Waifu thread

waifu thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Thanks for the bake
Oh Jesus. I'm a Texan. I'd die in that temperature
You're not wrong but we at least have each other's disc

Most people would. I'm wondering if I could find an excuse to pay for something to be delivered...

Yep. They normally sing in English.
Dont be a pucci

:(
I can never find a time when it feels right to do things with others
no problem sergeant

A Texan?
I'm sorry you have to be that way...

In response to your previous question, I wish I had more leisure time, but that's how life is, too short and full of distractions

im bored

wait we do? send me a message

you mean you don't feel like it or do you worry about if it's opportune for the other person?

do a thing

youtube.com/watch?v=Vjz9m1TkQ_A

it's easier to stay alone

hey i listened to that once
good stuff

but it's more fun to be together, right?
fun isn't always easy

Blue apron!
Stop being mean
Oh it was you?
You say that like being is mostly a bad thing
I do too. But hey, my uncle told me to always work hard and you'll retire with money
Yup. Already forgotten I see

it should be :(
and yes

Blue apron?

yes

i'm sorry

then don't worry too much about it and just send me a message
it's not like you're obligated to do something with me if you send me a message, we could just have a short 5 minute chat if that's what you'd rather have

No

As if being what is bad?

ok i will try next time

I return.

Cute

Mhmm. They deliver ingredient to your door, you make it, etc
Niiice
Why apologize?
>
Being a Texan
Hi return

Now leave.

We have nothing like that, especially at this time of night.

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is it?

Well it's a well known fact that only steers and queers come from Texas

Shush you.

Lots of stuff to put away today, so will do.

very good my friend

sorry for forgetting you?

Come back with food.

closed tab and lost thread. Took me forever to find. I was sad

Here have one

im going to bed bye

DO YOU SUCK DICKS?

are you aware you can use the catalogue to search for threads?

Look it up real quick
Yum!
Idk lol. Doing better today?
Well guess what
Make me
Not accepted. The pain is too much to bare. Oh woe is me!
Are you happy now?

good night friend, sleep well

>Not accepted.

I'm also dumb

extremely

Why

No I just know we don't have it. Best I can order is a cheap shitty kebab.

well now you know
hopefully you can find it faster next time

Because I don't need both of them

Then why do you have both of them?

oh god I am laughing at myself....I've been on this stupid site for quite some time and I just learned that

thanks for not busting my ass about it ^_^

have a cute

:^)

very cute
are you also aware of the extensions available for Sup Forums? or are you on a phone?

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Hello

ello ello ello

How goes it

I got one in case I met a cute girl that wanted food

hiya yuuki

I caved and ordered tendies.

Well that was your mistake.

it's okay. Trying to feel the need to sleep.

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How's it going friendo

I'm going to sleep soonish myself

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Um, no, I don't

You're a steer?!

meh, had to go out to dinner and was stuck there forever cause my step-dad's family doesnt know how to shut the fuck up, other than that im good

Where did you eat

not much to do then I take it.

Ree
The pic says otherwise
>
Hi
What sauce?
I was going to say cowboy. But that works

But a cowboy isn't a steer, so by default they're a queer
Are you a queer that likes to go to the YMCA?

God, I hate when the people I'm with cannot just leave after eating. 5 or 10 minutes after finishing? Sure. But anything more is just annoying

Playing a game of 100% Orange Juice with some friends

Hello friendo

Didn't get any, gonna just eat them with the bbq sauce I've got.

I am on PC....show me what else I have missed

previous pic related was my shame

at least I know system 32...

What sort of bbq sauce?

do you have a discord i could add?
might be a little difficult to help you through slow posts

I have no idea, it was just cheap stuff I bought from the store. Also, forget tendies, this milkshake makes ordering food worth it.

Yami#9959

Try gates when you're at the store next

shitty mexican place in town

we were literally there for 2 fucking hours, at a restaurant, taking up like 6 tables for 2, fucking, hours

Can you get that in the UK?

Oh idk about that... probably online but I imagine shipping would be expensive

She is all mine.

Konoko waifu

Steal trips

Ree
Gg dude. Nice win
Booo
Oh

Also tron bonne

Is she from megaman?

Yep

>reee

Which ones?

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Jesus Christ that was a lot of shit to put away.

>in class
>doodling
>binder with drawings on front cover is next to me. Has a drawing of Fuu from Samurai Champloo
>hot af tiddy monster walks by
>she notices my drawing
>"Your drawing is p-pretty, user"

Well that's no good.

They were still good!

At least they're working you hard.

Legends

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*gropes you*

I'm a boy
Are you a lala homo man? Sure seems like it, groping men.

*sniffs butt*

Mash is for smashing & ERP. There's a reason that he left and went to /trash/.

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SO A DAY WHEN YOU'VE LOST YOURSELF COMPLETELY
COULD BE A NIGHT WHEN YOUR LIFE ENDS

Rem claimed

What's for dinner tonight my favorite gothic loli

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