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Epic Memes edition.

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Bit early but I'll allow it

failing my degree in 9 hours and 45 minutes

cute lads

absolute state

sort yourself out

>2 posts early

JAAAAAAANNNNNYYYYYYYY

anime

I like this thread, might squat here for a bit

just polished off half a Booths pork pie with a packet of 'hot' hot sauce I got from the Taco Bell in the Arndale the other day

have to say it was very, VERY good

curried beans, chicken breasts, and rice for din din lads

please rate it based on:

>nutrition:
>taste:
>pairing:
>sophistication:

Considering doing a sex with a member of the same gender

Might have a wank and get rid of the urge

my doggo is snoring

Want a cute bf to dress up as a Sylveon and suck me off.

...

can't remember my last wank

Really getting into girls licking their own pussy and being fucked in that postion

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Jesus fucking CHRIST

Need a submissive cute little /brit/ boy to live under my desk and keep my cock and balls cool and lubricated with his mouth during these hot summer months

povvo as fuck
but probably tastes quite nice depending on the herbs/spices/salt you've used

hope it goes ok x

tiny and petite girl who is cute is more friendly to me than the tall and large girl who is not cute who is rude to me

thought it was supposed to be the opposite

5
7
-2.4
11

think i'm in love, lads

philosophy is dead

there is only science

theres nothing wrong with homosexuality as long as the people dont look and act like poofs

pretty good at this cooking thing

Fat girls are all massive cunts

Good

forgot to mention I'm using the 0-10 scale haha

why are my thighs so chunky lads

t.flaming queen

...

i am xx

need to lick a pussy

dunno how i'll remember it all 2bh

Willies gone hard

any literary man in?

why does Lucas need to use the structure of the Monomyth to create the Star Wars mythology, which is aimed primarily at children?

fat cunt

Science is just an extension of philosophy

i really dont get it
are they all self hating or what? What do they get out of browsing Sup Forums

>mushy pease
>soggy chips
>blatantly stewed tea
no youre not

RED SURGE

Oh my
So it has
*nuzzles up against it*
Haha wow it's throbbing now user
*takes its entire length down my throat without even asking you permission*
Mmmm

the bf has a bigger willy than me even though he's the bottom

JUST

fuck britain tbf

t. humanities student and certified brainlet

tea is mean't to be stew'ed

nah, fuck me first and see if that gets rid of the urge

gay cunt

u gay?

t. computer science autist
physics student here, you're a spastic if you think science isn't a branch of philosophy. It is the natural philosophy

Got a BSc lad.

Think I'm gay now

i'm like 150lbs

pics of you both PLEASE x

fair enough

hate gays. love feminine cocks. simple as

>physics student here, you're a spastic if you think science isn't a branch of philosophy. It is the natural philosophy

physics student here and you're full of shite

5/10 pretty neutral on nutrition

7/10 taste sounds like a comfy meal

8/10 pairing cant really fault it 2bh

3/10 sophistication, not much thought had to go into it but does garner a few points because its all real food and not doritos and the high pairing score saves you a couple of points in sophistication


aggregate meal score: 6.89, nearly a 7. very much worth eating.

>his degree isn't accredited by IET
HOWLING

Just take a moment to think about it for a second, every single attractive white women who can be considered attractive has had black dick in her at one point in her life.

Pics of your bum? X

Tasted pretty good most of the time. Make her suck her juices off your fingers or your dick too, that's some hot shit

was about to ask if any scientists were here but there appears there are. i was looking to ask if there was any chance the bacteria in my yoghurt would mutate and kill me. thanks in advance

not really

no its fucking not you grim CUNT

PhilosoPEE has no place in modern society

Just do science and shut the fuck up

Bet you're one of those pseudointellectuals who brands themselves "agnostic" and open to homeopathy

Absolutely go fuck yourself pronto because nobody else will

She's not that attractive though

May have just discovered a new fetish lads.

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ive noticed the opposite in my experience. usually girls with manlier features are assholes and petite lil qts are always really sweet and pleasant to be around.

bigger women are usually the edgelords of the female world. ask any girl about their taller/bulkier friends, the tall girl is usually quite edgy. some of them are alright though

do thoroughly enjoy a girl doing that desu

reminder

Scared to deff and scared to look THEY SHOOK

Cos it ain't no thing as HALFWAY CROOKS

t. whitelet

Supersonic post

GOOD post

>reddit spacing
>"i fucking LOVE le science xDD"
kys

>Tasted pretty good most of the time. Make her suck her juices off your fingers
>tfw virgin
>tfw will never get to do this

why are there so many gay cunts here, guarantee u make a strawpoll the majority'll be poofs

archetypes are usually even more prevalent in childrens stories than in adult stories. they're put in place to learn lessons and children generally need lessons more than adults do, especially in a narrative form.

dont have any confidence when it comes to women.

*looks up at you with watering eyes from throating your cock so vigorously*
Haha, thanks daddy
*slides my throat down your cock while maintaining eye contact*

imgur.com/a/ee8K2 here you go x

we're just a vocal minority x

reckon sloterdijk practically had an orgasm when that Trump orb picture went viral

I'm straight. Lost the 'ginity at 14 and have been having regular sex ever since, but something about really cute lads who have this seemingly insatiable hunger for my cock drives me mad

same

welcome

to
the
cl
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t. white nationalist
Your practically a virgin anyways if you eat pussy.

its like 3 gays who jump on every ironic "wish i was gay" comment to do roleplay

I always upvote ass

>im straight but i want to shag blokes
ok mate

*kisses the back of your neck*

there was one earlier who turned day because his dad molested him
freaks the lot of them

Ah yes excellent argument and post in general
I can see why humanities speaks to you xxx

ah yes London

Shave your legs and arms and then
BELFAST

i think "men have cocks so they know how to suck em" must be a bit of a myth

i mean i wouldn't have a clue what to do if someone put a willy in my face

why are australians obsessed with black dicks?

>Tasted pretty good most of the time. Make her suck her juices off your fingers or your dick too, that's some hot shit


th-that sounds pretty cool


d-does her pussy juice like
leave residues on your dick