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Bit early but I'll allow it
failing my degree in 9 hours and 45 minutes
cute lads
absolute state
sort yourself out
>2 posts early
JAAAAAAANNNNNYYYYYYYY
anime
I like this thread, might squat here for a bit
just polished off half a Booths pork pie with a packet of 'hot' hot sauce I got from the Taco Bell in the Arndale the other day
have to say it was very, VERY good
curried beans, chicken breasts, and rice for din din lads
please rate it based on:
>nutrition:
>taste:
>pairing:
>sophistication:
Considering doing a sex with a member of the same gender
Might have a wank and get rid of the urge
my doggo is snoring
Want a cute bf to dress up as a Sylveon and suck me off.
...
can't remember my last wank
Really getting into girls licking their own pussy and being fucked in that postion
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Jesus fucking CHRIST
Need a submissive cute little /brit/ boy to live under my desk and keep my cock and balls cool and lubricated with his mouth during these hot summer months
povvo as fuck
but probably tastes quite nice depending on the herbs/spices/salt you've used
hope it goes ok x
tiny and petite girl who is cute is more friendly to me than the tall and large girl who is not cute who is rude to me
thought it was supposed to be the opposite
5
7
-2.4
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think i'm in love, lads
philosophy is dead
there is only science
theres nothing wrong with homosexuality as long as the people dont look and act like poofs
pretty good at this cooking thing
Fat girls are all massive cunts
Good
forgot to mention I'm using the 0-10 scale haha
why are my thighs so chunky lads
t.flaming queen
...
i am xx
need to lick a pussy
dunno how i'll remember it all 2bh
Willies gone hard
any literary man in?
why does Lucas need to use the structure of the Monomyth to create the Star Wars mythology, which is aimed primarily at children?
fat cunt
Science is just an extension of philosophy
i really dont get it
are they all self hating or what? What do they get out of browsing Sup Forums
>mushy pease
>soggy chips
>blatantly stewed tea
no youre not
RED SURGE
Oh my
So it has
*nuzzles up against it*
Haha wow it's throbbing now user
*takes its entire length down my throat without even asking you permission*
Mmmm
the bf has a bigger willy than me even though he's the bottom
JUST
fuck britain tbf
t. humanities student and certified brainlet
tea is mean't to be stew'ed
nah, fuck me first and see if that gets rid of the urge
gay cunt
u gay?
t. computer science autist
physics student here, you're a spastic if you think science isn't a branch of philosophy. It is the natural philosophy
Got a BSc lad.
Think I'm gay now
i'm like 150lbs
pics of you both PLEASE x
fair enough
hate gays. love feminine cocks. simple as
>physics student here, you're a spastic if you think science isn't a branch of philosophy. It is the natural philosophy
physics student here and you're full of shite
5/10 pretty neutral on nutrition
7/10 taste sounds like a comfy meal
8/10 pairing cant really fault it 2bh
3/10 sophistication, not much thought had to go into it but does garner a few points because its all real food and not doritos and the high pairing score saves you a couple of points in sophistication
aggregate meal score: 6.89, nearly a 7. very much worth eating.
>his degree isn't accredited by IET
HOWLING
Just take a moment to think about it for a second, every single attractive white women who can be considered attractive has had black dick in her at one point in her life.
Pics of your bum? X
Tasted pretty good most of the time. Make her suck her juices off your fingers or your dick too, that's some hot shit
was about to ask if any scientists were here but there appears there are. i was looking to ask if there was any chance the bacteria in my yoghurt would mutate and kill me. thanks in advance
not really
no its fucking not you grim CUNT
PhilosoPEE has no place in modern society
Just do science and shut the fuck up
Bet you're one of those pseudointellectuals who brands themselves "agnostic" and open to homeopathy
Absolutely go fuck yourself pronto because nobody else will
She's not that attractive though
May have just discovered a new fetish lads.
ive noticed the opposite in my experience. usually girls with manlier features are assholes and petite lil qts are always really sweet and pleasant to be around.
bigger women are usually the edgelords of the female world. ask any girl about their taller/bulkier friends, the tall girl is usually quite edgy. some of them are alright though
do thoroughly enjoy a girl doing that desu
reminder
Scared to deff and scared to look THEY SHOOK
Cos it ain't no thing as HALFWAY CROOKS
t. whitelet
Supersonic post
GOOD post
>reddit spacing
>"i fucking LOVE le science xDD"
kys
>Tasted pretty good most of the time. Make her suck her juices off your fingers
>tfw virgin
>tfw will never get to do this
why are there so many gay cunts here, guarantee u make a strawpoll the majority'll be poofs
archetypes are usually even more prevalent in childrens stories than in adult stories. they're put in place to learn lessons and children generally need lessons more than adults do, especially in a narrative form.
dont have any confidence when it comes to women.
*looks up at you with watering eyes from throating your cock so vigorously*
Haha, thanks daddy
*slides my throat down your cock while maintaining eye contact*
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we're just a vocal minority x
reckon sloterdijk practically had an orgasm when that Trump orb picture went viral
I'm straight. Lost the 'ginity at 14 and have been having regular sex ever since, but something about really cute lads who have this seemingly insatiable hunger for my cock drives me mad
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t. white nationalist
Your practically a virgin anyways if you eat pussy.
its like 3 gays who jump on every ironic "wish i was gay" comment to do roleplay
I always upvote ass
>im straight but i want to shag blokes
ok mate
*kisses the back of your neck*
there was one earlier who turned day because his dad molested him
freaks the lot of them
Ah yes excellent argument and post in general
I can see why humanities speaks to you xxx
ah yes London
Shave your legs and arms and then
BELFAST
i think "men have cocks so they know how to suck em" must be a bit of a myth
i mean i wouldn't have a clue what to do if someone put a willy in my face
why are australians obsessed with black dicks?
>Tasted pretty good most of the time. Make her suck her juices off your fingers or your dick too, that's some hot shit
th-that sounds pretty cool
d-does her pussy juice like
leave residues on your dick