This guy walks up to you in the club, slaps your girl's ass and winks at you

This guy walks up to you in the club, slaps your girl's ass and winks at you.

How do you respond?

Keep in mind he's 7'2" and 435 lbs

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call him a nigger and pinch his butt

Most days, I'm passively suicidal - I'd wink back and cup his balls.

Today, I'm feeling pretty violent. I'd probably kick his left knee as hard as I could, and hope it breaks so I could stomp his skull in.

>I'd probably kick his left knee as hard as I could, and hope it breaks so I could stomp his skull in.
You'd wake up in hospital 3 days later with a few broken bones of your own m8

I like you.

fucc his mum

either do nothing or smile and carry on

guys who bring their girlfriends "to the club" probably are either betas or not taking monogamy seriously anyway

cherish the high five he just gave me, forever

give him a bj with my gf

worth it.

Up for a threesome bro?

I think I've seen this guy on YouTube before.

He's gay.

ask him where he found me a girlfriend

A man of honor

Call Brock lesnar to kick his ass if I knew him

Shoot him twice in the chest

Fat cupcake eatin motherfucker, touch my girls ass again and I'll rape your mother

The first part was funny, why'd you have to make it gay?

Empty .45 into his chest and face.
I will stand ground to defend my property.

I make it gay after he's out. I'm not sodomizing that monster while he's awake. Are you fucked?

Hit him as hard as I can in the balls

Touch his genitals and make him cry #metoo to the media

what club do you know that allows you to bring a handgun in you incel faggot

This. Doesn't matter how big he is, he gets kicked in the balls he's going down

Shoot him
Or
Call cops, inform them of the uppity nigger who is definitely armed. I'd then hope they know I was winking into the phone when I said it

Ok does he have a gun??
Because there are guns.
Guns that will make all those steroids look silly.

I am six one and 285 pounds and fortunately smart enough not to fuck with people.

If someone smaller than me shoots me because I touched him or his girlfriend. It's not breaking my rules.

7'2" and 435 lbs aside he's still a faggot for picking on weaker people.

He will get old, he will be weak, if he doesn't get killed.

Hes not 7'2 or 435, so id call you a liar.

>This. Doesn't matter how big he is, he gets kicked in the balls he's going down

>he doesn't do ball benches in the gym

Spotted the guy whose never worked out a day in his life.

>implying I'm going to tell them I have a gun

Did you learn nothing from omar "empty my 9 at the glory hole line" mateen?

FPBP

The kinda clubs that real men go to and bring their hoes to establish a broader sense of dominance, obviously, you safety-first scrotum tickler.

>not doing squats with a 2pl8 on your sack

Taint never gonna make it

Pull her towards me, walk away, and watch his knees explode in slow motion. Be at the bar across the street when the ambulance shows up.

90s Big Hurt is at the club?

>>club
>>girl

come on user, be realistic. two things you'll never see an user do, go outside and have a gf.

I'm 5"6 so I'd headbutt him in the nuts as hard as I can then run to safety with my hypothetical girlfriend as fast as I can

nigger clubs have lax security

HE'S ACTUALLY 5'5" AND 220 POUNDS...BUT HAVE AT YOUR WET DREAM FAT WHITE FAG

Word up, I'm pulling out the pistols and blowing holes thru his chest, no homo

Give him the old terry crews

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Nice monologue bro

I'd we wondering how he managed to slap my non-existent girl in the ass.

LOL..I BOUNCED AT ONE. I WAS TOLD BY MANAGEMENT IF SOME ONE DOESN'T CONSENT TO A CHECK THEN I HAVE TO SKIP HIM, NO ARGUMENTS IN LINE.
WE HAD 5 SHOOTINGS OVER THE SUMMER AND THE CITY PULLED THE CLUB'S LICENSE BUT I ALWAYS SUSPECTED THE OWNER WAS A GANG MEMBER WHO WAS IN THE PLANNING FOR THE SHOOTINGS. SHADY AS FUCK BUT THE MONEY WAS CRAZY,.

Pull my Glock with the extendo maga and spray his head to mush.

I HAVE A GF BUT SHE'S 90 POUNDS AND MY ASS IS NICER THAN HER ASS. SHE'S BUILT LIKE A 12 YEAR BUT SHE'S ASIAN. IF HE SLAPPED HER ASS SHE WOULD BREAK.

Well you certain lack awareness of caps lock like a nigger so I believe it

YOU WOULD BE SEEING A LOT OF HIS TYPE IN PRISON.

I LOVE YOUR NIGGER GRAMMAR FAT WHITE FAGGOT.

Kick him in the knee, because there's no point in hitting a nigger in the head.

I'm a svelt 360 pounds, good sir

Pout that he didn't slap my butt too

Stab him then play soccer with his head

this is pretty common way to joke around in the african american community. i wouldn't take it too seriously. my gf knows who her bf is. like she said they just have different humor

You know what's illegal in the UFC do it in the cement concrete parking lot

Knees elbows and Thai kicks soccer kicks to the head of a downed opponent

SO Sup Forums 'SKINNY'. AND IF YOU ARE OVER 5'5" YOU ARE ALSO A Sup Forums GIANT.

remind him that It's physically impossible for a human of that stature to exist and weigh so much, then laugh as he fades away

FAT FUCK: YOU ARE HYPERVENTILATED OVER A HYPOTHETICAL 100% BULLSHIT SCENARIO. GO OUTSIDE SON. YOU SPENT TOO MUCH TIME HERE.

Kick him in the nuts and beat the fuck out of him.

I don't have a girl and I'm not done fag who goes to clubs.

AR-15 to the niggers noggin.

OLIVER RICHARDS DISAGREES WITH YOU 5' 500 POUND FAT FUCK

Go home, get some leather gloves and add razor blades to the edges of it so when I make a knife hand it actually is reinforced by a knife. Stud it with metal outside, rubber inside so the glove from inside to out is: leather, rubber, metal and attach a 2 million volt battery pack to it that which is to be worn as a backpack. Come back to the club a week later when he isn't looking, turn the volt glove knife thing on and fuck him up like a narutard piece of shit. Make it on the news.

Pic related.

oh god i hope this is a joke

>Must have noticed the cap loc at least half way....

i'd slap his ass and wink at his girl