters is the skill of the coach and people who train there and how much sparring they do.

>starts thread war
>loses thread war
>"OP doesn't matter"
>Rinse & repeat 5 billion times

the 3rd round was about to start but the judge dictated that one of the fighters wasn't in condition to continue and ended the fight.

chick gave up between rounds after taking almost zero damage.

Shogun-Machida I

That happens in male fights though

Triathlete. Cardio is the most important thing. Everything else can be taught.

i made it that way idiot

There were literally zero hard shots taken though. Name one time that's happened in a fight between men.

who has the worst striking defense in the ufc?

Anyone else watching VFC? And why did Caldwell drop out of the Dantas fight?

>when the chick grabs fattys arm

lol, dude in the back just enjoyin dat ass

UPCOMING EVENTS:

...BORING

diego sanchez? Dunno...

Jacare finna snatch another body part tomorrow

>he thinks a "thread war" is an actual battle

>he doesn't realize that people are making fun of him to his face

>he not only thinks the OP actually matters but he's truly proud of it and thinks its art

i cant tell if this is super funny or super not funny boys

CM punk. I know we only saw him get btfo on the ground but I'm pretty sure that's the answer anyway.

i could beat the shit out of cm punk

>when he fights he slept someone
>shows the Hendo fight

Say they to my face, boy wonder.

watching the whittaker interview, his plan is literally don't go to ground

he's fucked for sure

man, that H bomb is crazy

Why the fuck did herb call that off after a single slam to the mat? He didn't even hit him yet and he was already rushing in to stop the fight.

Johnson
Namajunas
Whittaker
Stephens
Nelson

#DontDraftDooHoChoi

Cause he's a purple belt like Sage

sneaky punch, still

He had money on Hendo

So what? He should go the ground?

who is your favourite woman fighter

because he went face first into the mat. I dunno about you but i usually like to put my hands down like a normal person who isn't really hurt when i fall.

Cerrone and Thomspon.

he was out you dumb mut, he copped it on the chin and went to sleep

who is your most liked vaginal fighter?

>he falls down

idiot

should focus on tdd atleast

who is your favourite fucking loser?

>It's a meme xD

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Lmao what did you think not going to the ground entailed, lad? Spinning?

Three way tie between you, the spainsperg and the shob loser.

you

Three way tie between you, Notepad, and Dockie

>because he went face first into the mat
He was practically face first into the mat before the punch came, he only fell a few inches.

pretty dense. If you didn't realize i was trying to tell him its not normal response to fall in a certain way which implies then its most likely he went to sleep, then i dunno what to tell you

everytime

GSP

dude you fall down