Wannabe voice actor here, will record whatever dubs say, whatever i find interesting...

Wannabe voice actor here, will record whatever dubs say, whatever i find interesting, and whatever the first two posts say.

Sample, something i recorded for last vocaroo thread:
vocaroo.com/i/s1abWFwFirmr

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vocaroo.com/i/s0ufzm6qVYDP
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Jews screaming in a " Death camp "

Shameless boredom bump.

Uhh, do you want me to record that sentence or what that would sound like? That is not how vocaroo threads work but i'll give you a pass.

basically just start screaming in terror about how the europeans betray you and then at the end cough a lot.

my cock is ready bby.

text from:

www.notbored.org/goldstein.html

"Big Boobies 2, we need air support over. we're pinned down by an mg42 faggot faggot nigger titties"

Can you tell me who's a good boy?

call i re roll

Well, i already recorded this, and what you want would take to long and really hurt my vocal cords, so...

vocaroo.com/i/s0snyUJjUbgx

Yes you can.

okay well reroll

SO THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME. (((IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE TO ME))). I ORDER A 20 PIECE CHICKEN NUGGET. I ORDER A 20 PIECE CHICKEN NUGGET. I ORDER A 20 PIECE CHICKEN NUGGET. I ORDER A (((T W E N T Y P I E CE CHICKEN NUGGET))). NOT A 5 PIECE CHICKEN NUGGET, NOT A 2 PIECE CHICKEN NUGGET NOT A ONE, NOT A 10. A T W E N T Y P I E C E (((CHICKEN NUGGET))). AND I GET O NE SaUCE E. whAT AM I GON DO WITH 1 SAUCE, BABY??? (((W H A T A M I G O N D O W I T H O N E S A U C E???))). THATS LIKE GOING TO FRICKIN RED LOBSTER AND SAYIN ' I want crabs. ' AND THEY GIVE YOU ONE CRAB. I AINT PAYIN $46,000 FOR O N E C R A B.. RRR HUHUH.,,, AND THEN U EXPECT M E TO PAY ALL THIS MONTEY FOR JUST (((((((GA NO)))))) U N A C C E P T A B L E ((((U̢̮͍̺̿̄Ṅ̶͓̥̼̞͊͟A̶̺̩̖̟̹̾̏ͦ̚͜͝C̨͓ͮ̑ͩ̓͐̄ͦ̎͜C̼̖͇͒E̡̪̰̣̐̃̌̈ͤͮ͟P̡̨̣̣̝͈̰̏ͫ̒̓̍Ṫ͈̬̙̹ͣ̉͐̌̃͝Ả̵̱̱̟B̢͚̙ͣͧͯ̾ͣ̌L͖̭͖̍̿ͬ̀́Ẽ̖̝͎̺͌)))) I DO NOT PLAY. I ORDERED A 2̞̺̬̬ͩ̔̃͗͌0̷̷̫̖̹̗̤̹̙ͣ͗͂͢ ͖͔̠͙̺̠̣̌̎͛ͧ̚ͅP̢̘͍̙͇̮̹͚͈ͯ̋ͣ̾̚͟I̗̱̐̂ͯ͋̄ͧÊ͙̭̮͖̮̞̝̘ͫ̇ͤͭ̚͟͢C͙͖̩̟̻̏ͣ̎͆ͤ͟͠E̞̜͊ͤ̉ ͓ͯ̓͆̐̈̆̇ͯ̔C̴̝͕̈́̽̄̾ͫ̄H̦͇͖̘̿ͨ͒͝Ï̢̮̺̝̺̈͊̉ͤ͠C̶̥̱̞͎͍̪͆̐̌̂̎͡K̻͍̻̰̙ͤͣ̀E̵̩̬̭̋ͦͣ̎N̢̰ͬ́͝ ͈̗̺͓̃ͮͮ̎ͭͩ̆N̡͔͔̤̩̭͖̫ͩ̾ͮͬͧƯ̪̤̯̫̣̻̦͊ͤ̌̉Ḡ̢̛̪̙̭̇̊̃͒Ģ̵̹̱͔̤̻̟̫̺͖͆ͩ̔ͪ̎̚E̥̤͇̖͚͉̜̝͂͊͐̽͑̌͒͜T̢͓̜ͧ͋̀. SO I SHOULD GET A 20 PIECE SAUCE. THANK YOU

sing the goofy Goober song

SIDS fucker

I used to watch Disney cartoons as a child, and I always loved Donald Duck. And I don't mean he was my favorite character, I mean I loved Donald Duck. Not sexually, of course, as I was around seven years old, but I definitely was fascinated with him to an unusual degree. I had told my parents I wanted to grow up to be a duck, and I would even walk around with my arms at my sides, just like a duck. I would eat bread and crackers as a snack, and would try to swim around in the community pool using just my feet, just like a duck would. Donald was my idol, and I wanted to be just like him. Well, the one obvious shortcoming that I had is that my voice wasn't like a duck's voice. Donald spoke in such a unique way, and surely this was the thing that I needed to emulate to be more like him. And then I had a moment of brilliance.
My family's dog ripped apart one of its toys, and my parents asked me to throw the scraps away. Buried in the pile of stuffing and cloth was the squeaker. I put it to my mouth and blew on it, and it made a loud squeaky sound. The light bulb clicked on it my head, and without hesitation I swallowed it. Luckily, but to my dismay, it didn't get lodged in my throat and allow me to talk like a duck. However, I do remember passing it and seeing it floating in the toilet. When I flushed the squeaker down the toilet, I felt like I flushed my dreams of being a duck down with it.

Scream, how do I quickscope

We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.

Reroll

Rereroll

There's no such thing as "racism" and that's a FACT. My little boy Justin has a nigger friend in preschool and he is a pure white kid with good Christian blood. Justin plays with that negro every day even though I have read some news stories to him that tells about negro rapists. Justin is a smart nigger loving kid and as a good American father, I'm not going to take his nigger friend away from him. Hope Y'all learn a lesson here and let those niggers be free even though they might rape you but that's just a part of their culture.

fuck. Check em :(

La baguette oui, je vous aime mademoiselle. Tour Eiffel.

I’m cummybot2000 and I’m a fucking faggot. I shit myself and eat the fucking cum covered diapers. That’s right, I shit cum. And I love it. All the guys that I blow in dark alleys are super into this shit too. Fucking rock hard right now. I just watched some furry-pony-incest-child-fish-dragon dildo-midget porn and cummed all over my monitor. Grass whistle is a cool-ass dude and we all know it. Heil Hitler.

Kek

Found it interesting but i's waaay too long, so have the first paragraph.
vocaroo.com/i/s0C7gABo8yh2

vocaroo.com/i/s1fVDtiwbywV

I was only 9 years old I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies I pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given. Shrek is love I say, Shrek is life My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek I called him a cunt He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep Im crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and its really cold A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me Its shrek I am so happy He whispers in to ear "this is my swamp He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek He penetrates my butthole It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Shrek He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love My dad walks in Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now" Shrek leaves through my window Shrek is love, Shrek is life

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them

These are too long to re-record if i fuck something up, or even to check for fuck ups, so i hope this was good.

vocaroo.com/i/s1HygodSd0tc

So great. BTW your accent is very cool. Where are you from?

When i was walking up the stair
I saw a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, i wish, he'd go away

rolling, but c'mon OP.

Hello to Chris, Owen, Mike, and Issac. Fuck you guys. The guy speaking right now was hired off of Sup Forums to say this. Fuck you assholes.

reeeeRoll

REEEEEEEEEEEEEErolll cmon plz

I'll roll for you bro

vocaroo.com/i/s0OpeEHAC7Ld
Excuse the shit-assed bark machine in the backgroud.

Thank you! I'm a nigger from Argentina.

ey dubs. Thank you cumDaddy

SOYUZ NYERUSHIMY RESPUBLIK SVOBODNIH SPLOTILA NAVEKI VELIKAYA RUS'

Thanks bro. Sounds like you got a good cause, too. I'll roll for you.

In as girly voice as you can "You and me have been dating for a while now, user. I love everything you've done with me and I think I'm gonna love tonight hehe. I'll strip nice and slow for you out of this dress. I'm sorry by bewbs are so small but they're all yours if you want them. My ass too. Feel me all you like, user. Now rub between my legs. Feel that? If traps are gay, what does that make you?"

Las Malvinas són Británicas y siempre lo serán.

lol nvm you got this

reroll for this NiBBA

Booze run to the kitchen, brb.

vocaroo.com/i/s1WunEXXC6i1

Look, in case you reroll dubs, you better give me a reference on how to pronounce that shit.

It's okay bro I got this.
Hi, Elliot Rodger here. Well this is my last video. It all has to come to this. Tomorrow is the day of retribution, the day in which I will have my revenge against humanity. Against all of you. For the last eight years of my life, ever since I hit puberty, I’ve been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection and unfulfilled desires. All because girls have never been attracted to me. Girls gave their affection and sex and love to other men, but never to me. I’m 22-years-old and still a virgin. I’ve never even kissed a girl. I’ve been through college, for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I’m still a virgin. It has been very torturous. College is the time when everyone experiences those things

Reroll

Rererollerino

Im an Argentinian Sup Forums nigger, and I've got one thing to say to you. Fuck Ryan Zanganeh. That little bitch at Ashbury can go fuck himself. Fuck that cunt. From Max

"We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged, if you're fat you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, NOTHING SEXUAL."

Rolling for this btard

Rerolling

I swear by god this sacred oath. That I shall render unconditional obedience to Hitler and the Führer of the German Reich and people, Supreme Commander of the armed forces, and that I shall at all times be ready, as a brave soldier, to give my life for this oath.

Said "these" instead of "those", hope i'ts still good!
vocaroo.com/i/s0k60UAjVhJW

SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL VIKTORIA
ADE ADE ADE

Reroll.

ROLL

No need to reroll.
vocaroo.com/i/s1lJa3KNq76q

I just like using my epic voice.
vocaroo.com/i/s0ozjy560pwX

That was beautiful

So great. Fuck that cunt

THIS ONE OP

Since you asked nicely...
vocaroo.com/i/s0cUQetKCAek

top kek

Fuckin dyin here

Say "I like dicks in my ass... hole" in an announcer type voice

Booze run again, once sec.

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

Oops I did it again. I played with your heart. Got lost in the game. Oops you think I'm in love. Got sent from above, but I'm not that innocent

Say "Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself."

Lots of work to do OP. Better deliver

bump

nice mouse

I was on a booze run, nigger.

vocaroo.com/i/s1fdFpiQVVBr

vocaroo.com/i/s1fcXEg6zLwE

vocaroo.com/i/s0ufzm6qVYDP

vocaroo.com/i/s07hf1dEGGUQ

Idk why vocaroo fucks up the quality.

In a girly voice say "tee hee hee. I'm so excited to blow little bibbly bubbles on my fucking nigger cunt"

...

Nice thanks. What country are you from? You sound like Jean Claude Van Damme

"I Op am underage and like prepubescent traps"

Just because it was short.
vocaroo.com/i/s1LMYE9KSTiu

Glad you liked it. I'm from Argentina.

Say "A NEW CARRRR" like on The Price is Right

Bob McAdoo needs to be tied up in the middle of Met Life Stadium, covered in honey. Then, one million fire ants should be dumped on his body while he watches Eli Manning beat Tom Brady in both Super Bowl wins. Fuck that fucking jabroni!

Shorts == doable.
vocaroo.com/i/s1pjPeQijfme

Nice. I'm a big Astor Piazzolla fan. No joke he was brilliant.

Op, i need a sound board

He was, it's so sad it became a pseudo-intelectual meme around here, i'd be a fan too otherwise.

Me Chinese. Me Ching Chong. Me have small wang in my bum

(Read in a slightly angry southern accent)
Boy, lemme tell you somethin' about the founder of this here town. Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome dimma-don't give a dimma-damn about your feelings. You can either get with the times at Dorian's Gregorian Calendar Emporium or go searchin' for Surgeon Sturgil's Turgid Sturgeon for some bourbon, but if all you're gonna do is complain about how we name our shops, my friend, you can mosey on outta here.

I'm going to roll for you, Comrade

reroll

I had no idea that was the case there

J. K. Rolling

Off by one on both, fuck my life

Also 3rd roll

Scream IM A DIRTY ARGENTINIAN FAGGOTTTT

Reroll

4th roll

5th

get

>Montessori’s 18nth promotion explodes my club, at the border of ACV but always ATR, juan eats big black cock

Just try to say that

I don't think i can do better than this.
vocaroo.com/i/s0jCjJMPaAQW

>say icup
heheheheheeheheeheheeeheheheh LOL+