If you inherited sudden wealth (lottery, family death, etc), what would you do with that resource?

If you inherited sudden wealth (lottery, family death, etc), what would you do with that resource?

I don't fucking know. It wouldn't make me happy though.

Nothing meaningful

Make more money and live out a power fantasy like all rich fucks,.

Pay off student loans. Get some basic things for home, a bit of new furniture and such. Bank or invest the rest.

Tell my boss to fuck off and quit. Invest my cash and take a fucking vacation. Try to forget all the shit the bothers me right now.

Pay the taxes.

Invest in something safe with an average 4-5% return.

Retire at 50.

well I stand to inherit 7 million dollars from my uncles estate because he molested me as a kid. watch for thread because I'm planning to give some of it away on Sup Forums soon.

That seems to happen pretty often

I've always wanted to open a lemonade stand. But I'd do it super fancy and exclusive.
I'd lease some large single room office space next to like a Panera or Chipotle or Home Depot (some place semi crowded like that anyway, where people expect customer service on a fucking platter) and have a single mahogany desk with fancy chair, state of the art computer, and 1 pitcher of the best lemonade you've ever had. All the way in the back too so you have to walk the length of the building to get to me.
And people might see the signs and enter, wondering what's so good about it and then order a cup. But we don't have cups. You can't have any. It's fucking Exclusive.
And customers will complain and say why even have a store, and I'll knock the damn pitcher off the desk and tell them to get out as a maid rushes out of the closet with towels and a replacement pitcher.
Bonus points if I rent next to a law firm so I can scratch his car doors everytime I park next to him in the morning and not care when he tries to sue cause I'm rich. Probly spend most of my time on that fancy computer browsing Sup Forums and doctoring videos so it looks like he scratched my car.
Now that's a 9-5 job I could get excited about.

Buy a house, open up a business, invest some, and the rest goes to savings.

Yawn... And then what? Just sit in an arm chair till the investment matures and then die with a lot of money in your account?
What are you gonna do with the moola?

>Invest in something safe with an average 4-5% return.

please tell me what that is

immediately bank it, set it up to require two signatures to withdraw more than 1% total amount at any time, and live like a king off the interest

well, im getting $30k from a wrongful death lawsuit next month. that's the last payment. i spent the first two payments (2x15k) entirely on drugs. since the 30k will be the last signficant money i ever get, i plan on capping the speedball binge this time with an epic overdose.

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i like this idea, sounds hilarious.

buy a car, pay for insurance then finish trade school

This guys got the right idea. Sooooo many drugs. Like, all the drugs. Damn I want some drugs...

depending on the amount of wealth, it wouldn't have to be that high, but some higher risk money market accounts can get that kind of return. you get the higher rate by promising the bank that they can invest more of your money. e.g. you aren't allowed to surprise them and take all your money out all at once.

Buy a really long rope (rlly long) and hang myself. Maybe I'll tie the noose to my private jet and then jump out. I'll be flying like superman!

self produce tv and movies.

Depends on the amount.

100k to a million? Pay off my credit card, by some new PC parts, go to a financial advisor and set up an investment account.

Upwards of a few million? Hire a personal financial advisor to take care of it and give me monthly allowances.

Buy a car, move into an apartment, buy a lot of drugs, then make music forever.

>hike to the top of mount everest
>plant a very sturdy pole and tie a rope around it
>walk back down and extend the rope behind you
>back at basecamp, run out of rope
>hang yourself from an entire mountain

Invest 80% of it in dividend champion stocks. Use the other 20% to travel around the world.

>assume all the lawyer/financial advisor bullshit happens

AFTER THAT

>Buy land through attorney/legal representative- pay someone smart to buy property for me without the realtor fucking me over with deceptive bullshit
>buy some live in maids/prostitutes
>walk around in crossdressing cosplay all the time fucking my maids.

...

1st thing I would do, is go to the doctor and get shit checked out. Cant afford medical shit right now.

2nd: finish my degree (maybe even get more than one)

3rd: start a business and invest money

4th :?????

5st: Profit

i fucken spat on my monitor. I love it. Where can I invest?

Kek

Learn how to triforce because im an new fag 2009 and i still cant

Travel. Invest. Entertain. Provide. Not necessarily in that order.

Literally going on Sup Forums causes you to get molest by an uncle. It's not if, it's when

I’d invest in property and rent to folks, then invest in/open a small local business with low overhead like a donut or flower shop and stay busy with that. Travel to asia and africa. Put the rest in a war chest. Yeah... that’s probably it.

Can confirm. Logged onto Sup Forums once, 7 years later Bam! Raped by my uncle

Would you bury the war chest and hand out monthly clues on Sup Forums til some anonfag found it?

First I'd buy the shells and parts of all the famous cars I love (70s ford falcon, 80s lotus, m1 Abrams)

Then I'd buy alot of land (over 1000 acres) in Arizona or Alaska.

Then, I'd build a fucking castle. Concrete with rebar and notches for climbing ivy

Finally I'd open a gun store with class 3 sot 2 so I can own full auto guns. Pay off the local sheriff's to buy some full autos every year so atf can fuck themselves

I would sit on my ass everyday and do nothing

Kek

calculate how many years of my life i can live with thet amount of money.... if i can live well through 60 i'm not investing shit... drigs and video games would be my life

Two chicks
Same time

exactly

If that's how you'd live, you're not living through your 60s anyway.

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Blackjack and hookers

pay for education, live in a nice studio apartment with a nice pc setup and comfy bed

probably spend most of it on family/friends

nothing. i would do nothing and it would be everything i ever thought it could be.

also i would smoke weed 24/7 and get drunk on the weekends and eat tons of pizza and jack off to 3d porn games

the life

Investments all the way-buy apartment/s for rent, put some money in the bank and pay my studies two years ahead. And travel. A lot.

Buy a plot of land and hire people to build me a big ass pyramid. Either that or immediately have a heart attack from excitement

Buy a shitload of kebabs and a helium tank
I'd eat those kebabs and kill myself