SCREENCAP THIS - Sanders will be VP

my girlfriend is very close to the Trump campaign and it looks like Sanders will be Trump's VP. This debate is just a narrative device to unite the country.

Trump said he wont pick a democrat... well i got some news for you Sanders isn't a dem

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THE COMMIES PLAYED US LIKE A FIDDLE

No he fucking wont. Also if Trump picks Sanders as his VP in some hypothetical, I'm not voting for him.

AYO HOL-UP DAWG

Just hol-up.

Can you imagine if Trump said that Sanders will be his VP after Sanders quits his campaign? Can you imagine how many votes he would get out of that? Holy fuck. The man's a genius.

This I'll vote for Hillary and hope for civil war

remove communist

Holy shit no. That will never happen. Sanders would certainly never agree to it.

Not true at all. My father works at Nintendo and he told me that Trump's VP will be JEB!

God it would be a hilarious 4 years of comedy watching those two fight over policy every time they give a press conference. They could even get a rift like the Seinfeld or Curb Your Enthusiasm and play it over the speakers whenever Sanders throws his hands up and sighs trying to keep Trump from announcing a new policy decision 2 seconds after thinking it up

Gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8

Sage and deport this faggot.

Isn't VP basically designated cuckold position, with no real power? I wouldn't be surprised if he did pick him desu

he won't but its a perfect venue to show capitalism vs socialism and how the two ideologies favor into the american system being forefront in world vs the european stagnation we see

i just hope it doesnt get diluted under trumps inability to be coherent vs a career politician's ability to throw substance-less words

No, he won't.

>Trump makes JEB the VP
>"Well America, I hope for your sake nothing happens to me. Really I do. Because if something happens to me, you're gonna have another Bush in the oval office. And you don't want that. Believe me."
>Foolish guac-bowl merchant acts as an assassination shield.

>a gunshot away from socialism

Daddy would never allow this. Nice roleplay thread, though.

Fuck it. Hope this happens.

I don't get why he's even debating Bernie. He has nothing to gain from it and everything to lose. A lot of Bernie supporters are going to vote for him over Hillary anyways. All he's going to do is piss them off. Is he purposely trying to drive them away to Hillary's side?

>This debate is just a narrative device to unite the country.
Lol that would be fucking insane.

I hate commie sanders but if he fell in line as VP and Trump told him to shut the fuck up about the nigger pandering, I'd be on board.

Sadly OP is full of shit.

Pfft, I don't know where you're getting your information from but I work at Wendy's making 200k a year and I got a 12 inch donger and my sources tell me Hulk Hogan will be Trump's VP

>my girlfriend

Already lying.

If Trump made him VP he could spin it as a healing of the rift of America. No longer will people fight each other, both sides have combined. Trump will ensure not too much Bernie Commieness will make it through the filter but he will do something big about Tuition. Bernie won't do anything about The Wall.

Millennials will begrudgingly accept this alliance saying all the times Trump flip flopped and get off on the Republicans getting royally screwed.

Hillary will be so disgusting to Republicans and Trump will have just enough persuasion to convince most that he won't be left wing, they will mostly vote for him.

With youth and right wing mostly on his side he cannot lose.

THIS IS GONNA BE YUGE

but they are enemies

Excellent detective work there user. You nailed it.

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>Sup Forums
>girlfriend
stop lying

I am very close to the Trump campaign and it looks like OP is faggot. This thread is just a narrative device to unite the shitposters.

Sometimes you got to work with one enemy to defeat a larger enemy, Kim. Like Russia working with the US in wwII.

nice vpn

Bet trump's leathery sausage fingers went right up ur gf's snatch

who the fuck R/a/nd for VP here?

libertarians are manchildren with an addiction to some combination of drugs, video games, anime

If Sanders is VP then we're fucked beyond belief if that Illuminati card about Trump's assassination is true.

Dear god no...no...I'm actually triggered thinking the degree we'd be getting schemed by the jews if this happened and Trump was killed.

I don't see why anyone would choose poor man's Ron Paul over Ron Paul.

>my father works at nintendo
>flag
Mamma mia

A nationalist and a socialist.

Together, they could break away from the establishment and form a National Socialist Workers Party! Teamwork makes the dream work!

Its the only form of socialism that ever worked well.

Non-retarded people who read things instead of spending all their time on a shitty internet forum realize that Trump and Sanders have the same exact policies on:

-Economics (both are against neoliberalism)

-Foreign policy (both are against NATO and US empire)

Those are the only two issues that matter.

A Trump-Sanders ticket would win with 90% of the vote

Australia does it again

>drugs
>video games
>anime

me, me, and me. How did you know, senpai?

Man, how many people feeling the "bern" would just have their head literally explode if that was the case?

this is the fakest fake ever faked in the history of fake.
Trump isn't VPing a commie.

>implying Trumps whole purpose isn't to get Hillary elected.
These 2 fucks are friends that go way back. Trump him self has donated several thousands to Hillarys various campaigns. He's just there to act crazy so that people vote for Hillary.

If trump is fire, sanders is water.
They are completely different. Wouldn't work.

No fucking way would Sanders put aside his greedlust. The man is so entrenched that anyone earning above 350k is no longer deemed The People in his words.

Let's be honest, the candidates this cycle are so brash that their VPs will be useless beyond image.

No thank you. We, Sup Forums, do not like National Socialism

Because I was one of you, you need an ideology that justifies your lazy and hedonistic behavior.

hopefully you'll grow out of it

>tfw I scrolled down to see if someone already said this

Trump is unstable and unprincipled I'll give you that, but the Republicans will never accept a fucking commie.

>economics
Bernie is in favor of drastically increasing minimum wage and giving free college tuition. This will result in millions of retards that should be working dropping out of the workforce for four years to become indoctrinated with cultural marxism. And no, they won't stay out of college to get a minimum wage jobs because of a massively increased incentive to automate the simplest jobs such as cashiering. They will go to college to party and live off the tax payer dime even if they don't want a degree, why not if it's so inexpensive?

Sanders panders hard to niggers and is explicitly anti-white. He would want marxist supreme court picks.

Sanders would only work if he falls in line like the little cuck he is. In which case like you said, it would be the biggest landslide in world history.

woah so deep user
i bet nobody has had that theory before
quick we need to alert the media that user had a great theory

they need to know trump isn't a "TRUE" outsider

No he isn't

> These 2 fucks are friends that go way back.

Yep, here's Trump in his own words.

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Daily reminder that Bernie is not in favor of open borders and is a believer in keeping the US as a nation-state.

>Trump him self has donated several thousands
>Trump him self has donated several thousands
>Trump him self has donated several thousands
>Trump him self has donated several thousands
>Trump him self has donated several thousands

Daily reminder that unless he deports illegals, open or closed borders won't matter anyway because illegals breed real fast.

I'd be concerned if he was referencing individual things that she's done that he liked, but he just keeps saying "I like her" which Trump has said about virtually everyone at some point.

kek Sup Forums 4 president. Reddit only vp

wat how have I not seen this before

Doesn't he still talk about muh poor refugees and whatnot?

Good.

He said she was the best Secretary of State, performed above and beyond everybody else. He was talking in the context of her running for president.

I think he's one of those people that thinks that the US should take care of its own people first and then worry about the rest of the world. Trump seems to want to keep America on top and only worry about us.

Ah, I see. Well since the options are

1. Vote for a guy who has a slight possibility of being a Clinton shill

2. Vote for Clinton

Seems like the first option is just a bit better

That's a good analysis of this election. At least this is election of the people, before Facebook and Twitter and YouTube start meddling with their own candidates, which will happen.

>National
>Socialist

M e m e
M a G i c

>Trump seems to want to keep America on top and only worry about us.
I think that's for the best. Progressives think if we keep throwing money at shitholes in Africa they will suddenly stop setting each other on fire. Problem is, all we're doing is propping up their population for a massive collapse. Private organizations can still do that if they want to, but I don't think governments should be heavily involved.

>Trump = Nationalist
>Sanders = Socialist

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

I've been saying it for ages.

TRUMP/SANDERS 2016

Well, do what you must.

BTW, the most concise argument against supporting a liberal to lead the conservative party and the country has been expressed by a great American.

> Hamilton despised John Adams and his coterie among his own party to the point where he was willing to lose the election of 1800. “If we must have an enemy at the head of government,” Hamilton said in exasperation, “let it be one whom we can oppose, and for whom we are not responsible.”

Why would I care about either political party? That comparison would hold if I was remotely loyal to the GOP.

Trump holds nationalist values, that's what I value most in this election. I don't care whether or not people want to call his ideals conservative. Which one most certainly should given by the fact that a vast majority of this country's conservative party's constituents are voting for the man.

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When Sanders becomes Trump's vp. The wall will happen and then he will build this

Venus project based in florida

America will be a Resource based economy in the future.

Yeah because nothing says individual responsibility like living in your moms basement

lol is this that zeitgeist guy

>Trump is le hillary plant may may
Has this election not shown you that this is patently false? Are you paying attention? He's making it hard as shit for her to get elected. Trump is probably the worst candidate she could've gone up against; Yeb would've just been a passive cuck that got her elected easily, and he was the assumed front runner before Trump.

Wow, you just reminded me of about a year ago. I was thinking "welp, I guess I hope Rand is the guy, but I know it's just gonna be Jeb so that Hillary can steamroll him."

And then Trump appeared.

trump was asked point blank about sanders and he didn't say no

It depends on who actually wins the election doesn't it? Only time will tell. If Hillary wins, then Trump was a plant and Sup Forums will not pass go and not collect $200. Y'all will be some dunce hat wearin motherfuckers if Hillary wins lol.

>if Hillary wins, then Trump was a plant
Could you explain the missing logical steps in this statement, my melanin-enriched friend?

Hillary having such shitty numbers and possibly very low turnout means that Trump's antics enticed more people to vote for Hillary. Believe it or not most people, even Trump supporters don't share the opinions of Sup Forums.

You really like leaving out logical steps. I'm guessing it's the result of your shrunken frontal lobe.

Anyway, Hillary has more votes than anyone right now so I'm not sure what you mean by shitty numbers. She's the prime establishment candidate and they are trying to push her as hard as they can. If she wins it's a Trump failure and a victory for globalism, but that's the end of it. Since Trump was able to beat every other GOP candidate while also receiving more Independent and Democrat voters than any of them, it's completely illogical to assume that any one of them would have done better.

I tried to break it down simply, I hope you can comprehend that one, my nigga.

>Trump holds nationalist values

He USES some nationalist values (which contradict to what he said in the past) to get ahead and get elected. There's a big difference.

What nationalist values has he been explicitly opposed to in the past? Note that nationalist does not just mean anti-immigration.

He would lose just as many. Idiot.

> Why would I care about either political party?

Because you don't want to live in a communist country, trust me. It matters how many commies there are in the Senate and your local government and so on.

kek. I do like your version, great reality show that would be.

Trump is not a communist, so that's completely irrelevant.

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NATIONALISM + SOCIALISM = NATIONAL SOCIALISM

DON'T KILL STRASSER THIS TIME ADOLF

Can you name the party whose candidates are running to stop communists from implementing their agenda?

Of course you care about parties and the possibility that liberal Trump is gonna destroy the conservative party.

oy vey, you forgot about ID's

Not sure what point you're driving at because you keep running away from the initial one.

You just admitted that a possible Clinton shill will be leading Republicans I was discussing what that will mean for conservatism in America.

I THOUGHT THE SAME!!!!

Trump + Sanders could rule the world!

Except Sanders has said on record that he, no matter what, will support Hillary Clinton to make sure Trump doesn't win???

Keep your "oy veys" for empress Jew breeding machine

What is the difference? Trump is the nominee already. If a GOP shill was the nominee it just would've meant a guaranteed Hillary presidency, 3-5 new Marxist Supreme Court picks, and conservatism in America would cease to exist.

I don't really give a shit about your definition of conservatism in America, I care about nationalism in America, of which Trump is the only candidate.

why are everyone flipping over this. Every VP in history has been the complete contrary to what the president is, and its not like the VP has any power, he's literally a mascot.

Yes, Sanders is a democrat. He will never be Trump's VP pick.

:^)