I've come to the conclusion that an average penis isn't big enough. I need at least 7 inches. It's at the point now where if a guy I'm dating has an average penis, I ghost him the moment I find out.
Why is it so fucking hard to find a guy with at least 7 inches?
Ethan Russell
nice bait
kys
Hunter Nelson
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Dylan Wright
You're probably just not marketing yourself correctly. There are plenty out there, and I am not one of them. I suggest dating sites. Plainly state what you are there for and be sure to carry a knife if someone dupes you then attempts to behave maliciously.
Jason Perez
Stale pasta is stale
Kevin Peterson
Tits and timestamp or gtfo
Wyatt Morgan
93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length
Christopher Cox
bump
Levi Nelson
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Luis Watson
A genre isn't copypasta, newfag. In order for something to be copypasta, it has to be a verbatim copy+paste.
Have similar threads to this been posted before? Sure. But it's more likely that the reason for that is due to the fact that an average penis is too damn small than anything other reason.
Nathan Sanchez
do you own a ferret
Xavier Gutierrez
lurk moar
John Watson
been here since 2007
Camden Wright
bullshit. trips don't lie.
Cooper Brooks
>Why is it so fucking hard to find a guy with at least 7 inches? Because they don't want to stick their dicks in a slut?
Ryder Scott
I feel you one this one but bigger really isn't always better unless it's big all around. I once fucked this guy who had around 9 inches but was thin as fuck, basically stabbed the hell out of me
Bentley King
Let me see your pussy bitch
Jacob Walker
I love how you sperlords seem to believe that a girl who fucks lots of guys has more sex than a girl with a steady boyfriend.
You do realize that girls who have boyfriends have sex nearly everyday too, right? If two women are having an equal amount of sex, what makes a sluts vagina stretch and a monogamous vagina have the same amount of sex stay tight?
Luke Johnson
This
Noah Kelly
>Femanon Because average penis size is 5.5" and most women aren't size queens. /Thread
Evan Green
Nearly all black guys are packing 7 inches.
Cameron Ward
Nope. Data does not back this claim.
Zachary King
user didn't say anything about tightness? He just said they don't wanna stick their dick in a slut
Michael Taylor
Who said anything of the sort? It's not getting fucked, or how often she gets fucked that makes her slut; it's by how many she gets fucked.
William Barnes
It's not the number of times she's fucked, its the number of men. OP's sampled half the eastern seaboard, and that makes her a slut.
Jonathan Anderson
>Because they don't want to stick their dicks in a slut?
We don't? What fucking planet do you live on?
Carter Wood
We don't, virgin. Your friends are virgins too, and they've been lying to you during those after school xbox sessions.
Kevin Cruz
How old are you? Because 7 is average.
Jackson Wood
This.
A girl with a steady boyfriend has just as much sex as a slut. Which means a girl who is in a 2 year relationship has has ~10 miles of dick too.
Zachary Williams
Cool thread dude
Luke Sanders
see
Colton Russell
>And I am not one of them My condolences for out smol dikd brother
Kayden Russell
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Blake Peterson
Timestamp or gtfo
Kayden Roberts
A year fucking your boyfriend doesn't make you a slut. A year fucking two dozen different guys makes you a prostitute with a lousy understanding of economics.
Eli Butler
This
Caleb Green
You're an idiot.
Jonathan Russell
So? What does that have to do with the point she was making?
Grayson Wood
>walks into an internet tackle shop >points out that there is bait everywhere >expects to receive kudos for it on an anonymous image board, where no one could possibly give him any credit for his astute observation because no one has a fucking clue who he is
Dude, we know it's bait and we're replying anyways. That's what this place is for. Go be a newfag somewhere else.
Jayden Gomez
No, you.
Ayden Butler
Thats the same reason I will only date a D cup.
Liam Carter
And what is the optimum number of sexual partners a person can have in a year?
Michael Nelson
Depends. If they are a guy, as many as they can get. If they are a girl, one sexual partner every three years. Anything more than this and she's isn't marriage material.
Adrian Bennett
If multiple keys open the same lock, it is a shitty lock.
Ryder Jenkins
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Kayden Jones
This philosophy is probably why men spread STDs more than women.
Nathaniel Hill
The penis is not a key, its more like a surgeons gloves. And the pussy is like an open wound.
If that glove touches anything besides the wound, they are rendered useless.
Elijah Murphy
Irrelevant.
>make point A >argue against point B, ignoring point A entirely.
Kevin Evans
>men spread STDs more than women.
citation needed.
Joseph Brown
because guys with a 7 inch dick know their value, and they know better than to give it to some musdshark whore.
Ethan Richardson
Fake af. If you want to be taken for real you should have said at least 10 inches.
Brandon Wright
No we don't you fag
Anthony James
user here
I've come to the conclusion that a legal girl isn't tight enough. I need at least a 12yo.
It's at the point now where if a girl I meet isn't currently in elementary school I ghost her as soon as i find out.
Why is it so hard to find a loli who's willing to fuck?
Dominic Kelly
Haha um yeah it does. Pro tip dont believe propaganda to make you feel better. Look up average condom sizes for each country. Thats right they difer. Think im lying try to get a condom that fits in asia if you are white. Biggest average condom size is in south america and the other results may also surprise you