ITT: Describe your sex life with a video game quote

ITT: Describe your sex life with a video game quote.

Game over

"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?" - Duke Nukem

Try again

you and your friends are dead. game over

No one stoooops!

“Not even last night’s storm could wake you.” -Jiub

“If light cannot escape me, what hope have you?” -Enigma

"War, war never changes..."

Dead or alive

C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!

"You have been doomed ever since you lost the ability to love. - Alucard

"I'm here to chew ass" - Dick Kick'em

Aah, fresh meat!

IS THIS FROM SYMPHONY OF THE NIGHT THAT'S MY FAVORITE GAME

Would you kindly?

good taste in games and gets, sir

"Don't feel bad; you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!" -the spy

WHAT IS A MAN???

...

*Hell. It's about time*

"How about for a fewwow kid like me?"

Take thiiiiiiis - Rex

"bloated,like a drowned pig"

Big money! Big prizes! I love it!

Daddy is back you bitches - gta IV

Never make a girl a promise you can't keep- halo 2

Are you as good as my daddy, Mister?

...

A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS

A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
- Tidus, FFX

nothing is true, everything is permitted

speak for yourself

"Nanomachines, son."

"Is there a way to take off my pants?"
Naked Snake

The princess is in another castle

Gone in 60 seconds

Dood that game is fuckin awesome. Been meaning to play it again recently.

kekd

checkd

Snake?...Snnake?...Snnnaaaaaaaaaaakeeeee!!??
-MEtalGearSoliD

Memes...the DNA of the soul...

why are we still here? just to suffer?

What a terrible night for a curse

"HEY LISTEN!"

WOAH HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I hope this is not ... Chris's blood.

Sorry user, but the princess is in another castle.

>you've met with a terrible fate have you

NO YOU LISTEN!

YOU'RE THE LAST ONE COMPLETE THE MISSION

Im just a kid

Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time.

"Bomb defused, counter terrorists win" -cyka blyat

The raw strength of youth may be spent...

What are you doing?
>Finishing this fight

Oh no, I'm late to class... Doc Connors is gonna kill me!

WORDS THAT KILL

>Gone in 60 minutes

YOU'RE TOO SLOW

Do a Barrel Roll!

Sex
Sex never happens

No matter how hard you try, No matter what you do, you will never win.

Are you a boy or a girl?

*Horrible

"I lost control"
"You never were in control"

My name is Gato
I have metal joints
Beat me up
And earn fifteen silver points

"kept you waiting, didn't I?"

They're dead, Soap.

>Undertale
Maybe that's why you're a virgin

ZERO DEATHS....

There is darkness in every heart.

It's important to push when you can't pull.

you must construct additional pylons

Step 1: Secure the Keys

Gotta go fast?

Step 7: Raise hell
Step 8: Freedom

I'm here to chew ass and kick gum, and I'm all out of ass :^(

>Tf2
>Good taste in games
Pick one

A wretched hollow, not fit even to be cinder

It was inevitable.

Me, me, pickle-pee!
Me me, pump-a-rum!

you were almost a jill sandwhich

patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

"You are in a dark and damp cellar with a narrow passageway leading north, and a crawlway to the south."

-- Zork I

>Posting on Sup Forums
We're all virgins here.

my sides

"The world is better off without snakes"

Haha! Gary!

"Fresh meat!"

- The Butcher

Diablo

She's in another castle

Balls of steel.

Can't even die right.... Gives me Conniptions.

:)

"My right arm is a lot stronger than left arm!" - Tryndamere

*my left
Fuck me.

"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this"

why on earth you need a condom to go alo...oh i get it

Psycho mantis?!?

"i used to be an adventurer till i took an arrow to the knee"-skyrim