My pet german said heil hitler again so police had to take him

My pet german said heil hitler again so police had to take him

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Deep down low he just feels like killing it(the minorities)

My pet German won't stop installing agricultural simulators on my work desktop

You're not allowed to have endangered species as pets user.

Why not get a nice Turk or Greek instead?

I had to put my Greek down for shitposting :/

How do Australians deal with the feel that Hitler was born there?

They piss in their own mouths to drown the shame

My brazilian monkey ran away a few days ago, hasn't seen him since then

Greeks make their women to pets

my pet frenchman ran away again.

My pet North Korean tried to nuke me again

I forgot to feed my pet Irishman again

My pet Finn keeps moving my bed away from its bed every day while I'm at work. Same with our chairs at the kitchen table.

Millimeters at a time, it was hard to notice at first. Apparently there is not enough personal space.

I overfeed my pet American and now he has heart problems

underrated

My pet Swede kept rooting in the Surstromming cupboard and the smell in the house was terrible.

I had to have it put down :(

Same

What do?

He's probably made into soup by now, user

Just kill him, he's probably a piece of shit.

end his suffering. Shoot him

you deserve it, yank

My pet Russian was attempted to fed to crocodile today. Crocodile say "no, i not eat my own kind".

Cruelty 2 the burgers is never ok. Take him to a vet.

Send me to the veterinarian please, I'm going to die from a heart attack without treatment! Why are Yuropoor owners so neglectful?

The crocodile is retarded?

my pet frenchman will only eat really expensive things or he will have a fit
he has also taken possession of my property somehow and wears a crown all the time

My pet Fin is being fed by my neighbour and now he wont eat the veggies I put in him bowl. He keeps demanding chips and beer.

I just want us to be close.

I can't afford a veterinarian

My pet Mexican won't stop farting

What do? I am feeding him everything the pet store said to: takis, flaming hot Cheetos, and cheese wiz

Fucking end it's life already it never deserved it

neighbors pet muslim keeps trying to impregnate my leg.

>pet greek won't stop calling me a subhuman

Who's fault is that, Germany?

b-but he's my only friend

Wtf, I want to live

he hates you and you know it, it's merely a one-sided relationship

don't lie to yourself

If you can't afford a veterinarian, why did you decide it was a good idea to get a pet american in the first place?

You know how they act when you don't feed them enough potatoes

A pox on you, Sven is a great owner, he would never fuck me over

n-no, you're wrong

I thought it had free health care

My pet Lithuanian hates me, what do?

Are you sure about that?

you're being lied to, it's what Americans do best

My pet American thinks he's people, it's so cute

Mama Merkel said the muslim just wants to play.

>tfw my pet nigger got loose and robbed a store

Second time this month, thinking of getting him neutered

My pet Canadian thinks that he is exempt from all punishments because he's so nice, what a man.

Well I don't like all these niggers he brings over to our house, maybe I should kill him.

Silly Germanic...
Never trust women :)

my pet sami is throwing tantrum about being oppressed again

Go ahead, I won't stop you...

My pet American is dragging his bum all over the carpet and leaving stains

I have the same problem with mine, wat do?

My pet Canadian is dragging him bum all over the carpet and leaving trails of syrup behind him

My pet boxer dog has his ears cropped and my pet American has his penis cropped.

...

Guise I need help. My pet starts sharting all over the place, especially in the mall. What do?

shooting them

My pet cat is neutered and my pet Canadian has a sticky vagina

I'm guessing you have an American. It's typical of the breed, very difficult to train them out of it.

I think you have an infidel...

My pet Russians keep jumping the fence and shitting up the neighbours place.
They keep saying shit like 'we where here first' and 'finders keepers'

This can't go on :*(

Get rid of the fence.

My pet American gave birth to a huge litter of 37 million blacks and 56 million brown ones. Many of these offspring aren't even legal here

My pet Australian was killed by my pet bird :^(

My pet Canadian allowed a huge litter of 37 million Muslims and 56 million liberals into Canada. Many of them aren't legal.

>pet turk won't stop telling me he's greek

My outdoor pet American tried getting into the house twice. My father had to burn down his doghouse down to make him stop. Little fucker still bit my dad on a trip to New Orleans though.

My athletic pet Canadian tried beating the US in the Olympics many times. The US had to crush the Canadian team to stop them from beating America. Little fucker still beating us in the Winter Olympics, though.

>just give up already

embarrassing.

I had mine neutered
Moulting season is still a fucking nightmare though and they won't eat their watermelon

These are the only parts that are embarrassing,

If you give them a basketball it helps with their training

fake (hair)

Damn that's got to hurt

It's literally stitched into their heads

They aren't authentic if they don't eat watermelon

So hard to tell, might have been sold a couple of migratory Swedes or some genuine Africans someone's scooped out of the water and flogged them off as "Genuine" Americans.
All I know is that fucking cotton isn't going to pick itself.

I mean, is this shit normal?

No it's not uncommon